Four months ago, Pang Bo complained about a variety show on "Talk Show Conference".
said that he saw in the circle of friends that the choreographer was recruiting people to shoot what "farming boy", and wanted to let the idols who had no chicken power go to the fields to farm and harvest 10,000 kilograms of rice.
Seeing this news, he was very happy, saying that other idol's talent shows were rapping and singing and dancing.
The performance of these idols turns into fertilization and medicine.
Four months later, Pombo couldn't be happier anymore.
At that time, everyone thought that this was a joke, but I didn't expect that this farming variety show was really filmed, and I found ten small paste stars whose names I still haven't remembered.
Some idols were the champions of "Chinese Good Singing" before the show, and the talent they performed during the draft was guitar singing.
After finishing the show, the talent really turned into fertilization and medicine as Pang Bo expected.
There's really something to this fertilization technique
Some idols are currently small puppies in the draft world last festival.
After finishing the show, he became a small village dog with a sub-zero temperature and still digging mud in the ditch.
There are also people who are currently unknown in the entertainment industry at present, and they are unknown little singers with a sense of atmosphere.
After finishing the show, he became a well-known welding master in the village.
And Pang Bo himself, not only was invited to be a flying guest, but the expensive down jacket was stained with mud.
He was also entangled by the group of little love beans who were not mentally normal in farming, crying and begging Pang Bo to come to the "home appliances to the countryside" once and buy them a dryer.
I never thought that this year, the entertainment industry can use stand-ins to fake acting, sing can use recording lip synching, and even eat can chew air and fake food.
When it was their turn to farm, they actually planted!
Directly let the young guys on the stage whose foundation is whiter than the wall and whose lips are redder than pig's blood evolve into dark-faced young strong men.
I announce that the variety show "Let's Farm" is now appointed as "Metamorphometer", undertaking the title of the worst variety show in China, and the original "Metamorphometer" has another appointment.
Every star who does not know the height of the sky should be sent to this show to hone well.
Let them carry the hoe and feel how thick the ground is.
The rules of the variety show "Farm" are actually very simple and rude -
Ten people were selected to farm and breed in the countryside, and finally the harvest was assessed.
At first, I was very distrustful of this show, and I thought that the program team estimated that it was enough to find a small piece of land, a small vegetable garden, and take a picture of the warm pastoral scenery.
Among the bunch of little stars invited, only one person looks trustworthy, and it is a young man named Li Gengyun.
I don't know him, but how can I say it, I feel that the moment he had this name twenty years ago, he was destined to farm.
As a result, I didn't expect ah, the program group really farmed this time and found a hundred acres of large fields.
And before the variety show started filming, the program team also grabbed them to test for tractor and harvester driver's licenses.
Don't say, in the future, fans will compare with each other.
Other fans say that "my brother can sing and dance, and receive new endorsements", which is not as good as their fans saying "my brother can drive a tractor".
The oldest of the ten little stars who participated in the show was 95 years old and 27 years old this year.
The youngest is 04 years old, he is only 19 this year, and he was only 18 years old when he participated in the recording of the show last year.
A simple look at their resumes, many of them were pulled by agencies to participate in the draft and act in online dramas when the draft era was at its peak a few years ago.
Maybe maybe he became famous overnight and turned over, but it didn't make a splash.
No matter what happened before, now when you put on rubber shoes and go into the field, you have to bury your head in the soil.
Even today's Valentine's Day, some netizens went to the live broadcast room of the show to take a look -
Not bad, still hoeing.
The main mission of the "Let's Farm" program is as follows:
The 100 acres of land, originally planted by local villagers, are now lent to the program group.
The guys sell the rice after harvesting, and use this money as a start-up capital to grow winter wheat in the field, or they can start other side businesses.
When the wheat is ripe and is harvested and sold for money, they have to return the money to the villagers with interest.
But frankly, I have huge doubts about this ultimate task of "paying back the money with interest".
