"Squinting Eyes" and "Multiple Horns" are a pair of difficult brothers. "Squinting eyes" the large Li Jianguo, born with a pair of small eyes, seeing everything squinted into a slit. Once, he mistakenly treated a mouthful of phlegm on the ground as a five-cent coin, and his elegant name was officially called open. "Multiple Horns" trumpet Zhang Heping, born smart and witty. He is very knowledgeable, and he knows a little bit about everything, so everyone says that he has "more horns" than the Wanbao Encyclopedia.
The pair of good friends grew up reading together and joined the team, and now they work in the same street factory, usually like a motor with wires, a shovel with an iron pot. Recently, however, the thirty-three-year-old friend of the two had parted ways. What is this for? According to reliable sources, it started with a bet between two people. What to bet on? Bet on a twenty square meter wedding new house.
It turned out that their street factory was originally a poor factory. The young people in the factory made up a small song: the product backlog slept in the warehouse, and the workers chatted and snored; The salary is not as old as my age, and the wife is difficult to find a future. Seeing that the business of many neighboring brother factories is booming, and wages and bonuses are also rising, the workers are very anxious in their hearts and have their own ideas.
One day, "Squinting Eyes" set up a banquet at the "Xiao Shaoxing Chicken Porridge Shop", generously bought a bottle of liquor, two-corner peanuts, triangular chicken head duck feet, four old fritters, and made an appointment with "multiple horns" to drink. After three rounds of drinking, they talked freely, and finally reached a preliminary agreement, planning to open a snack bar together. "Multiple Corners" asked: "How much can you make in January when you leave your job and go into business?" Squinting his eyes, he thought about it and said, "Three" hundred, five hundred have hope. "Multiple Horns" shook his head. Then let's ask for some helpers to make the market bigger. "It's not exciting enough." "Squinting eyes" was anxious to hear: "What do you mean..." Multiple horns" said: "To do it, you have to be the director of the factory."
To make our poor factory reborn and transformed; It is necessary to make the whole factory "staff and workers rich." "In this way, one wants to open a snack bar, one wants to be a big factory manager, and the needle is pointed at Mai Mang, and no one can convince anyone."
When it came, "squinting eyes" forcefully spit out a mouthful of chewed chicken bones, stood up indignantly and said: "You take your Yangguan Road, I take my canoe bridge, we run our own things, how?" 」 Multiple horns" with two hands and one stall, smiled frankly and said, "Good! How about a six-month bet? I guarantee: after half a year, the average monthly bonus of the whole factory employees will be three 'big unity'.
What about you?" Squinting his eyes, he patted his chest and said, "Bet on me to guarantee: half a year's net income of two thousand yuan." However, I see that you look dignified, just because there is no house, lack of tickets, so far is still a single stick, my facial features are poor, not pleasing to the girls, my twenty square meters of the new house is still empty, how to bet on these twenty square meters? What if you lose?" "I have nothing else, and if I lose, I will work under your big boss all my life as a small worker who picks vegetables and washes dishes." The two men raised their glasses and touched them, and drank the remaining wine, which was considered to have completed the betting agreement.
I don't want to just touch the cup here, and the laughter of a girl is heard next to the "poof". It turned out that a young woman sitting on the side eating a snack could not help but laugh when she heard this funny bet between the two of them. Only to see her generously step forward and say, "Two benevolent brothers, I haven't seen each other for many years, it seems that you are still not shallow!"
The two men were stunned and looked blankly at her. The girl smiled and said, "The two of you are really forgetful, when you cut in line..." Before she could finish speaking, she "squinted her eyes" and stood up on the stage: "Oh, remember, you are Xiaomei." Xiaomei nodded and said, "I am now studying at Fudan University, and I like to write stories in my spare time, I would like to know the end of your bet, can the two of you leave an address so that you can get in touch." "Multiple Horns" listened and was trying to answer, but was preemptively promised by the "squinting eyes" with a spring breeze, as if he was sure to win this bet.
In fact, the "multiple horns" are also full of confidence in this bet. Since last month, he has paid attention to the situation in the factory, conducted investigations and studies, analyzed the current situation, understood the information, calculated the blueprint for the reform of the factory, and then wrote an opinion to the street party committee.
The day before yesterday, Lao Chen, the party secretary, brought him in, had a long talk with him, enthusiastically supported his reform measures, and prepared to invite him to be the new director of the factory. Tonight is the eve of his assumption of office, how can he not be happy.
