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Rob Weekly Spiritual Guide 4.12-4.18

Rob Benzney is a famous American astrologer, writer, poet, musician, and social activist. The horoscopic style is a psychological guide.

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Tell the Truth – Translator: Improvisational fantasies

Forbidden Prophecy!

Exclusive news! The Beauty and Truth Lab will cover the news before it happens! In this special story, our psychic reporters will cover you with stories that haven't happened yet – but will happen in the future:

A group of erudite and charming wanderers is on the rise. They spread understanding and laughter in the community, and grateful citizens often prepare food in their own homes to entertain them.

+ The Constituent Assembly will enact a new Bill of Rights. The new amendment: All Americans will be paid in proportion to how much good they have created.

+ One of the best-selling self-help books of the decade is Zen in the Radical Bad Temper of the Rich Divine

+Swedish bioscientists have obtained conclusive evidence that men also have a menstrual cycle similar to that of women. Scientists claim that this change is related to the relationship between the Sun and Mars.

At the peak of the male cycle, which can reach up to 10 days a month, the adrenal glands secrete a hormone that makes men irritable and irritable, and is more adept at putting their hot-headed impulses in the guise of logical explanation, dissociated from their own feelings, violent tendencies, and low judgment.

There will also be a period of vulnerability before the physiological cycle, which scientists will also call "PMS", the full name is "pathological straight male stress disorder".

+ Owning a billion dollars of property and using it only for personal use is a crime.

+ There will be a gay tree, a whole rift, a whole new kind of aphrodisiac that can stimulate a greater passion than sexual desire, a computer that can communicate with God.

+ New interactive video games with social redemption values. In the best module, children have to discuss all 7 wisdoms of the Buddha with the same character as the genie, whose image mimics that of a high monk.

+ Currently, the average heterosexual pop time in the United States is 4 minutes, which will jump to 22 minutes.

+ A new TV channel "Happy Midwives" broadcasts the birth of newborns 24 hours a day, and the national crime rate plummets.

+ Researchers have found astonishing evidence that vegetables have a high degree of consciousness and sensation, and are closer to animals in this regard than we previously thought. Vegetarians will abandon their previous recipes and vow to eat only milk and honey.

+ Start surgery with foreskin reimplantation. After a major study of the psychology of rapists, the results showed that many men could not distinguish between sex and violence because of the postoperative trauma of circumcision, and hundreds of men tried to heal this psychological trauma by replanting artificial foreskins, transplanting skin from other parts of the body.

+ Now, when the supply of cheese in the market is too large, according to the current law, large supermarket chains will block the listing of cheese to prevent the price from falling, and in the future the government will pay some lawyer subsidies to prevent them from enforcing such laws.

+ People watch the idols of celebrities they worship, assemble them into composite characters in their minds, and as these characters are imitated, the real "personality" gradually dies out.

+ When the public realized that dolphins are actually the most honest species, they stopped using dolphins as a symbol of pretense. It will be revealed that dolphins are very sexually active from birth, female dolphins have a wide range of mating objects, and underage male dolphins are usually bisexual.

+ A noisy group of emerging genetic engineers is no longer interested in creating new oil-eating bacteria, frost-resistant strawberries, or other useful hybrid species. They position themselves at the intersection of computer hackers and performance artists, creating playful monsters to entertain themselves and satisfy psychopaths, such as winged horses whose leaves can be spliced into a tree of $100 bills.

+ A new grassroots political movement, tax patriots, generating taxes is the greatest act of patriotism, greater than serving in the military.

+ The U.S. government returned Montenegro to the Lakota Indians, Maine to the Pasamakodi, New Mexico to the Agoma tribe, and st. Lawrence Mohawk.

+Oprah Winfrey bought Pizza Hut and transformed all of its existing stores into a worldwide chain of well-equipped shamanic sacred ritual sanctuaries called "menstrual houses."

+ A Sufi real estate tycoon will build a series of sacred shopping malls in the heart of the United States.

☆☆☆ Aries – Translator: Independent repeat test

Aries politician Thomas Jefferson is the third president of the United States. He drafted one of the most famous documents in history, the Declaration of Independence. He was an architect, violinist, inventor, linguist who knew Chinese, and a philosopher of mathematics, measurement, and gardening. But his most commendable achievement came in 1789, when he bought a French recipe for macaroni and cheese while living in France, and then introduced the dish to the American table. Haha of course it's a joke! I'm joking to encourage you to focus on your most important qualities without being distracted by the less important parts.

