Friends joked that they had been in love since they were young, and they had set each other's lifelong commitments in kindergarten. He rolled his eyes and said, "When I was a child, the idiot in my family thought I was a girl, and he gave me all the money he had saved to buy beautiful candy, and kissed me, saying that I was sweeter than sugar and wanted to marry me." "So you got caught??" "No, so I personally told him what a man is when he grew up"
"Do you need a boyfriend, the kind that can eat, sleep, and play games?"
Lin Yu picked up the mobile phone and looked at the newly received message, looked through the semi-open kitchen to the person lying on the sofa playing with the mobile phone, walked toward him and bowed his head and replied "No."
"Ding-dong," Lin Yu's face changed when he heard the news coming from the other side of the sofa, "You, you, you don't want me anymore, I want to run away from home!" ”
As soon as his foot stepped on the floor, he was picked up, "You are my daughter-in-law, not my boyfriend." "Pick up the cotton slippers not far away and put them on his feet," and how many times have you said, don't go barefoot. ”
"My daughter-in-law can eat, sleep and play games, so I want to ask him if he will be anything else." Lifting the loose housecoat, fingers slowly caressed the tail vertebrae and groped around.
"Hmmm..." Lin Yu felt the red lips of the person leaning softly in his arms, "Other functions need to be activated with the old attack." ”
The school has opened a new shop, only five dollars, and the dishes are eaten casually! Rice doesn't cost money yet!
Wooden wall crack recommended roommates to eat, but when the housemates came back, they all said that he lied! Stir-fried chicken is delicious! But there is a good thing that five dollars to eat casually!
Mu Mu was of course not convinced, and dragged his roommate to the shop again.
The boss is a fried chicken handsome little brother, in fact, Mu Mu comes to his house every day to eat, the main purpose is to eat him is not to eat.
Seeing Mu Mu coming, the little brother smiled happily: "You are coming, sit down first and eat right away!" ”
Mu mu asked, "Or five dollars?" ”
"Yes." Little brother said.
Mu Mu looked at his roommate triumphantly, "I didn't lie to you, did I?" It's you! Why do you say I'm a liar? ”
The roommate said, "Boss! Last time I asked for two dishes, why did you want me twenty? ”
The little brother raised an eyebrow, and the small action slot was simply handsome: "Hey, buddy, I'm already cheaper than other stores here, right?" ”
The roommate nodded, "That's right! He pointed to Mu Mu again: "But why is he five pieces?" ”
The little brother looked at Mu Mu and smiled and said, "Oh! Can the hostess be like everyone else? ”
Roommate: "..."No fuck to say.
"Ding ling bells, ding ling bells, ding ling bells ... syllable! The alarm clock rang over and over again, and impatiently he reached over and rudely turned off the alarm clock.
Lying down and sleeping again.
You woke up to remember that the alarm clock just now was for the old man who was on a business trip to attack the plane to pick up the plane, tilted his head to look at the time, "It's over!" There was a howl inside, and it had been an hour and a half.
Hearing that there seems to be a noise outside the door, the old attack will not be back, right? Lifted the quilt, and pulled the slippers out, watched his old attacker drag the suitcase to turn on the light, take off his coat, put the suitcase away, go to the kitchen to drink a cup of water, and then he said, "Old attack, have you eaten, tired, I'll go and cook for you okay?" "The atonement looks as enthusiastic as the old bustard in an ancient brothel.
"Have you slept well?" Lao Cheng looked up at him.
"Sleep well!" Nodded.
"Then you don't have to sleep tonight, and you can atone for your sins all night." Old attack a mouth he knows that tonight is over, no need to rest, alas, there is no way, it is his own fault first, fortunately tomorrow is the weekend do not have to go to work, "Okay! By the way, old attack, have you eaten, do you want me to make you some dinner? "If you can drag a little time, you can drag some time."
"Dinner was eaten on the plane, just eat you." It seems that there is no escape.
"That... I'll go to bed and wait for you!" ”
"Let's go, let's go!"
"Wife, my mother urged me to get married."
"So what are you going to do, are you going to get married?"
"I'm going to get married."
"Uh-huh... You negative man, let's break up! ”
"What are you crying?"
"Can I not cry when you want to get married?" I misread you. Then who are you going to marry?" ”
"Far away, close at hand."
"Ah! You've all taken home and hated you. ”
"You little fool! I'm talking about you! ”
"Is it me?"
"Husband, I love you"
"Husband loves you too, my little one"
"It's really a death to have military training on such a hot day."
"The instructor is still so fierce, he doesn't know how to understand."
"I have to stand in a military posture again in the afternoon, no, I have to think of a way."
"Oh, why don't you talk?"
"Behind you... Stood the instructor..."
"Depend! No way! Turning sharply, "You actually scared me, see how I can clean you up." ”
"Hahaha, look at your provocation."
When the two people who were fighting were far away, a person silently stepped out of the side of the teaching building.
Afternoon.
"Report to the instructor, I feel dizzy as if I've suffered from heat stroke."
After a moment of silence, "Then I'll take you to the infirmary." ”
This development is not in line with the plot, shouldn't you go to the side to rest for a while? No matter what, the play still has to be performed. "Okay."
infirmary.
"Instructor, there is no one in the infirmary, so I'll rest in the shade." Instructor how did you lock the door? ”
"Doesn't it mean that I won't be considerate, so I'll love you now."
"I..."
The nearby elementary school opened, he and the man just happened to meet the primary school students after school, he stared at the students with his eyes, and then looked at the person next to him, and suddenly felt infinite emotion.
"I really miss you when I was a child~ soft and soft, fat, holding me and not letting go, you were so cute at that time." Although when you are coaxed to call your brother you always do not call..."
The man was unmoved by his face,
"We're just neighbors, you're not my brother."
"I'm bigger than you!" You have to call me Brother~"
The man glanced at him and didn't say a word, he suddenly felt that it would be a little dangerous to continue, so he led the man back home.
At night......
He struggled with sweat,
"Well... Ha... fast...... Quicks loose... not... On..."
The man asked solemnly,
"Am I cute now, or am I cute when I was a child?"
He obediently replied,
"Uh-huh... you... Lovely... Now mm-hmm... Now you're cute... pine... Hmmm..."
The man blinked,
"Call brother."
He was on the verge of delirium,
"Well... Brother ~ brother... uh-huh...... Ahhh..."
The man softened his paralyzed face and kissed him on the cheek,
"You are the cutest now."