At noon the next day, "Multiple Horns" gave an inaugural speech in the cafeteria. He said: "Today, I have submitted myself as the director of the factory because I am fully sure that this factory will be run well. I dare to make a military order to ensure that the appearance of the factory will be changed within half a year. Of course, this depends on your strong support.
Comrades, the factory must have a way to live, and the products must be updated. Now, children have become the gods of every family, so I intend to immediately switch to the shortage of children's toys in the market... He talked endlessly, talking for more than half an hour in one breath, and finally waved his arm upwards and said, "The hearts of the people are united, and Tarzan moves!"
Let's twist it into a rope and do it!" As the saying goes, there are three fires for a new official to take office. After the "multiple horns" took office, they quickly cut through the chaos and adjusted the bonus and personnel systems in the factory. After rectifying labor discipline and improving the post responsibility system, the factory immediately changed production. Three months later, the new product was put on the market, like a steamed bun that had just come out of the cage. What about "squinting"? He opened a "nerdy" dim sum shop at the four forks of the road corner of Happiness Road. This shop is located in the traffic rush, surrounded by new workshops, commercial outlets are still very rare, so since its opening, business has been booming, customers continue.
Just when the two sides were showing their magic, on this day, "Squinting Eyes" suddenly received a call from Xiaomei, asking him to meet at the gate of the People's Park at seven o'clock in the evening. Listening to the phone call, "squinting" is like going into the bathroom in December, and your body is hot.
Just after four o'clock, he hung a sign at the entrance of the store: "Because of an important matter, it will be closed for half a day." Close the door. He changed into new clothes, freshened up, and just after six o'clock, he rushed to the appointment. Who knows, once you arrive at People's Park, you don't want Xiaomei to be waiting there. "Squinting" took a few steps, just wanted to invite Xiaomei to see the ballet, but Xiaomei introduced a fat old man on the side to him and said: "This is Master Ah Fu, a retired chef of Hongyunlou Restaurant, I know that your shop is in urgent need of technical investment, so I invite him to meet you."
Let's talk about it, I still have a little thing, first of all, I will say goodbye. "Say it, turn around and wave and leave." Squinting his eyes, "I couldn't imagine that this was the case." For a while, what Fat Ah Fu said to him, he didn't listen to a word, and his heart was always thinking about Xiaomei.
After Xiaomei bid them farewell, she hurried to their factory. She took three tickets out of her pocket and asked "multiple corners" to watch a movie. This sudden invitation made the "multi-horned" face turn red, it was difficult to refuse, the work in front of them was complicated, and they could not separate themselves for a while. What to do?
In the end, he had no choice but to say to Xiaomei with great apology: "I have received your hospitality, and I really have no time today, so I have to lose my companion, please forgive me." Upon hearing this, Xiao Mei's face also turned red. She said, "You know what kind of movie this is? The science and education film "The Third Wave" introduces the latest industrial trends abroad. I want you and the deputy director to open your eyes!"
After hearing this, the "multiple horns" jumped up happily, snatched the ticket, nodded to her, and did not even have time to say a word of thanks, and ran outside. Looking at the back of the "multiple horns" trotting, Xiaomei smiled helplessly. Inspired by the movie, "Multiple Corners" returned to the factory and hired former industrialists and retired technicians to form an advisory group to analyze the feasibility of the business in the factory and be responsible for the rotation of young workers. Once again, there was a wave of reform in the factory.
In the blink of an eye, another two months have passed. One day, "Multiple Corners" received a note that provided "a piece of commodity information: there is a backlog of intellectual toys." Buying interest may turn to mid-to-high-end electronic toys. The drop is "squinting". "Multiple Horns" was very excited in his heart, thinking: It is worthy of being an old friend. At the moment, he immediately submitted the note to the advisory group for study, and thought that it was indeed of reference value. Within a few days, the factory adjusted the product again and got busy again.
On the same day, Squinting Eyes also received a note that read: "Attention, the Zhiqing Dim Sum Shop across the road is open today." The drop is "multiple corners". "Squinting" looked at the note, thought it was just a small matter, laughed it off, and inadvertently threw it into the swill bucket.
Time is like an arrow, half a year has passed. On this day, "squinting eyes" were smoking a cigarette in the store, and suddenly a person stepped in outside, and it was "multiple horns" who came. He walked into the store, smiled, and said, "Boss, I believe what I say, and I hear your good news." "Squinting eyes, he said weakly, "What good news, my snack shop has collapsed."
