These English, whether I am a lever or not, you have the final say

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Rawr.

wow.

Ronnie doesn't make sense.

Ronnie doesn't make sense.

I don't make sense.

I don't make sense either.

I'm me.

I am what I am.

What?

What the?

Are you confused again about English?

Are you confused about English again?

I did a lesson before about 10 words that are confusing or 10 words that don't make sense in English, and ever since that wonderful video there's more.

I talked about 10 confusing or meaningless English words in a previous lesson, and there will be more lessons after that wonderful lesson.

There's just so many of them.

There are too many.

I really enjoy the people commenting about the Polish language, how that's a little crazy.

I really liked the comments people had about Polish, it was a bit crazy.

I'd like to go to Poland, by the way.

By the way, I want to go to Poland.

And I'm sure your language has crazy things, so I'm back to tell you not 10 more words that just don't make sense in English, and why learning English is fun but difficult.

I'm pretty sure your language is crazy stuff, so I'm back again to tell you that not only are 10 words meaningless in English, but also why learning English is a happy but difficult thing to do.

So, let's start with it.

Let's get started.

We wear on our bottom part of our bodies " a pair of undies" .

We wear "panties" on the lower part of the body.

" Undies" are slang for underwear or the thing you wear under your pants, they're called underpants, too.

"Underwear" is a slang term for underwear, which means a garment worn in underwear, also known as underwear.

For some reason we wear a pair of underwear, but we only have one section we'll call it, just to be PC. But, ladies, a bra which we have two things that we put in a bra is singular.

There are many reasons why we wear underwear, but it is only part of it, and we can call it singular. But for ladies, bras are two, each singular.

So, it's like we have two body parts down here and one up here.

It's like we have two parts here and only one part here.

Thank you, clothing designers.

Thanks to the costume designer.

Good way to do that.

That's a nice way.

I don't think we'd want to call them bras.

I don't think we want to call it multiple bras.

I just don't get it.

I just don't understand.

Confusing.

Confused.

Next one, one of my favourites.

Next, my favorite one.

Maybe you don't know this phrase yet.

You may not know the phrase yet.

You're going to love it.

You'll love it.

" Take a dump" .

"Pull stink".

So maybe you have heard someone say: " I have to take a dump." And you're like: " Okay. I don't know what 'dump' is." Take a dump means go to the bathroom, but you're going number two, so you're taking a poo.

You may have heard someone say, "I want to pull stink". You might say, "Okay. I don't know what 'stinks'." To pull stink is to go to the bathroom, but you are going to the tuba, you are going to.

But you guys maybe know that the word " take" means to actually put it in your pocket and take it home.

But you probably know what the word "take" means to put it in your pocket and take it home.

Are you stealing my poo?

Are you stealing my stink?

So in English we say: " I have to take a dump." But what we're actually doing is we're leaving poo or shit in the toilet.

In English we say, "I've got to go and pull stink." But what we're actually going to do is put in the toilet.

So, I think we should change it to: " I have to maybe leave a dump" or " make a dump" would maybe be better.

Well, I think you should change it: "I have to pull stink" or "pull stink" might be better.

But " take" , that's just weird.

But with "take", it feels a little weird.

If you would like to take my poo, I'll charge you $100.

If you want to take my, I'll give you $100.

I'll send it to you.

I'll give it to you.

Just write me in the comments, $100.

Help me write in the comments section for $100.

Maybe if you're lucky, there'll be corn.

If you're lucky, you'll get corn.

Oh, burn.

Burn it.

Next one, you probably heard this: -" How did you sleep last night, Ronnie? " -" Badly." -" Oh, good." -" How did you sleep last night? " -" I slept like a baby." Do you have a baby?

Next, you might hear the words: "Ronnie, how did you sleep last night?" "It's terrible." - "Nice. "How did you sleep last night?" "I sleep like a baby. "Do you have children?"

Have you ever had a baby?

Have you ever had a child?

Do you know what a baby is?

Do you know what a baby looks like?

If you've answered " yes" to these questions, you know damn well that babies do not really sleep well.

If you go back to "yes", you know very well that babies don't sleep well.

You put them to bed, and they wake up and cry.

You put them on the bed and they wake up crying.

Maybe every 10 minutes, depending on the age of the baby.

May vary every 10 minutes, depending on age.

So in reality if you say: " I slept like a baby" it means that you woke up in the middle of the night, crying, wanting your mother, maybe you need to change your diapers, maybe you took a dump, maybe you're hungry, and then you go back to sleep, and then you wake up and you cry again.

In reality, if you say, "I slept like a baby," it means you wake up in the middle of the night, crying, looking for your mother, you might want to change your diaper, you might want to pull the stink, you might be hungry, and then you go back to bed and then wake up crying.

Sleeping like a baby is not cool.

Sleeping like a baby, which is not good to use.

Maybe you can say: " I slept like an overworked accountant" or someone who works really hard all the time.

You could say something like, "I sleep like an overworked accountant" or someone who works hard for a long time.

A baby, not a good sleeper.

Babies are not a metaphor for sleeping well.

This is one of my. . .

It's mine......