Although the guys work the show, every detail makes people suspect that they will eventually lose a lot of money.
As soon as the little stars got off the bus, they were greeted by the malicious impact from the program group.
In their imagination, the accommodation may not be too good, but it should be a basic farm house.
As a result, what the program team gave them was a broken warehouse that had been vacant for a long time and did not even have a bed.
The tables and chairs inside can blow up the big ash that makes people want to cough when they see it.
This is one of the reasons why I call it "the worst variety show in China" -
The program team has been reminding the audience with practical actions: "Pit people, we are professional. ”
Obviously, the program team can choose to clean the warehouse in advance and give a bed, but they still choose the path that can make the guests suffer the most.
The first thing the ten little stars do after putting down their suitcases is to make their own beds or bunk beds.
Even the quality of these bunk beds is not very good, and some of the irons have rusted.
The strong guy climbed up, and the whole bed shook.
Before moving in, they washed the floor two or three times before the house was habitable, and the first time they mopped the floor with black water.
When it came to dinner, the program team kindly gave the box lunch to eat, but they didn't eat.
In the end, the eldest brother who sent the meal saw that these children were pitiful and lent them a small low table to eat.
Even the small benches were made of wood by themselves.
The good news is that there are now tables and chairs to sit and eat boxed lunches.
The bad news is that from the next day, they don't seem to have to be on the table.
In the few episodes that have been broadcast so far, except for special guests visiting and when guests come, they are on the table to eat.
Other times, they all sit on the field with a boxed lunch.
All kinds of clothes and high-top sneakers brought from home are also completely gone.
Go to the village market and buy a plastic apron, only it is the most dirt-resistant.
This is not because of the integration of stars into the countryside for show, but because the work really can't be done.
The difficulty of harvesting rice in the first step knocked out these young people who had not been in the field much.
They had just started harvesting rice, and thanks to the fact that there were three harvesters in the team, the efficiency was much higher than that of all manpower, and they harvested 3 tons of rice in one day.
Originally, I was quite happy, 3 tons sounded like a lot.
As a result, after sending the rice to the grain drying factory, he was directly scolded by the person in charge for being bloody:
"Ten talents collected 3 tons??? How can this be coaxed??? The starting capacity is thirteen tons!!! ”
Yes, you read that right, the counting unit of grain is so huge.
The three tons of rice that excited these little stars could not be ranked in the face of formal agricultural production, and they did not expect the serious consequences of slow grain harvesting.
But what makes people look comfortable is that these little idols do not have the common diseases of the imagined stars, such as temper and squeamishness.
After being severely scolded, they got together for a meeting and decided to harvest overnight the next day.
The big machine harvests the flat part in the middle, and the others who can't open the harvester take the sickle to harvest the edge.
That guy from 04 even accidentally cut the crotch of his pants when cutting rice.
Back in the house, I had to find needlework and mend the crotch myself.
According to the statistics of the program group, they harvested 8 farmlands in 6 days, and they got up early and got dark.
Local villagers go to the county seat in the morning to work, see them working in the fields, and return to the village after work in the evening to see that they are still in the fields.
Three rice harvesters, stuck in the mud 37 times, underwent 48 repairs.
Also because he didn't see the road in the dark, the harvester accidentally got caught in the wire, and the little star quickly apologized to the master who repaired the car.
Fortunately, on the day they harvested the rice in the dark, they harvested more than 30 tons of grain.
In total, 62.66 tons were collected in six days.
The comparison before and after harvesting in the field is quite touching to watch, maybe this is the healing power of the land.
Just compared to the glorious harvest record.
Ten young men who were in high spirits when they first came to the show, each of them looked tortured and covered in mud.
After all, don't forget that it is not only farm work that torments them, but also poor living conditions.
The warehouse where the program group gave them to live leaked when it rained, and even directly cut off the power when thunder.
It was pouring rain outside, and they were still hastily mending windows with paper.
