"Nuclear shock, call the police!"
This must-kill line, brushing the screen TikTok every day, the words are sonorous, Curie listens to it once and laughs once.
If you ask who the "Queen of Hong Kong Comedy" is in recent years, I will definitely nominate: Wang Yanzhi.
"Rice Play Attacks the Heart", others asked: If you cook rice for the person you love the most, what will you do?
She blurted out:.
"Golden Rooster SSS", she set a set of popping breast bucktooth shape, which exploded the audience.
Even the queen Wu Junru had to retreat.
With a little non-directional nervousness, and intermittent golden word bombardment, she was so mad that she had no heart and no lungs.
So much so that when Wang Yanzhi played the piano and sang, netizens stammered:
"It turns out that funny women can sing, I only remember the nuclear alarm ..."
Who dares to believe that Wang Yanzhi is known as the first talented woman in Hong Kong.....
During the summer vacation 23 years ago, Wang Yanzhi interned in the IT department of a bank.
In the afternoon, the mountain rain was coming, and the sky was as cloudy as a girl's crying eyes, and she looked out the window and casually wrote a few notes on the paper.
So, there was "I'm Really Hurt".
What is God's feeding and eating? This is it.
Wang Yanzhi learned the piano at the age of 4 and reached the eighth grade at the age of 8.
But this genius girl with a round face and a snort like a glutinous rice dumpling has never dreamed of stardom.
"My ambition is to become a NASA commander!"
The galaxy is infinite, and the stars are paradise.
However, the whimsy did not bloom, filling in the volunteer to listen to his parents, Wang Jingzhi chose economics.
I planned to be a financial woman and safe, but talent is like coughing, and I can't stop it.
"I'm Really Hurt", a song became popular, she participated in a creative competition, won the championship, and the company held the contract to ask her to debut.
Wang Yanzhi waved his hand.
She went back and studied for another 5 years, taking poetry, philosophy and psychology.
Everyone laughed at her missed opportunity, and she laughed:
"Only by reading can you see the world clearly."
In 2005, Wang Yanzhi officially debuted, and the picky Hong Kong media gave her a headline:
The sound of being kissed by an angel.
In the same song, Jacky Cheung sang a man who couldn't love in the foggy night, and the cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth was like a failed orange blossom.
And Wang Jingzhi sang a woman who was dim and yellow, and there was no need to say much: Yes, I like you, but what does it matter to you?
The fire is up, and the fire is a mess.
The new album was full of praise, the concert singer sat down, and even took time to write "The Greek Girl of the Trevi Fountain" for Jolin Tsai.
Her voice is as clean as a summer night lotus, as beautiful as a verdant leaf warbler, and the music critic's rainbow fart blows on the nine heavens: advanced.
But in the commercial entertainment industry, advanced, is it useful?
Everyone praises her generation of talented women, but the popular songs on the Internet have never been her part.
Everyone praised her for being different, but the most popular female singer she was out of the top 15.
In 09, Wang Jingzhi was full of confidence to launch the full-composition album "On Wings Of Time", which received unprecedented reviews and poor sales to hit you on the street.
The reason is simple.
She doesn't understand marketing.
Others sing and dance, wearing red and green, and she sings quietly alone, like a lily by the water.
She's not pretty enough.
The idols have a hot body and a beautiful face, she has a round face, provocative ears, and a flat nose, like an ink lady with too much white space.
But Curie was very obsessed with her small eyes with one eyelid, smiled, and a moon fell from the sky.
At that time, people praised her as a glass of "clean water" in the music world.
But everyone knows that compared to milk tea, cola, and whiskey, Qingshui is the most characterless and the least profitable.
Even Wang Jingzhi's Weibo introduction is only one line:
"I once created "I'm Really Hurt" and so on", a word of waiting, endless sighs.
Perhaps it was then that Wang Yanzhi decided to "destroy" himself.
In 2012, Wang Yanzhi began acting, followed by all the crazy and wasted female clowns.
Not a mess of dirt.
I just can't bear to look at it directly.
Even the title of the film is "No Female Detective".
What is a girlless? No money, no style, no figure. Murderous heart.
She tried her best to be funny regardless of the image, but every sentence seemed to ask the world.
Just like the beginning of "Rice Attack the Heart": Am I fat? Am I old? Am I good-looking?
I remember the prostitute Wu Lu she played in "Golden Rooster SSS" the most.
The singer-songwriter, who has not even shown his legs for several years since his debut, wore a lace bra and scratched his head in front of the camera:
Hey, you guys, come and see me!
People saw it.