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When old trees die and capsize in the rainforest, it takes a long time to decompose. After this process, new saplings can draw rotten and decomposed nutrients from them.

Try to imagine that you are in the rainforest witnessing this process. How would you describe it? Do you pay attention to the corruption of decaying wood while ignoring the budding of new life? If you're in this state, you're following the lens of many modern storytellers, especially journalists, novelists, producers, and TV producers. They believe that stories of suffering, hurt, corruption, and disaster are inherently more interesting and attractive than triumphs, liberations, joys, and innovations.

German actor Yudu · Chell summed up this view in a television interview years ago. "Evil has no bottom line," he sneered like a mischievous genius. There is no bottom line to evil. But beauty has a bottom line. So the good is far less interesting and noticeable than the evil. "

Two hundred years ago, the poet John Keats said that if something isn't that good, it's not true. But Yudu · Chell and many of his companions disagreed with Keats. Their unanimous voice implied a view that if something wasn't that ugly, it wasn't true.

☆☆☆ Taurus – Translator: Andrea

In the early 1990s, Australian electrical engineer John O'Sullivan worked with a team of radio astronomers on a research project. Their goal is to discover small black holes in outer space, far from Earth, in the midst of an explosion. The study ultimately failed to achieve its goal, but over the course of the experiment, they developed a technology that has now become a key component in Wifi technology. Your electronic device works well, in part because its frustrating mistakes end up with pleasant surprises. Taurus, according to my interpretation, we will soon be able to draw similar conclusions about what has happened in your life.

You are delicious

Animals understand you

Your importance is extraordinary

The grimace you make looks funny

You fight for power in all the right ways

You gush with ecstatic gratitude

I see the best of you

Your divine attitude

You have stable feet and a pioneering heart

No one overflows as much as you do

You are known as God

You are famous for me

You are famous for snakes, birds, roses, pine trees, seas, earth and skies

The dead tribes pay tribute to you in another world

You remind me of a star

☆☆☆ Gemini - Translator: Liu Kitten

In the virtual world constructed by DC Comics, the secret identity of superhero Superman is a shy journalist named Clark Kent. Or is it the other way around? A shy journalist named Clark Kent who has a secret identity as a superhero Superman? Only very few people know that they are the same person. Then I suspect that Gemini, only so few people know the true identity of your "disguise". But the next horoscope may indicate that everything will change. Are you ready to reveal more of your truth? Are you ready to expand your circle of friends so that more people can see and appreciate your breadth and depth? ** Welcome to the Beauty and Truth Laboratory. We are the epitome of your memories of the paradise, coming to you and reminding you that as long as you pursue selflessly, you can harvest any desire. Fans of beauty and truth, welcome to the end of the nightmare! The years are still away, the soul is still there, and a stripped celebrity can't wait to discuss the most intimate topic with you. Tease you. In fact, the years are still far away, the soul is still there, your eternally free heart, ah, at any time can have a joyful resonance with everything in the world, from reptiles to towering trees, from colorful clouds to smoke, from humble convenience store clerks to deep and boundless oceans. I'm here to watch over you. I am the Sage guarding the edge of time and space, and I am proud to tell you that the perfect moment has arrived. It is called perfect for many reasons. Especially because you've finally figured out exactly what you really want...

☆☆☆ Cancer – Translator: Illusion

Playwright Tennessee Williams once spent an evening trying to persuade a depressed friend to get out of it. This incident inspired him to write a poem that began: "I want to infect you with the wonderful stimuli of being alive, because I believe you have the strength to withstand it." "Now I'm saying the same message to you, Cancer. From an astrological point of view, I believe that you now have unprecedented strength to withstand the wonderful thrill of being alive. I hope this news will inspire you to empower you to embrace and embrace all the interesting puzzles in the coming weeks.

The poet Muriel Rukaisse said that the universe is made up of stories, not atoms. Werner Heisenberg openly declared that the universe was made of music, not matter.

I think if you're used to exposing yourself to harmful stories and music, you're going to go into the wrong world where you can't unleash the gorgeous and brilliant talent you should have.

It is for this reason that I implore you to nourish and nurture yourself with wonderful and nutritious stories and tunes that will motivate you to use your willpower for your greatest blessings.

