Give the last piece of self-reserved land that is delusional independent of the era of big data, and more support and care that does not require money.
Also give yourself a little more, free time outside of the algorithm.
Author | Nezha
Edit | Fly song
Original production by Little Wind and Little Waves
The red carpet of internal entertainment has finally evolved into a look that no one understands.
Last weekend, there was a movie festival, and the stars on the red carpet can be described as diverse -
Not in the traditional sense of beauty, but in the weirdest shape of who can put themselves in.
Someone kicks, someone punches, and some people can't fight anyone with brains and limbs.
The first thunder on the red carpet was Zhou Dongyu, which bombed both the scene and the Internet.
Facing the camera flying at high speed in front of her, I saw her snap her right palm, and her body was also skewed to the right suspiciously.
It's like saying hello to the wrong person on the side of the road, and finally cleverly amplifying the embarrassment with "Welcome to the guest officer, please".
A good "Precious Video of a Female Star Taming Wild Limbs".
The official account even specifically set her videos not to be saved.
Fortunately, the animated image released at the end is not as absurd as the live tidbits.
Zhou Dongyu regained his dignity in the film.
Liu Xiaoqing did not have such good luck, she performed the most weird gesture with the most elegant smile.
Some say she begged for rain, others said she was like a jumping god.
On the plus side, this is an old actor breaking through himself on the red carpet and showing his acting skills.
Liu Xiaoqing, who is accustomed to strong winds and waves, is estimated to be the first time to simulate the appearance of taking off after being hit by a car on the red carpet.
Also off the ground was Deng Chao.
It's hard to imagine how many classics this social terrorist can kick out.
At first, it was the horse gate stunt "snapping a right whip leg";
After turning around, he used the upturned underwear to prove that he was a young man with a fake bag for internal entertainment.
A set of silky and fluent movements came down, as if moving the Hailan House advertisement to the red carpet scene.
Look at this bottom-up upward shooting perspective, the camera position shaking left and right, and the speed that is sometimes fast and slow...
Even the old drama bones with hard kung fu, the flesh on his face shakes three times when he punches:
In "Bright Sword", Chu Yunfei's actor took his wife on the red carpet together.
It's not about vacation, it's more like a robbery.
Chu Yunfei with his 358th regiment could not save this shot of the chin.
Someone in the comment area begged the photographer to stop shooting like this.
The more you watch it, the more it looks like the finale of "The Temptation to Go Home", Ellie and Hong Shixian wave to others in the sky.
Also on the red carpet are Li Yanan and Wang Zulan, who have not played normally on the red carpet.
The language of the camera flying diagonally upwards completely destroyed the precarious sense of CP between them.
A couple thus became a bride and a flower girl.
The red carpet entered a chaotic era, and the little flowers copied the action of flirting skirts in batches:
If there is no skirt, throw the emperor's new skirt:
I thought that going in circles was the last safety card, but I didn't expect that this trick was not safe.
Jiang Yiyi's skirt was too small, and when she threw it, she used too much force, and she pulled off a piece of her dress abruptly.
It is difficult to predict whether the red carpet picture will be the first to come out of the circle, or whether she will be invited out of the circle first in the face of huge dress compensation.
Wang Jiayi, Yaoqin in "Manjiang Hong", has a good temperament and eyes.
I don't know if the photographer did it on purpose or accidentally -
Be sure to let the temperamental beauty suffer the old crime in the final fixed picture, paying tribute to the crazy donkey.
On the red carpet, the three generations of old, middle, and young people, and powerful idols all gathered together, and the photographer focused on saving trouble, and arranged for them to wave three times:
ChatGPT is more dedicated than him, which is not my subjective evaluation.
The photographer has appeared twice in the behind-the-scenes footage, one of which was to teach the old actor Tao Yuling to play with high technology:
"Just wave your hand".
The official website given by the poster does not contain information about the photographer.
Therefore, it is also impossible to determine whether he is on the red carpet for the first time.
Seriously, I recommend that this cameraman switch to TV series shooting.
Domestic suspense horror films need such a camera -
Neither AI nor humans can guess what will appear on the screen in the next second.