None of the pants of ten people were clean.
It was all covered in mud after going to the ground, and they could only scrub their pants by hand in front of the faucet, and they couldn't wash them at all.
Even Zhang Shaogang, who often poisons his tongue and spits on people mercilessly in various programs.
When the flying guests saw their living conditions, they all showed a distressed look like an old father, took out their mobile phones on the spot, and said that they would pay for them and buy them air conditioners and washing machines.
The little stars who have been tormented by the hard life for a while, the moment they heard the washing machine, they stood up and cheered and applauded in unison.
You know, understand that this is an additional washing machine;
I don't know, I thought that this Fan Jin was going to beat the gong and drum to do a happy event.
Or the young man from 04, the one who mended his crotch himself.
When I heard that there was an air conditioner, I was so excited that even the plastic bowl of dry rice in my hand was cracked.
It's just that Zhang Shaogang didn't feel distressed for too long.
After realizing that a big savior was coming, this group of guys quickly struck while the iron was hot, and kept hinting: "Teacher, then what our tricycle is relatively broken." ”
"Teacher, my pants didn't dry for three days."
Zhang Shaogang, who was still a father in the first second, showed the horror of being robbed the next second.
Zhang Shaogang promised that he would find them a few more guests and let them go next.
And the next one is actually the aforementioned Pang Bo, who complained about the show on the "Talk Show Conference", as well as Xu Zhisheng and actor Gong Jun.
Frankly, this show is quite in line with my personal preferences.
I really like this kind of show where humans wrestle with nature and have endless fun, and the fight is won, and it was filmed as Beiye's "Survival in the Wilderness".
The fight was lost, and the filming was "Let's Farm", and ten little stars were also ploughing the land and digging ditches and ditches on a snowy day.
In this field, the sky is the largest, the earth is the largest, and the grain is the largest, but people are the smallest.
Although this variety show was only broadcast on February 4, ten days ago on the day of the beginning of spring, the program team had already gone to work in the fields in November last year in order to catch the winter wheat sowing season.
When the show was not yet broadcast, it was just a live broadcast on a short video.
The popularity was very dismal, and several times I clicked into the live broadcast room and found that only a few thousand people watched.
But you can't blame the audience for not being enthusiastic, it's true that the live broadcast content is a little boring.
Every time I clicked in, the poor little stars dug a trench in the field:
Digging a trench:
In the official program, he is still digging a ditch, and even digging a trench directly with his knees when he gets stuck in the mud:
It looks like they really need it, that only a very good ditch repairer.
No way, this 100-acre field was originally planted with rice, and if you want to grow wheat next, you must fully drain the soil and dig drainage ditches, otherwise nothing will be done.
I've been into their live booth four or five times, and only once have I seen them not digging a ditch, but feeding and catching sheep.
As a result, it didn't take long for the live broadcast room to be suddenly blocked, and it took a while to unblock it, and netizens were puzzled.
Some people speculate that the picture of catching sheep may be misidentified by the system algorithm as animal abuse.
According to the previous plan of the program group, "Let's Farm" will be filmed for 192 days before and after, most of the year.
This kind of planning, even in the global variety show industry, is a very explosive existence.
I don't dare to say that this show is good, after all, it seems that the editing problem of "Let's Farm" is very big at present.
Obviously, the best part of the farming theme is the various details of the entanglement between man and nature.
However, domestic variety show editors have always had a big problem of "if there is no conflict, you don't know how to do a show", and they especially love to amplify the conflict between people.
For example, in the first issue, a guy quarreled with the local harvester master, and the master wanted to remind the guy of the operation skills, but the engine was too loud and the guy could not hear the command.
There was a bit of a misunderstanding after coming and going, but the two sides quickly calmed down after communication.
As a result, in the program, it seems that some shocking contradiction occupies most of the space.
Therefore, I will feel that the main film of the show seems to be not as good as the live broadcast, or the video taken by these little paste idols themselves is good.
