Jiang Shimeng He Huan sketch "Homecoming" Line Script / Gold Medal Comedy Class

He Huan: Three years, I finally returned to my hometown, folks, classmates, three years ago today, my father said that I did nothing, I ran away from home in a huff, worked hard outside, today I earned money and I came back, I just want to tell the old man, his evaluation of me is wrong, my father this person, especially stubborn, he never took the initiative to call me, my personality followed my father, I was more stubborn than him, he did not call me, I did not call him, resulting in three years I did not have a phone call, now I call him, right, Hit one hit one. Dad, I'm back with a lot of money.

AUDIENCE: Okay.

He Kuan: (Phone) I still have a son.

He Huan: No, no, Dad, don't be angry, this time I called you for two things, one is to tell you that you are back, and the other is where our family lives. The old man was angry, it was all right, and asked my uncle. Uncle, our family lives in Unit 3 of Building 7 of The Happiness Community, or Unit 3 of Building 8. Moon Bay Building 1 101, moved this is, this is when moved this is.

Jiang Shimeng: (phone) Hello, boss.

Owner: (phone) Cobra.

Jiang Shimeng: To.

Boss: Did you sell the medicine I asked you to sell to the old man?

Jiang Shimeng: Sold, but did not sell.

Boss: No, I wonder, you have been a daughter for a year, not a penny has been cheated, I doubt whether you deceived the old man or was deceived by the old man, or you lied to me there.

Jiang Shimeng: No, boss, I will definitely cheat the money today.

Boss: Tell you, if you can't cheat money today, I'll send someone else to replace you.

Jiang Shimeng: This is a deception.

He Kuan: Da Meng.

Jiang Shimeng: Hey, Dad.

He Kuan: Our toilet is blocked again.

Jiang Shimeng: You don't throw tea leaves into it again.

He Kuan: I didn't throw tea leaves this time.

Jiang Shimeng: So what are you throwing?

He Kuan: Teacup.

Jiang Shimeng: Why don't you throw the teapot together?

He Kuan: No, I thought that the thing would break and rush down.

Jiang Shimeng: Can that rush down?

He Kuan: I contacted the property.

Jiang Shimeng: Property, what, Dad, you come soon.

DH: What's wrong?

Jiang Shimeng: None of that matters, I'll just say something serious.

DH: Oh oh oh.

Jiang Shimeng: Our father and daughter have known each other for more than a year.

He Kuan: One year and three months.

Jiang Shimeng: Hey, through my observation this year, you are a lonely widow and an old man, don't say that you find someone to accompany you every day, and there is no one who calls you.

(Unfinished)

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