It may be a close-up that is magnified but not fully enlarged;
It is also possible that it took Jiang Shuying 5 seconds to hold the arm:
It can only be said that these two female stars conquered this "broken slow motion" with their beauty and super sense of faith.
In fact, everyone can see that it is not that the lens is broken and slow, but that this photographer is inexperienced and can't hold it.
This high-frame-rate variable speed lens is called "Grammy slow motion" and first appeared in 2016 on the Grammys.
2016
The use of this lens is generally in-field guidance + slow motion + panoramic shooting, rarely swaying up and down, left and right.
2023
The machine that can capture this kind of picture is called Glambot, which has the meaning of elegance and charm.
Compared with the previous red carpet still photos, the dynamic shot will appear that the stars and scenes are integrated and more advanced.
I have to admit that the stars on the red carpet abroad are more open.
The action of throwing the skirt is more atmospheric than that of the little flowers in the inner entertainment.
Even if you cover your face and don't make a big move, you won't look particularly embarrassed or cramped.
In 2017, Zhang Liangying used Galmbot twice on the Grammy red carpet, once flicking the skirt, and once directly scaring her face to make an expression, and there was no disobedience.
As for internal entertainment, this elegant and charming Galmbot camera has become an absurd behavior capture instrument——
This pot mainly has to be carried by the photographer.
Although I searched the whole network and did not find the work resume of this photographer in China, compared with the Grammy red carpet director, it was immediately apparent.
After all, in foreign countries, how to pose and how to shake the camera, the director is in full control.
Not only the Grammys, but also the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, Emmys and the People's Choice Awards will use Grammy slow motion.
Most of these awards ceremonies were directed by Cole Walliser.
Because of his small curly hair, he is hereinafter honorably called "Brother Curly".
In Volgo's vlog, it takes about 45 seconds to take a "Grammy slow motion" GIF for a group of stars.
The first 40 seconds are spent communicating.
Solo photography will carefully pick the legs and hand movements:
The second time Camei appeared on the Grammy red carpet, she already had her "slow motion in life".
Take photos of newlyweds, and design actions such as showing off wedding rings and kissing according to your needs.
Brother Roll teaches them hand-in-hand, and rehearses them before starting:
The last 5 seconds are reproduced efficiently:
In an interview with CBC, Brother Roll even compressed the time for communicating with the stars to 30 seconds.
Because the robot itself has 12 pre-programmed actions (including horizontal push, left and right rocking, etc.), Vol Brother has to choose the actions to be done by the robotic arm according to customer needs, clothing and position.
Moreover, the distance between the robotic arm and the star is the result of precise calculation, and there will never be a situation where the star's face flies out of the lens.
In fact, this is not the first time that domestic entertainment has tried "Grammy slow motion".
At the 2019 fashion COSMO ceremony, there was a 360-degree wrap-around ultra-long lens strafing the stars.
Liu Shishi adopts the strategy of you going around and sweeping the backbone.
It's just that other stars who dare not look at the camera from a distance add three points of desolation to this back.
At that time, Zhou Dongyu had not yet become a female boss, and while rotating with the camera, she showed embarrassment and embarrassment in the center of the stage.
Others are somewhat long-lens phobia, only Ni Ni is a lens phobia, who can pull Liu Shishi to fry a 20-second Ji Qing CP.
Then to the GQ red carpet at the end of last year, Tian Xiwei and Guan Xiaotong became victims of stop-motion shots.
Four years have passed.
The technical content of dynamic slow motion is getting higher and higher, and the level of the palm camera is as crotch as always;
The red carpet picture is becoming clearer, and the star's helpless look is even more funny.
Instead of seriously analyzing who is to blame for the red carpet failure, it is better to see these disasters as a two-way rush between the organizer and the stars.
For example, Zhou Dongyu, who can't pose on the red carpet, met Fu, a photographer who was also unfamiliar with photography.
It seems that both of them have seen the camera for the first time, like a pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks.
In short, I still hope that Neiyu can try more new things.
Or there is a technical advance and a blockbuster effect like the Grammy Oscars.
Either the stars fade their shelves and halos, return to the era of domestic entertainment and living people, and contribute to the absurd famous scenes that everyone loves.
Anyway, the starting point is good, and it is recommended that the stars start several times.
Practice more, don't suffer losses ↘↘↘