One: Really rich
There was a rich man surnamed Jia who took an auspicious name called "Fortune".
When people saw him, they respectfully called him "Rich Man with Wigs." This made him very distressed, but because people called him his real name and surname, he had to eat Huanglian dumbly.
Later, he thought: I have another name called unlucky, people call me fake unlucky, won't I really get rich?
Who knew that people did not call him by his surname this time, but directly called him: "Unlucky old man."
This made him even angrier. He thought about it left and right, and when he had an idea, he wrote a notice and pasted it on the gate: The villagers and the people saw clearly: the old man has two surnames, the name is unlucky surname fake, and the name is Fa Cai surname Zhen.
That night, a farmer secretly wrote four sentences under the notice:
The rich man has great ability, and his surname is true and false; I don't know why, he may have two big. (Dialect, both dad)
Two: Haze clouds
There was a big official, smoking a big cigarette, and this day he was lying on the bed again, and after taking a deep breath of his cigarette, he groaned triumphantly: "The dragon is full of qi and clouds." ”
He had a young grandson, who, though young, was very intelligent and disgusted with this bad habit of his grandfather. Today, when I saw Grandpa smug and proud, I made a downward link: "Silkworm spit silk to tie itself." The old man listened, his face was red, and he admired his grandson's quick thinking and relented in his own vices.
Three: The rich man writes poetry
There was a rich man who didn't read much, but he liked to write a few crooked poems.
On this day, he led four long-term workers out of the house to run errands, passed an ancient temple, saw that there were four gods inside, and wrote on the white wall: "The four gods are majestic and majestic, and they are murderous and guard the temple door; the arms are like two sandalwoods,......"
The fourth sentence could not remember anything, so I made up a random sentence: "A pair of big feet has eight pounds." ”
Just as he was scribbling, four long-time workers gathered some money to buy a bowl of cold powder, and were talking about drinking, when the rich man came out, he sat there and took it up and drank.
The long-term workers spent money in vain, very dissatisfied, so they took the title of the rich man grabbing cold powder to drink, and one of them also put together a poem: "Four brothers, make up money and four texts, buy a bowl of cold powder, and the owner swallows it alone." ”
The rich man drank the cold powder and was shouting to the long workers to go on the road, when he found that the poem on the wall had changed:
Four gods and four brothers.
Murderously guarding the temple gate and collecting money for four texts.
The shoulder is like a second purlin, buy a bowl of cold powder.
A pair of big feet has eight pounds, and the owner swallows it alone.