It turned out that after the opening of the Zhiqing cooperative store, all aspects were better than him, and Fat Ah Fu was invited by them to be a technical guide to continuously improve the quality of meals and snacks. As the saying goes, "Don't be afraid of not knowing the goods." I'm afraid of comparison. "Soon, the turnover of nerdy dim sum shops dropped dramatically." Squinting his eyes, "Anxious, in a hurry, I moved my crooked mind: the beer seeps water, and the wontons are only seen in the skin.....
In this way, customers are like crickets for the winter, less and less. After talking about the bitter scriptures, "squinting his eyes" looked up at his old friend and asked listlessly, "What about you dude?" Multiple Horns" did not speak, but took out a note and handed it to him. It turned out that the young man in the factory had changed the minor tune, and it read:
Factory reform has achieved rapid results,
Realize the four modernizations of contracting.
Bonuses are more than salaries.
The man marries the woman and laughs haha.
At this time, "multiple horns" took out a hundred yuan and handed it to him, saying, "This is a bonus for you." "Squinting eyes" wondered in my heart, I have long left my job to do business, how can I still have a bonus?" "Multiple horns" smiled and said: "Now the factory stipulates that those who provide market information and are hired by the factory can be given a one-time bonus according to the income situation."
The last time you wrote a note, it provided important information, and listening to this, the "squinting eyes" was that the monk Zhang'er was confused, and he loudly argued: "Old friend, don't make me happy, I haven't written any note at all." At this moment, Xiaomei hurriedly walked in and breathlessly said to the "multiple horns": "Quick, I have something important to tell: Manager Wang of Hong Kong Children's Music Toys Co., Ltd. has something to pass by, I showed him your factory products, he is very interested, whether you will go to his accommodation tonight to negotiate once, this channel is opened..." Then our factory can do a large amount of business to earn foreign exchange." "Multiple Horns" happily clasped Xiaomei's hand and said thank you.
Suddenly, he remembered the note and asked busily: "Last time, xiaomei smiled and nodded towards the "multiple horns". "Multiple horns" shook Xiaomei's hand excitedly and said thank you. Squinting, he said sourly, "Dude, will you still lose?" You have a secret correspondent. ”
Xiao Mei said busily: "I am the same, don't you also receive a note signed 'multiple horns'?" After saying that, he smiled charmingly at the "multiple horns", and this smile was meaningful. Laughing so "many horns" that he was comfortable and smiling so much that he "squinted his eyes" was unnatural, and he had words in his heart: "Tang Bohu smiled a little autumn incense, and it seems that they will be in love as soon as they laugh."
Now, he had to take out the key to the new house, and weakly said to the "multiple horns": "Dude, the last bet was that you won, the new house belongs to you, you are now everything ready, even the East Wind is not lacking!" As an old friend, I wish you boundless happiness. "Multiple horns" listened, smiled and said: "Bet it's just a joke, can you really want your house?"
Old rule, let's bowl rib noodles. Who knew that Xiao Mei, who was standing on the side, took the key from the "squinting eye" and said, "There is no house, how can I do it?" Squinting her eyes, "I was shocked, this girl is powerful, she is a foot color, and the eight characters have just been withdrawn, so I did it."
Only to hear Xiaomei say unhurriedly: "The toy factory should buy this private house and the nearby houses, build a high-rise toy wholesale center here, and build our trust." "Multiple Horns" listened and asked incomprehensibly, "Are you?" Xiaomei said: "I am a fresh graduate of the Department of Economics of Fudan University, I asked to be assigned to your job, welcome?" Welcome, welcome "multiple horns" are very happy, "squinting eyes" eyes are very red, thinking, "If I carry the sign of this 'nerd' snack shop harder, I will really become a nerd." ”
Thinking of this, he was busy proposing to the "multiple horns" and asking to return to the factory to resume work. "Multiple Horns" said: "According to your application, coupled with the merit of donating housing, you can submit it to the workers' congress for discussion and let you return to work." "Slow?" Xiao Mei stretched out her hand and said, "Can't agree?" Squinting his eyes, he was startled, and his squinting eyes suddenly stared like the lid of a soda bottle.
Only to see Xiaomei smile and giggle at him: "Or be your little boss." Rest assured, the toy factory can be associated with your store and be your backer. The nerdy dim sum shop will not only collapse, but in the future we will also have to build a music café here, a weekend dinner, and then the wealth will be luxuriant. A word, said "squinting eyes" turned from worry to joy, smiled happily.
This smile made his little eyes narrow into a slit again. In his words, this is called light concentration, even small eyes like me can see the brilliant future mile!#Headline##故事 #