At that year's Academy Awards, Wang Yanzhi defeated the drama bone Hui Yinghong and Yan Ba Xue Kaiqi and won Best Actress and Best Newcomer.
When she won the award, she read one of her lyrics:
"I am so grateful to meet you, neither early nor late."
That year, she was 35 years old, and the song was called "Good Times".
It's time for her to have a good time.
However, on the screen, she caused everyone to laugh, but in reality, her creation is tepid.
Just because he never wrote a highly sung saliva song.
Even Lin Xi couldn't look at it: "Wang Yanzhi is the singer I want to save the most." ”
He sewed Wang Yanzhi's life into the lyrics and wrote "Painting Intention".
It tells the story of Van Gogh, but it is also the throat of countless creators today who cry blood -
You refuse to go with the flow, you do not want to abandon your principles, speculators make a lot of money, and those who stick to it die worthless.
"Is it a compromise? Is it to give up style? Follow the trend and then erupt? ”
Reading this, Wang Yanzhi had already burst into tears.
"I didn't choose the easier path, after all, that path requires too many compromises... The long journey was expected to begin on the day of the decision. ”
Jun said.
Later, she wrote "Queen of Polka Dots", paying tribute to her idol Yayoi Kusama, and also questioning herself:
Is it crazy that I can also become popular?
She wrote "Next Time I Love You", like swallowing a thousand huanglian, bitterly paralyzing her throat:
Don't cry, we're done.
Next Time Love You Audio: 00:0005:05
These songs were not a hit, but she buried her head in writing, looked up and sang lightly, telling her own story.
Compared with talented women and stars, she prefers to be called her:
People who write stories.
In the era of "music tailoring", Wang Yanzhi used the most old-fashioned way to find inspiration - taking the train.
She would sit in the old train, watching people pass by in the red dust, gazing at the clouds and clouds.
17 years after his debut, Wang Yanzhi did not live in a mansion.
Her home is small, stuffed with dolls and books, the former being feelings and the latter the world.
"I read detective literature, comparative literature, philosophy, Zhang Ailing's books, and Ye Qing's poems."
Words, is the wife of the song.
When others competed for traffic, Wang Yanzhi went the other way and wrote an orchestral piece in three years.
Without resources, she went to pull sponsorship herself, and when there was no heat, she invited her parents and a group of old singers to play.
She reflected the light, played the piano, and every note was solid and loud.
"There are very few female composers in the world, and I am glad that I became one of them, it is a dream that I have woven with music."
In Wang Jingzhi's heart, the greatest meaning of music should not be to go to the vassal market, but to save dreams.
Others do concerts, but she does popular art exhibitions.
"The city is developing rapidly, and I hope everyone can find the joy of sharing."
Others sing for money, and she sings to save lives.
The artist Tang Junye once couldn't think about it because of his injuries and was about to commit suicide by jumping out of the window at the party, but it was Wang Yanzhi who pulled him down.
"It's better like this, you don't look at that window, I'll write you a song, you are happy."
Years later, the two became friends, and Tang Junye smiled and said, "Thank you for saving my life."
Wang Yanzhi followed with a smile, her eyes were crooked, and the moonlight was very good.
In this noisy world, Wang Yanzhi's music is like a small refuge, burning warm little yellow lights.
Give all life defectors a place to stay.
"I sing a song for you to hear, you are happy."
Today, Wang Yanzhi is 43 years old, married to her husband for many years, and has no children.
They travel to different places, see quirky art exhibitions, and take photos through the glass in bookstores.
On weekends, two people sit on either end of the sofa and read without talking.
For her, this is the real good time:
Reading the book of poems, there is rain in summer, the window blows the smell of earth, and the sky is washed clean.
When inspiration strikes, she hums melodies, and writes melodies in pencil, like swallows on paper.
The pillow poetry book is idle, and the scenery in front of the door is good for rain. Well, it was Li Qingzhao's words.
It is said that people who like Wang Yanzhi are very lucky.
Time passed, and she was still that glass of water. Milk tea spirits are entertainment, and only clear water can quench thirst.
Over forty, she is unsociable, not flattering, writes sincere words, and sings her own songs.
That's enough.
Someone once asked Wang Yanzhi, what kind of person do you most want to be?
"I'll just be a little bit of light." She said categorically.
I know that Wang Yanzhi will not be the commander-in-chief of NASA in his life.
But she uses music to compose a little light and turn into a crescent moon.
When you're lonely, frustrated, broken, remember to look up.
She is not dazzling, but she flickers constantly.
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Responsible editor丨Honey
Editor丨Happy little fairy