Car: You see, he hit me first
When he was in junior high school, there was a teacher in the school nicknamed "Father-in-law", because when he was in a multimedia class, the screen of the laptop was a goddess-level life photo, and when he finished class, a classmate asked him who the photo was. He smiled and told his classmates that it was his daughter, who was the same age as everyone else, who liked to love learning, and since then, the male classmates have taken his classes seriously... It wasn't until I later learned to surf the Internet that I learned that her name was Kamikata Ichika!
The girl was like this for the first time, and slowly it got better
Friend was welded to the chest, accompanied him to the hospital to take a film, after filming the doctor to see, nothing, pneumothorax, two days of injections, and then nothing more blow balloons, let me buy him balloons, I am very calm on the word: 200 is enough... At that time, the doctor was not calm: crazy? Do you buy one that blows out of the air and doesn't blow it? I....
This is a cat and an owl string
While asleep, my wife sat up violently. I woke up and asked, "What's wrong?" The wife gasped, "I just dreamed that you fell into the river, and I was scared to death." I was suddenly a little moved, thinking, or my wife cares about me. So I asked, "And then?" The wife pouted: "Then, I chased you on the shore and asked for your passbook password, you just didn't say it, and woke me up suddenly."
A booming birthday party
It's so cold at night! Last night, I quarreled with my daughter-in-law, and I was chased out by my daughter-in-law, and I wandered alone on the cold street. I shivered with coldness. As I walked, I saw a car shaking worse than I did. I thought of being kicked out by my daughter-in-law. Instantly felt that this car was colder than me, more pitiful than me! So I went to the front and hugged the car to warm it up, and by the way, I warmed myself... At this time, the car door opened, scared I quickly ran, Nima, the car into the fine...
I said no, no, she had to rub it
,, once took the bus, because the car shook badly, an elderly grandfather accidentally touched a woman's ass, the woman's anger, you said you an old guy do not want to face ah, where to touch the hand, to the old man scolded a step of confusion Oh (at that time the car was full of people) The old man leisurely came to a sentence, you look in the mirror to know that I did not mean it. At that time LZ couldn't help but squirt...
Zao Wou-Ki! I know it's you!
Idle and fine, often shopping with girlfriends or playing mahjong, coming home at midnight... The husband complained: "A woman's family, crazy outside all day, do you think it is appropriate?" Me: "In the future, I am bored at home every day, you don't regret it, Pan Jinlian did not go out, and as a result, he and Ximen Qing put Wu Dalang to death; Tang Taizong did not let Wu Meiniang out of the palace, as a result, Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi got involved and also took the Tang Dynasty; Emperor Wen of Sui did not let Lady Huarong go out, and as a result, Lady Huarong was teased by her son Yang Guang, and Emperor Wen of Sui vomited blood and died." From tomorrow onwards, I will listen to you and will not go out anymore! The husband puffed and fell to his knees: "Wife, I was wrong, am I wrong or not?"