☆☆☆ Leo – Translator: Liu Kitten

Are you no longer hoping for broad possibilities, long-term prospects or explosive possibilities? I hope you still have expectations. I hope that until at least April 25, you will continue to explore the vast and fearless prospects of the great, so that your dreams can be infinitely expanded. In my astrological predictions, you have a divine duty to constantly strive to surpass yourself. You have an obligation to go farther and deeper and braver, you have to let the withered hope suddenly bloom, you have to get out of the comfort limit. The possibility of the unknown is far richer and more enticing than you might think. ** We are seekers of eternal truth, not those in power who proclaim doctrine from above. We refuse to be salespeople who are bent on making you like us, peddling ideas. In fact, let's look at those dark sides with a celebratory mindset.

One of the first things to think about before you want to enter a positive relationship is actually counterintuitive. The 19th-century poet Keats said that if something is not good enough, it is likely not real. And most modern storytellers—journalists, filmmakers, novelists, stand-up comedians, poets—think the opposite is true: if something isn't ugly enough, it might not be true.

In a world where pessimism is wisdom and that falling apart stories are the highest entertainment, mindfulness is distorted. It's taboo that's not allowed, so unadmissed that you don't know it's taboo...

☆☆☆ Virgo – Translator: Illusion

Between 5 December and 9 December 1952, London was shrouded in fog, thick fog throughout the city, visibility was very low, travel was slower and things were postponed. In some places people can't see their feet. According to some reports, blind people can walk around without the help of vision, and also help pedestrians pass on the streets. My guess is that in your field, Virgo, there may soon be a similar phenomenon that can be compared to this matter, and that traits that are usually seen as unfavorable can at least temporarily become capital.

Many of us are actually asleep, even in broad daylight, and we are too focused on the impetuous narrative and repetitive fantasies that appear in our minds, and can only faintly perceive the larger plot raging in the chaotic beauty around us.

In order to get a little hope of getting out of trance forever, we need regular shocks, one shock that may make us pay attention for a moment and see what the miracle of creation really looks like, but when the red alarm passes, we relax and return to the fixed fantasy story that never stops telling us.

In the process of life's conspiracy to bless us, it constantly strives to send us a steady series of healing shocks, but because it always wants to be gentler, such contacts may be too gentle for us to ignore them. Gradually, life increases the level of stimulation, trying to find the right combination of toughness and love, because it encourages us to wake up!

But our obsession with hallucinations is stubborn, stream-of-consciousness narratives and perpetually frothy fantasies, even when they are tormented by fear and pain, and the obsession continues, so we may spend a long time to escape, not to respond to shocks, life must eventually take a harder pill, and then we get sick, unemployed, and mess up our most intimate relationships.

We really don't have to get to this point, we can develop a sixth sense, feel the wake-up call from life, and develop the ability to respond sharply and gracefully to the milder shocks of the early days, so that we don't have to be subjected to stricter measures.

☆☆☆ Libra - Translator: Climb

Alliances have always been important to you, and they will become even more important in the coming weeks. I doubt they could be your saviors, your salvation, your treasures. So why not treat them like angels, celebrities, or celebrity angels? Buy them ice cream, concert tickets, and all sorts of surprises and fun things. Praise their beauty and say something that no one else has ever mentioned. Listen in a way that awakens their potential. I bet what you gain will inspire you and make you a better ally of yourself.

Take a deep, sweet breath, and as you inhale, remember that the calcium in your bones, and the iron in your blood, all came from the core of the Red Planet that died a billion years ago.

As you exhale, allow your perfect flesh to erupt gracefully, glowing with gratitude. Feel the great compassion that flows from your pious and wild heart.

☆☆☆ Scorpio – Translator: Andrea

Over the next few weeks, I think you can find what you need in seemingly useless places. You can find possibilities in situations that seem obviously impossible. Allow me to speculate further, you'll summon a rebellious wisdom similar to that possessed by Scorpio writer Albert Camus. Camus said: "In the midst of hatred, I found that deep within myself, there was a certain love that could not be destroyed. In the midst of the tears, I found that deep inside myself, there was some kind of smile that could not be destroyed. In the midst of the chaos, I found that deep within myself, there was some kind of unbreakable calm. No matter how tough the world is, there is always something stronger in my heart—something better—that pushes me in the right direction. ”

Recruitment: We are looking for a troublemaker who is charitable, gender-neutral, to be a model for the portrait of the Egyptian Goddess of Justice. You must be willing to sit on a lion, wear ostrich feathers, and hold a sword high in your hand for a long time.

Your thighs should be strong, you should be able to make your eyes look wild, and let the desire in your eyes inspire balance and compassion wherever you go. Ideally, you'd better be at a stage in your life where whatever form of injustice you see will make you angry, even if it doesn't directly affect your interests. Meticulous curiosity is preferred.

