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The cultural people are yang

author:I sing the praises of the Yellow River

This session of netizens is really talented, how will the literati and TV characters of the past be expressed, written in vivid words, the tone and words are really the same as from me:

If Li Qingzhao did, he would write like this: Searching and searching, cold and cold, miserable and miserable. When the yin is still yang, it is the most difficult to rest. Three tablets and two Western medicines, how to defeat him, the new crown attack? Yang Guoye, still sad, how to be happy in the old days.

If Lu Xun did, he would definitely write this: I think I may be Yang! Two of my nostrils, one of which is not ventilated, the other is not ventilated! The western medicine took one slice, and took another slice! It doesn't seem to have any effect...

If Xu Zhimo did, he would write like this: Gently, Yang is gone, just as Yang comes gently, Yang waves his sleeves, does not take away a cloud, but takes away countless old people who are late...

If Dai Wangshu did, he would write like this: Holding an oil-paper umbrella, I seem to be wandering in the long, long and lonely rainy alley, hoping to meet a lilac-like yang girl full of sorrows, she has some lilac-like melancholy, lilac-like sadness, mourning and hesitation, wandering in this rainy alley.........

If the cologne were gone, it would be written like this: Long Street, Dusk. Man, alone, lonely person. Cold, so cold, bone-piercing cold. Cough, cough all the time, huge cough...

If Lin Daiyu did, he would say this, this damn body, sometimes cold and hot, I already knew that there was such an epidemic in the world, I would not come.

If Liu Yuxi did, he would write like this: The mountain is not high, the yang is the name, the water is not deep, the yang is the spirit, the Si is the Burrow, and the Yang is Dexin. The upper steps of the stage are green, the bamboo color is blue, there is no harmony in talking and laughing, and the people who come and go are all yang...

If Meng Haoran did, he would write like this: hibernation is not dawning, and there is fever everywhere. Coughing at night, how much do Yang people know?

If Zhu Ziqing did, he would write like this: Beware, beware, the heat is coming, the head is dizzy, the nose is blocked, and Yang'er's footsteps are gradually approaching...

If Qiong Yao did, she would write like this: I may be a sheep! Am I really a sheep? My nostrils are not ventilating, my head really hurts, and my whole body does not have the slightest strength. Yes! It's really sheep, I hate it!

If Xianglin's sister-in-law did, she would nag in this column: I'm so stupid, really, I just know that after silently letting go, the medicine will definitely be lacking, I don't know that it will be so lacking, if our box of expired medicine is still there, it will not be so passive!

The most hilarious is the following:

If shallow, he would say this: dragging a heavy, somewhat warm simmering urine jar, to the door, calling out to him, too. We went to pee together again, he peed a drip, I peed a hula. It seems that there is no purity of that year, but mixed with rich sheep's cheeks.

The cultural people are yang
The cultural people are yang
The cultural people are yang

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