1. I bought a Kawasaki H2R motorcycle for the chairman, and the chairman immediately promoted me to the general manager of the branch. Today is the first day to go to work in the branch, I got up late in the morning, I can't eat at home, I went to the bun shop near the community to buy buns. Unexpectedly, the owner of the bun seller actually picked up the bun for me with his hand. I was angry at the time: "Why don't you use chopsticks?" The owner of the shop said to me with affection: "Don't worry, I'm not afraid of hot!" ”
2. The abbot and the master have often quarreled since their daughter got married. The abbot had originally relied on a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt to fight the invincible hand all over the world, but Shi Tai just knew where the weakness was. At noon on this day, the abbot ran to his son-in-law's house full of wounds and hid. The daughter cooked a few dishes, and after the abbot and son-in-law had a few drinks, they began to complain about the master, and complained for a whole hour. After the end, the abbot shook his head and said: Today's meal tastes as bad as your mother's cooking. The son-in-law continued: It is also possible that my mother did it, and she came a few minutes earlier than you. The abbot listened and lay back, not knowing whether he was drunk or frightened. At this time, Shi Tai came out of the kitchen, narrowed his eyes and said: It seems that you have to beat up when you go home.
3. I lay on my daughter-in-law's shoulder and cried, and my daughter-in-law patted me on the back, and then sighed and said to the son next to me: "It is not easy for you to score one hundred points in the final exam, and it is not easy for your father to save 50 yuan for more than three months!" My son was overjoyed, holding my private money in one hand and making a cheering gesture to me with the other, and then said: "Dad, I strive to make the next exam better, you also have to cheer!" In that instant, my heart was cold, the two doors totaled a hundred points, and there was a face looking for me to reward? alas!
4. When I got married to my wife, my ex-girlfriend came to make trouble and almost tore my wife's clothes. Fortunately, the wedding went smoothly, and after the marriage, I was also very good to my wife, after all, I felt guilty. When I say to my wife: I want to be your good husband, if you want to spend money, just open it to me, I am your CASH machine. The wife smiled: I love to lie in bed, I can't get up in the morning, what should I do? I thought for a moment: I am your crane.
5. A friend from abroad gave me a Devon Lex cat, when I gave it the cat was only 3 months old, and now as the Devon Lex cat grows up day by day, it begins to yearn for the outside free world. I found that the cat peeked at my opening the door every day. I knew that this precious cat was very capable of learning, and I was afraid that it would run away on its own one day, so I opened the door after playing a set of Wing Chun every time. Later, the cat thought it was so difficult that she never saw me open the door again!
6. Our boss has newly married a second-married wife, and she looks really beautiful and moving. Unfortunately, our boss Fu was short-lived, and he died of a myocardial infarction on the second day of marriage. Before the boss died, he took my hand and told me to take care of his wife. I tearfully agreed to the boss. After the boss left, I took over his company. The company has not been running well for so many years. Heavily indebted. There is only an empty shell left. I went to find my dad. Let my dad give me a billion. I'm going to reinvent the company. After a year of hard work, the company is finally on the right track, I have not forgotten the boss's instructions, carefully take care of his second wife, and finally his wife recognized me as a dry father, I will treat her like my own daughter in the future.