Oh god, I hate this one.

Oh my goodness, I hate this.

" Needless to say" .

"Needless to say".

So: " needless to say" means: I do not need to tell you this, but people say: " I really enjoy camping. Needless to say, I like the outdoors." So if something is needless to say, why are you saying it?

So" "Needless to say" means: I don't need to tell you this, but people will say, "I really enjoy camping, needless to say, I like to be outdoors." "If something doesn't need to be said, why do you still say it?"

We should say: " I really like camping. I like the outdoors." " Needless to say" is just extra stuff that is unnecessary and wrong.

We should say, "I really enjoy camping. I like to be outdoors. "Needless to say" is just something superfluous, unnecessary, and wrong.

Maybe you watch TV and maybe you are offered a " free gift" .

Maybe you'll see "giveaways" while watching TV.

Maybe your free gift is something for your baby.

Giveaways may be for your child.

So: " sleep like a baby" means that you actually sleep really, really, really well.

So: "Sleeping like a baby" means that you actually slept really well.

So, on the TV they're going to say: " Okay. So, if you want to sleep like a baby tonight, which means sleep really, really, really well, we're going to give you this free gift with your purchase." Okay, the last time I checked, if I have a gift, they're always free.

Well, the TV will say, "Okay. If you sleep like a baby tonight, meaning a good night's sleep, we'll give you this giveaway when you're shopping. "Last time I confirmed that if I received a gift, it was all free.

Why would I pay for a gift?

Why would I spend money on gifts?

It's like: " This is an unpaid. . . This is a gift you have to pay for" , not a gift, that's called a sale or a purchase.

It's like, "It's not going to cost you money to buy... It's a gift you have to buy," not a gift, call it a commodity or a purchase.

So, again, a free gift, it doesn't make sense.

Again, a giveaway, doesn't make sense.

It's a gift.

It is a gift.

I'm not going to pay you for a gift.

I wouldn't pay for a gift.

If you'd like to send me a gift, I'm not going to pay you.

If you want to give me a gift, I won't pay you.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that's right.

This is awesome, maybe you have been taught this in your English class or someone says to you: " Can I ask you a question? "

And you think: " Yeah, you just did." But we have been taught or programmed to say if you ask someone: " Can I ask you a question? " it's kind of implying that you're going to ask them a question that's maybe a little bit taboo, which means not cool or a little bit strange, or a question that maybe makes them feel uncomfortable.

Maybe you learned it in English class, or maybe someone said to you, "Can I ask you a question?" And you think, "You just asked." But if you ask someone, "Can I ask you a question?" It was as if we had been indoctrinated or programmed. That means you're asking them a question that's a little taboo, which means it's not too good or a little weird, or a question that might make them feel uncomfortable.

So if someone says to you: " Can I ask you a question? " you know it's going to be kind of a strange or personal question, like: " How old are you? " But: " Can I ask you a question? " you just did because this is a question.

If someone asks you, "Can I ask you a question?" "You know it's going to be a very unfamiliar or privacy issue, like ," how old are you? But: "Can I ask you a question?" "You just asked because it's a question.

So my favourite thing to say: " Can I ask you a question? " I say: " No. Time's up. You've done it. You've already done it." Okay?

My favorite way is to say, "Can I ask you a question?" I would say, "No. Time's up. You asked. You've said it before. "Okay?

If you speak French, this might make sense to you: Double-vay.

If you speak French, this phrase may make sense to you: Double-vay.

Okay, so double-vay, two v's, double, would be a " v" and a " v" .

Double-vay, with two v's, should be "v"+"v".

Okay, but how do we say this letter in English?

But how do you say the word in English?

It's a double-u.

It's two u.

Well, okay.

Good.

Now, when we write sometimes. . .

When we're spelling...

When I write double-u's I actually write them with a double " u" .

When I write two u's, I actually write 2 "u".

Oh, I'm sneaky.

I'm too opportunistic.

But in school when I was taught writing or printing, I was always taught: Down, up-that's a " v" -and then down and up again.

But in school, when I was learning to write or repeat, I was taught this: first down and up, that is, "v" - down and up again.

Those to me are two v's together.

For me it's about putting 2 vs together.

So, let's go with the French and call them double-v's.

Let's pronounce the 2 vs in French.

No, it's a double-u.

No, it's 2 u.

In, in.

U,u。

Again, not getting it. Okay. This one, maybe you're sleeping peacefully, not like a baby.

I still don't understand it. Okay, maybe you'll sleep soundly, not like a baby.

Okay?

Got it?

You're sleeping like a baby.

You sleep like a baby.

And the. . .

And......

Your alarm goes off.

Your alarm clock is not ringing.

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

So, you know that in English " off" means nothing happens, stuff is finished.

So in English you know "off" means nothing happens, and that's the end of it.

But in English it's the opposite.

But in English it is the opposite.

If your alarm goes off, it actually means that your alarm turns on.

If your alarm clock doesn't go off, it actually means it's ringing.

So you're asleep.

You're asleep.

" Beep, beep, beep." Oh my god, the alarm's going off.

"Ring the bell." Oh my God, the alarm goes off.

