It has been a month since Wu Was approved for arrest.
Although there is no such person on the whole network, there are always big questions in everyone's small head -
If you don't understand, ask, how did fan live in it?
For a while, the whole network was spreading the video of him being beaten inside, almost saying that there was a nose and an eye, just like the melon crowd was on the scene;
Later, there were rumors that he was seeing a skin disease in a hospital in Beijing;
There is also news that Fan Fan once cried bitterly in the face of the police during the interrogation, and regretted that he was not the beginning.
However, what everyone is more worried about is that with the figure of Fan Fan's appearance, it is likely that he will be called to pick up soap every day after going in.
After all, this is the highest courtesy of a rapist in it!
Today, the director of the factory has a prison survival guide here, wherever please check -
"Howy in Prison"
The old man with handcuffs on the poster stands behind two big men who are very fierce at first glance.
It was clear that perhaps he would face the same fate as Fan Fan.
So in the movie, will he become a bus that everyone can get on, or will he rely on his own efforts to protect the thriving chrysanthemum field behind him?
Rob Schneider.
This comedy, which he self-directed and self-acted, is no less funny and bizarre than "Living together in prison".
And it's also a big market.
David Karding, who played Kill Bill, Jennifer Morrison, who was named one of the top ten sexiest TV stars, and Scott Wilson, a veteran powerhouse.
In addition, the prison inmates who play the film are also masters of american free fighting, and even national champions.
Each of these appearances is like a mountain.
And the male protagonist Stan, can he carry this fierce attack of the storm?
In fact, in the beginning, he had an enviable life like Fan Fan.
Living in a villa mansion, driving a Lamborghini, every morning, there is a sexy and charming wife at the bedside gently telling him to get up for breakfast.
The wife's face was full of love.
Hey, this male protagonist can be said to be a winner in life among men.
He was originally a real estate developer.
Clever tongue, huge power flickering, each customer can be brainwashed under his three inches of uncorrupted tongue, and then successfully signed.
But it is too sleek and easy to roll over.
Recently, he was accidentally involved in a commercial fraud case and faced a 3-year prison sentence, which the court sentenced to 6 months later.
In prison, Stan was not afraid.
At best, it's a bit depressing.
What really scared him was what a big man who had been in prison had said to him.
You are like this, the easiest to pick up soap.
All the people will come and rape you.
At this point, Stan really panicked.
Could it be that the last line of defense for his human dignity and masculinity is about to be breached in six months' time?
After all, violence is the most common in prisons.
And raping him is the last resort to bringing down a man.
This movie, in fact, is about the poignant and inspirational history of a man desperately trying to avoid being exploded.
At first, Stan gave up.
He groaned and groaned all day, nightmares, and had no intention of responding to his wife's enthusiasm.
Full of thoughts, it is the scene of their own sheep entering the tiger's mouth.
Even, in order to adapt in advance, he also let his beautiful wife take some kind of prop to reclaim the territory behind him that no one had ever set foot in.
But as you can imagine, the ghost cry resounded through the night sky that night.
Until Stan is kicked out of the taekwondo gym, he encounters a seemingly mysterious master.
When he saw the master punch through the wall, he immediately decided to take him home.
From then on, the devilish training began.
The first is diet.
You know, the food in prison is not good, plus it is likely to be calculated by the inmates.
Therefore, Stan must adapt to all kinds of strange tastes in advance.
Dripping blood in the liver;
A living scorpion that is still moving;
A dark dish made from raw eggs, fish oil, a beef pancreas, and a special condiment made by the master: soot.
Oh, really heavy taste.
After months of training, Stan has gone from vomiting at the beginning to eating a live snake without changing his color.
The second is physical fitness.
small fire whip on the chest;
Crotch to tip of the knife;
Yiyang finger;
Shadowless palm;
King Kong Fist;
Invincible God Milk.
After 5 months, Stan has changed from a weak chicken to a fairly muscular macho.
But that's not all.
That's the last resort -
In order to avoid being violated, we must first fundamentally solve the problem, and Stan tattooed a strange pattern directly on the chrysanthemum land.
Sure enough, on the first day of entering, it directly frightened a lot of prison guards.
Eat bitterly, and be a superior person.
Sure enough, the old saying is true.
The next plot, as if riding on a rocket, is simply the story of "Long Aotian's Construction of Harmonious Socialism in Prison".
Stan, who had practiced divine skills, had a face that changed from the previous decadence, but had the confidence of a peerless master.
The first to tease him was punished by him fiercely;
The second one, which he did not like, was also beaten to the ground by him.
The third, the fourth, the fifth...
Every black strong man always appeared in a majestic manner, and then he was beaten by Stan to the point of blue nose and swollen face.
One of them is a thorn in the head that is not convinced.
He decides to sneak up on Stan while he's in the shower, but he doesn't expect to be thrown to the ground as soon as he enters.
Then Stan subdued him with just two bars of soap and one shoelace.
The brothers were also miserable, picking up soap for a group of people in the bathhouse for a whole day, causing him to be unable to take care of himself for nearly a month.
After this battle, Stan was completely on fire.
Whoever sees him will shout "Boss Stan."
What's even more bizarre is that at Stan's initiative, a "rape ban" has become popular in prisons.
No one can hurt others in this form of violence, and if they really want to vent, then they can be free to fall in love.
No, the brothers, who were interrupted by Stan with three fingers, found their own MR.right.
Under Stan's leadership, the inmates were in harmony.
Dancing dancing, listening to music, reading books, showing love and showing love, there is no longer the violent scene of the past.
This relaxed and peaceful atmosphere really makes people look happy.
But there are also people who can't sit still —
warden.
He has been in this industry for 35 years, he has never seen this scene, originally wanted to solve the gang of prisoners through riots, and then bought the prison to collect benefits, but the plan was frustrated.
He threatens Stan with his beautiful wife, asking him to restore the violence and chaos of the prison.
And with fellow inmates fighting side by side and his lifelong happiness on the other, how would Stan choose?
Even if there is a villain.
But there's no doubt that this is a movie that makes people laugh to the point of stomachache.
Under the appearance of comedy, it is rare that the personality characteristics of each character are portrayed very vividly and very vividly.
The relationship between people is also very loving.
You can even think of it as a comedic version of The Shawshank Redemption.
Some people also say that the inspiration for the movie "Ip Man" comes from today's old film.
Of course, in addition to nonsense, the film also has a deep side.
When his wife wanted to have a baby with Stan, he rejected her for all sorts of bizarre reasons, instead spending a lot of time and energy on exercise.
But in fact, he didn't have to work so hard at all.
Just the tattoo on his ass could have allowed him to walk sideways in prison.
Later, the boring prison life made Stan begin to reflect on his selfishness.
Strong on the surface, but fragile on the inside.
Fear of this, fear of that.
The fear of being blown up in prison and the fear of his wife cheating on him outside are actually all due to the fear of the unknown.
Just like us in reality.
Afraid of hands and feet, do not dare to move forward.
In fact, in the face of uncontrollable life, everything is prepared for the worst, forcing yourself to make the most thorough preparations, and you will not be disappointed in what results you get in the end.
Just like in the film, the master makes Stan eat snakes and scorpions all the time, and the food that is difficult to swallow after going to prison has become wonderful.
People should be simpler and work harder.
In this way, you can be considered worthy of yourself.