☆☆☆ Sagittarius – Translator: Twist Sensen

In 1936, Herbert M. C. Brown graduated with a Bachelor of Science degree from the University of Chicago. His girlfriend, Sarah Belém, gave him a book on the chemical elements boron and silicon, a gift worth two dollars. They were both poor at the time, and she couldn't afford more expensive gifts. Brown never read the book, and when he flipped through it, he decided to make it the focus of his research project. Many years later, he won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for discovering the role of boron in organic chemistry. It all started with a two-dollar book. Shooter, hopefully this story will enlighten you, because I foresee you're waddling along a humble starting point and will eventually create groundbreaking results. ** We are waking up.

Just as heaven and earth are connected, like day and night, we have to remember a surprising fact - you and I, we are responsible for creating a new world. Not in the distant future and place, but here and now.

If you don't use your inner talents, they will destroy you. But if you use your talent, he will give you freedom.

Like standing on the edge of a cliff, like dancing on a cliff, we cannot surrender the dying world to stupid rulers. We must stand up against their crazy logic; challenge, resist, and prevent them from casting black magic; and let our divine anger gush out and fill them with energy.

But defeating walking zombies isn't enough. It is not enough to resist the cloaked beasts. We cannot withstand the erosion of anger and the danger of being trapped in them. Our mysterious bodies crave happiness and harvest. Our ancient imagination needs fresh eternity.

In the new world we have created, we need passionate compassion and a mesmerizing sense of responsibility, witty love and restless beauty, intense curiosity and pranks of piety, greedy listening and ferocious gratitude...

☆☆☆ Capricorn – Translator: hans

In 20 BC, the most famous poet in Rome was Quintus Horace Vracus, the man we call Horace today. He prides himself on his meticulous craftsmanship and advises other writers to be equally rigorous. As soon as you write a poem, he claims, before you decide whether to publish it, you should throw it aside for 9 years. This is the best way to know its true value. Personally, I think it's too harsh, though I appreciate the power of so much responsibility. This makes me ponder your current situation, Capricorn. As far as I know, the risk you face now is to be too risk-averse; you're too long, too careful, and you're going too far. Consider setting your release date in the near future.

All my requests to you: do my slow dance; do my birthday earthquake; do the spiral marble staircase in the middle of my Vermont ranch; do the handstand on my high stool, do the whirlwind week in my clown school, do the jokes I told to the Siberian shaman when I was shopping for clothes at Sears; be my last lover because...

☆☆☆ Aquarius – Translator: Pa

Luckily, you have innovative thinking and an experimental spirit. You need to envision innovative ways to cope with the hard work of the future, and these are the elements you need. Your efforts may not come naturally and easily, but I think you'll be surprised when you see how moving they become and how useful the rewards they bring. How do you make sure you develop the best attitude? Here's a little note: Suppose you now have the power to change the stereotypes that have resisted change before.

Teres McKenna once said, "The real secret of magic is that the world is made up of languages—if you know the languages that make up the world, then you can do whatever you want." ”

Next is my interpretation of the hypothesis: "What kind of world you will end up in depends largely on the language you use. ”

Are you willing to survive the mess of no one loving you? Then you don't bother to express yourself. Constantly concretizing, accommodating, and instilling angry thoughts in your imagination is forever releasing a curse within you.

Or do you want to live in a miracle-filled, intriguing coincidence, an incredible harmony? Then when you speak, you must know how to distinguish the occasion, and you also need to be a little whimsical, and be prepared to face every unexpected thing that happens in front of you. Let your imagination become a laboratory of wonder everywhere, where everything you create will be smeared with the brilliance of the eternal fire that appears only in dreams.

☆☆☆ Pisces – Translator: Liu Kitten

Should I suggest that you learn the ability to eat and drink in a sacred way from Taurus? Or is it to point you to some of Scorpio's high-level egoistic methods? Potential resources are waiting for you, but you don't have the energy to get them. Why? Why why, why?! Whether or not you have asked yourself endlessly, you may have to ask yourself again, why. Maybe you should allow yourself to gain great self-confidence. Imagine this: your posture is noble and elegant, your voice is unquestionable, and your ego shines brightly. You've figured exactly what you need and want, and you've made a realistic plan to make it happen. **I want to be free in the puzzle of love I want to be free when the world starts again I want to wake up and listen to the love and dependence of my life and death I want you to be with me all the time

I want all children to be fed and clothed I want angry people to overcome pain I hope we can be happy and can be crazy and safe and real life I want everyone to be loved