One
There is a Porsche on the road hit an Audi, Porsche owner got out of the car and broke the mouth, Audi owner did not squeak, wait for Porsche owner is tired, Audi owner faintly came to say "Boy, call your dad to say you hit an Audi Pike Peak"
At least five dishes, envy it!
Two
These days work is busy, I am anxious, irritable. My colleague told me to combine work and leisure, listen to Buddhist scriptures in my free time, and purify my soul. You don't say it really works, no, I'm unemployed...
Three
When he was in junior high school, there was a teacher in the school nicknamed "Father-in-law", because when he was in a multimedia class, the screen of the laptop was a goddess-level life photo, and when he finished class, a classmate asked him who the photo was. He smiled and told his classmates that it was his daughter, who was the same age as everyone else, who liked to love learning, and since then, the male classmates have taken his classes seriously... It wasn't until I later learned to surf the Internet that I learned that her name was Kamikata Ichika!
Four
Xiao Liang: Remember me? Bob: Not impressed. Xiao Liang: I am your elementary school classmate, the one who won the first prize in mathematics city in the third grade. Bob:... Not impressed. Xiao Liang: The fifth grade won the first prize of the provincial Olympic Mathematics! Bob: ..... Not impressed. Xiao Liang: The one who lifted the teacher's skirt in the sixth grade. Bob: Oh oh! It's you! I fuck! It's really you!
Five
New Year's home, dad told me to play chess in the past, I thought about it for more than ten years without playing chess with him, a little sigh, looking at dad's wrinkled face, maybe he was feeling old. I passed, and when my father saw me coming, he began to play chess, and the result was two less children. He slapped the table, what about your object!!
I like girls with personalities
Six
I went on a blind date at noon today and ordered a few dishes. There was a plate of sweet and sour carp, which I looked at at the price: 32 yuan. It suddenly occurred to me that when I first went on a blind date, a plate of sweet and sour carp was only 8 yuan, and now it has risen to 32 yuan, and I am still on a blind date...
Seven
2016 is drawing to a close, so we'll see you next year. Let's take a year-end summary, my first goal in 2016: to save 50,000, there is still a difference of 80,000
Who will make a lot of money in 2017?