The fire alarm goes off.

The fire alarm went off.

It should go on, but for some reason in English it goes off.

It should be go on, but in English for some reason, it is indicated by goes off.

So maybe it's always on and then it goes. . .

It may always be time to use on, but it is used...

Oh, I just don't get it.

Well, I just can't understand.

So, alarms in English I think should go on but they go off.

In English, I thought the alarm clock should have sounded with a go on, but I used go off.

And what time does your alarm go on or off?

When does your alarm go off?

So the alarm goes off and we turn it off.

The alarm went off and we turned it off.

This is getting worse.

The more I talk about it, the more confused I get.

Oh, we're almost done.

We're almost done.

Scary, scary, scary stuff right here.

Terrible, terrible, terrible stuff here.

You ready?

The pronunciation of this word, it's actually not " liar" , but it should be.

The word was supposed to be pronounced "liar," but it wasn't.

This word is a " lawyer" .

The word is "lawyer."

" Lawyer" , not " liar" .

"Lawyer", not "liar".

Though that's what they do.

Although that's what they do.

A doctor or a lawyer, they go to school, they graduate, they get some patients.

Whether doctors or lawyers, they go to school, graduate, treat patients.

And actually what they do is they practice.

What they actually do is what they practice.

Okay, if I have a doctor, which I do-hi, doctor-and he's practicing on me, this does not make me feel secure.

If I had a doctor, I would say – hello, doctor – and he was treating me, and that didn't make me feel safe.

I think if I have a problem with my body, I don't want someone to practice about this.

I don't think if something goes wrong with my body, I don't want someone else to show me.

I want someone that knows what they're doing.

I want people who know exactly what they're doing.

So lawyers, again, they're practicing law.

Lawyers, they are enforcing the law.

They're. . .

They......

I guess they're practicing lying.

I think they're lying.

That makes sense, then.

Make sense.

Okay, so doctors practice lying to win. . .

Doctors lie to make...

Money, okay, good.

Money, good, good.

So the doctor thing, I'm still not down with that.

So the doctor will say, I haven't given up yet.

I still don't get it.

I still don't understand.

So, please, doctor, don't practice on me.

Please, doctor, don't practice me anymore.

Please just give me some health.

Leave me some health.

This is fun.

That's not bad.

This is a noun when we look at it.

We can see that this is a noun.

Now, it can be a verb, but the way we're using it is a noun.

It can still be a verb, but the usage we just used is in the form of a noun.

So I am right now in a building.

I'm in a building right now.

" Building" implies the noun in the present continuous form that something is being done.

"Building" is a noun in modern times, indicating that something is being done.

So, a building, it's already been built, so why is it in the present continuous or the present progressive?

A building, already built, why use the present tense?

It should be just called a build or a built.

It should be said to be a build or a built.

English, will it ever stop?

When will I finish english?

And last one, my favourite.

The last one, and my favorite.

Actually, I do love chicken fingers.

Actually, I really enjoy eating chicken feet.

This came from when I was a child, and that was a long time ago.

Loved since I was little, a long time ago.

One of my favourite things to eat in a pub or a restaurant are " chicken fingers" .

One of my favorite foods in a bar or restaurant is chicken feet.

Yes.

That's right.

And if you've never been to a restaurant that has chicken fingers, you've now got homework.

If you've never been to a restaurant that makes chicken feet, you should go back and make it up.

Chicken fingers are not actually anything to do with chicken's feet. . .

Chicken feet have nothing to do with chicken feet.

Chickens don't have hands to begin with, they have wings.

Chickens have no hands, only wings.

In a restaurant you can get chicken wings, but they don't have fingers.

In restaurants, you can eat chicken wings, but without fingers.

Now, chicken have feet and probably maybe in your country you eat chicken feet soup-delicious-or you just eat chicken feet as a snack.

Now, chicken has feet, and maybe in your country you've had chicken foot soup – very tasty – or you just eat chicken foot snacks.

But somehow geniuses have decided that chicken fingers, chicken's fingers are going to be food.

But somehow, the geniuses have decided to use chicken fingers as food.

Chicken fingers are pieces of chicken that's breaded, which means there's a coating on it like panko and fried.

Chicken fingers are part of the cooking of chicken, meaning fried food wrapped in a layer of flour.

They're pretty delicious.

It was really delicious.

So you can go to a restaurant and you can order chicken fingers.

You can go to a restaurant and order a chicken finger.

Knowing fair well that chickens do not even have hands. . .

You have to know that chickens don't actually have hands.

And maybe just to help your brain, you're going to get some chicken wings, they are also very delicious.

If you can't fill your imagination, you might order chicken wings to eat, which is also delicious.

So, you've got a lot of homework.

You have a lot of homework.

You're going to send me money and I will send you my dump.

You're going to give me the money, and I'm going to give you the stink.

You're going to go to the restaurant, and eat chicken fingers and chicken wings.

You may want to go to a restaurant and eat some chicken fingers and chicken wings.

And you're going to turn your alarm off.

You will turn off the alarm.

Til later, I'm out of here.

Until I get out of here.

This is crazy.

This is crazy.