In the show, there are quarrels between members and quarrels between members and villagers.
But outside the show, in their own video, they are teaching everyone "postpartum care of ewes" (mistaken).
and an initial introduction to woodworking.
The knowledge points are still said in a serious tone:
"If you want to raise sheep in the future, you must remember to change and clean the hay and trough every day, because moldy forage can be fatal to the sheep."
Viewers watching the video: Thank you for the invitation, people in the city, can't raise sheep.
After several months of farm work, these little stars seem to have forgotten their identity and are completely immersed in farm work.
Every day before going to bed, I no longer worry about whether I may be on fire, but only think about watering 4,000 pots of flowers tomorrow.
They also planted flowers in the greenhouse to sell roses, Valentine's Day this wave is not in time, I don't know if they can bloom in three months to catch up with "520".
Two years ago, I wrote an article about the little idols who returned to social life after leaving the talent show.
Some people went to Disney to apply for cast members, and visitors who met her praised her for being very dedicated, jumping thousands of meters while walking, always smiling.
"Creation 101" contestant Chen Yuyan
Some people have passed the teaching certificate to become a kindergarten teacher, retired behind the scenes to make music, or applied for a job as a TV reporter, and have become ordinary migrant workers in the vast sea of people again.
In fact, the ten guys who participated in "Let's Farm" are in a similar situation to these little idols who returned to ordinary people two years ago.
If it weren't for the lack of serious acting work, who would have the guts to spend most of half a year farming.
The only difference is that the little idols who returned to society two years ago were the first to be abandoned by the draft bubble.
And several guys in "Let's Farm" are more like the last people to leave the draft bubble.
The wind of draft traffic in previous years was too blowing, and a deformed entertainment industry swept a large number of young people with a sky-high aura.
In the end, only one or two became famous, and the rest became cannon fodder for capital.
For the guys who participated in "Let's Farm", this show is actually quite valuable.
But its value is not whether it can give them a chance to explode, after all, I can't even remember the names of people after watching these issues (ashamed).
People can only be distinguished by the work they have done: the one who drives the harvester, the one who resists rice, the one who drives the tricycle, the one who mends the crotch.
I can't really blame me, most of the time they wear the same mud clothes, work in the fields with gray faces, and they can't tell who is who.
Although the show can't make them go viral, there is a greater value is:
Perhaps these young people, who have been involved in the deformed entertainment industry, can re-contact the land, learn the principles of the real world, and see what is the ability to settle down.
Before the recording of the program, the choreographers once interviewed these guys, and many people mentioned the word "confused".
They have suddenly been involved in the entertainment industry in the past few years, as unknown cannon fodder, they cannot find their value in this snobbish vanity fair.
But after starting to farm and getting familiar with the rhythm, the mental outlook of this group of guys improved one by one.
They no longer have to worry too much about their figure and face, anyway, they will be ashen every day.
No longer thinking about whether to go on a diet today, after working in the field for a day, I sat down and honestly showed off two boxes of boxed lunches.
When I first arrived, I would worry about the accommodation conditions, and I would simply pour cement, lay tiles, and decorate the house by myself in the later stage.
Only the unevenness and lack of beautiful seams in the joints of the tiles suggest that this is the work of a group of novice bricklayers.
The straw roof of the sheepfold leaked rain, and they replaced it with a colored steel tile roof, and also waterproofed the nail fixation.
Left the entertainment industry environment with millions and tens of millions as the unit, mingled with the surrounding villagers, and was happy for half a day when the boss discounted one or two yuan when buying vegetables.
That's why I want to send all the stars who don't know the height of the sky to this show to experience.
Let them see, worry about the cheap happiness of a few dollars, worry about the cost of hundreds of dollars, this is the real world.
At the same time, in the real world, the evaluation standard for whether a person is excellent or not is not at all how high the false heat of those who brush the list is.
But "this child is really down-to-earth and capable", and labor is the most honorable.