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Project number: QM-999
Project Level: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: QM-999 is allowed to walk freely in the facility. But to keep itself safe, it must sleep or stay in a shelter at 8-9 p.m. The target must not leave the facility at night or leave the site at any time. Shelters must be kept clean and targeted meals must be fed twice a day. When there are no other tasks or are on break, staff can enter the container of the QM-999. Play with your target when it's boring and have a conversation with it in a calm, non-threatening tone.
Description: QM-999 is a large, irregular, viscous orange translucent viscous object. Its mass is 54 kg (120 lb). Its density is about the same as peanut butter. The shape size of the target will change frequently, but in most cases it is similar to a soybean bag chair, about two meters wide and one meter high. QM-999 is composed of an oil-like substance that is currently unknown to science. The surface of QM-999 consists of a thin, transparent film, like an animal cell about 0.5 cm thick, and is also highly elastic, allowing QM-999 to flatten parts of its body to 2 cm thin. Although QM-999 can actively drink liquids, its skin is hydrophobic (see Appendix QM-999-A). The rest of QM-999 is a slimy, slimy-orange substance of unknown composition, despite its ability to easily digest organic matter.
The subject has a playful temperament similar to that of a dog. When approaching an object, the QM-999 behaves unusually elated, squirming to the nearest humans and jumping on them. Then hug them with two tentacles while rubbing their faces with a third hand and making sharp giggles and cooing sounds. Depending on the person contacted, the body surface of QM-999 emits a pleasant odor. Recorded scents include chocolate, laundry detergent, bacon, rose and Play-Doh™.
Touching the surface of the QM-999 creates an immediate mental pleasure and is enhanced when in contact with the QM-999, even long after separation from the target. The target's favorite behavior is to tickle each other, usually wrapping people from the neck down and tickling them until they beg for mercy (although it often ignores this request). Although injuries can occur, it has never been found to actively harm others. If it hurts someone, it will immediately fall back and shrink into a small pile, making a "creaking" sound, like a whimpering puppy "apologizing" for accidentally hurting someone.
The target will reach anyone, but it is more interested in people who are unhappy or hurt. No matter how much damage people have suffered, they will be healed after contact with QM-999 and are optimistic about their life prospects. For example, people with major depression or PTSD report that they have a much more positive outlook on life after exposure to QM-999. The possibility of using mucus from QM-999 to make antidepressants has been discussed.
Regarding the target's playful behavior, the QM-999 seems to have love for all animals (especially humans), refuses to eat meat and sacrifices itself to save others, and even jumps up to block a bullet that is aimed at him. (The discussion about target IQ has been ongoing: Despite its rather naïve behavior, it can understand human language and most modern technology, including guns.) The target's diet consists mostly of sweets and sweets, with M&M's™ chocolate beans and Necco™ wafers being its favorites. It feeds in a similar way to amoebas.
Addendum QM-999-A: "All staff are reminded that QM-999 will not drink any type of caffeinated soft drink. Last week, someone gave QM-999 an extra can of Coke in addition to its usual breakfast — not only did it bounce on the wall for half an hour, but because carbonic acid made QM-999 feel super sick, it refused to move or eat for the rest of the day. Fortunately, the QM-999 recovered after that. Staff members who were not serious in their work had already been reprimanded.
-Dr.████████
Appendix QM-999-B: The following is a report of an experiment that hopes to limit the fury of QM-682 by bringing QM-682 into contact with QM-999.
The QM-999 was placed in the container of the QM-682, and the QM-999 immediately creeped towards the QM-682.
999: (giggling excitedly)
682: (groaning and roaring in bewilderment) Is this a divine horse?
The QM-999 moved directly in front of the QM-682 and jumped up and down like a dog, accompanied by a sharp bark.
682: (groaning) Nausea dies...
The QM-682 immediately rushed to the QM-999 and smashed it flat. Just as the experimenters decided to terminate the experiment, the QM-682 began to speak.
682: (muttering) Huh? (inexplicably) This is... (bass, kind of like a slight gurgling) I feel my whole body... It's all itchy...
The QM-999 can climb up from the QM-682's toes, along one side of it, clinging to its neck, and begin to gently grope with pseudopodia. QM-682's face slowly stretched into a wide grin.
682: (heavy gurgling) I feel... Good... Glad. Glad... (laughs)... Glad... glad
The QM-682 repeated the word "happy" for several minutes, going from laughing casually to laughing non-stop. The laughter continued, and the QM-682 turned around and lay down, its tail hitting the floor with terrifying force.
682: (laughing angrily) Stop! Stop tickling! (Still smiling)
The QM-682 and QM-999 continued the "tickle battle" until the QM-682 finally collapsed, as if he had fallen asleep, and a smile-like expression appeared on his face. After 15 minutes of silence, two D-class personnel entered the room and recovered the QM-999. When QM-999 left, QM-682 immediately woke up and emitted an unrecognizable energy wave from its body, laughing maniacally.
All the personnel within range of the energy wave fell into a maniacal laugh, which allowed QM-682 to escape and slaughter along the way. During this time, QM-999 did its best to save people and take them to safety to recover from the "laughing wave". At the same time, agents suppressed and re-contained QM-682.
Despite the enormous damage QM-682 has caused to the facility, QM-999 shows no fear in the face of this creature. In fact, it made the gesture that it also wanted to "play" with the QM-682. But QM-682 said: "That disgusting little snot lump should have been [deleted] by [data removal]." ”
█████ Dr. Memo: "Although the experiment was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, it was the most fun thing I have ever seen. I never thought I would one day describe the QM-682 as 'cute'. Please send me a copy of the experiment video as soon as possible. ”