The three sentences of the interview silenced a room of examiners丨Funny pictures
author:A certain is Chaoshan Zhao Zilong
The man rushed to buy hairy eggs and turned into ducks when they arrived home
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June 13, Shaoyang, Hunan Province. The daughter wanted to eat the hairy eggs, and the father rushed to buy 33, only to arrive home and find that these hairy eggs had hatched ducklings. The party, Ms. He, said that these ducklings will be raised in the future.
▍ Duck: Fortunately, I broke my shell soon, otherwise I would have died!
Netizens: It's better to raise it!
Xu Zhisheng can talk more
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Xu Zhisheng's answer to "Is the girl who was photographed eating together a girlfriend":
▍ There is no problem, you must respect the rice hahaha
Who buys claypot rice?
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Son: OK, I'm a little more expensive than Audi parts
Check out the authentic Claypot Rice in Guangdong
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Hey, this is the deluxe version, there are two boys, claypot boy rice
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for two years
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▍ "I have been escorted to Peking University, is there anything wrong with me?" ”
I'll slash too
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▍ Netizen: I'm chopping [Earth], if it's gone, you don't have to live, you can also come and chop a knife~
This demon wind has blown to Pattaya
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▍ To put it bluntly, this is a strong cultural output
The good-looking doorhead is the same
Interesting shop names pick one in a million
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▍Wow~ so cute!!!
Will really fall in love with Wenshu Monastery
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▍Yes, first of all, health, followed by second!
I have to learn more
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▍This password looks like the year, month and day, but what about the year, month and day?
The map navigation is really outrageous
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A little smart, but not much
What is ineffective and saves money?
Just went out to run errands, two or three kilometers back and forth, in order to save a few dollars chose to walk. It turned out to be so hot that I spent fifteen yuan on a cup of milk tea and was hit by a galloping dog.
I love the name
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▍ Good down-to-earth, the boss knows marketing
The clerk was stunned
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▍ Good guy, empty gloves empty cards
The person who finally saw the long camera on his face
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▍ It turns out that the face pendant really exists
It must make sense for the pants to be designed this way
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▍ Very good, the whole family can move in and live, and there is no need to buy a house
No more fear of getting your clothes dirty when eating
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▍ I can't beat it, just join it, hahaha, I think I need one too
Have all post-90s colleagues come to this point?
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▍ Die of laughter! Twenty years less detours!
Some funny homophonic memes
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▍ An evil dragon breathes fire towards the river because it is necessary to finish roasting the river. As a result, steam rises from the surface of the river because the roasted river is too moisture
Guess why it's called sprouts?
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▍ Test everyone, what sprouted can not be eaten
Amitabha
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▍ The soul of the benefactor is floating, everyone be careful
This is a history of the development of shared bicycles in China
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▍Codename "Stitching Monster"
No, I've learned
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▍ Then, when I changed the battery, I was confused! And you can't put a plastic bag in (it's not impossible to think about it)
Sister Jiang, when will you get sick next time (not)
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▍And this kind of good thing?! Don't dare to say a word
"How many days can you work?"
"I can work three days a day"
Three sentences of a friend's interview silenced the examiner
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This, did you pack dinner, otherwise how could I stay up until nine o'clock, I would have slipped away a long time ago
It's still funny to think of this old terrier
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▍ A leader is really not a thing, it is an individual.
Foreigners can't judge the age of Asians
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▍ The boy was so shocked that he couldn't think!
Blessed are those who like to take care of children
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▍ Bringing a baby is hard work, the old lady is retired, and she is not fully retired
Laughing to death, ah, ah, whose ears are gears
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▍ The Great Wall of Ears? So many stud earrings are troublesome to remove