Hanging yellow cards, military and police "escorts", detaining small black rooms, living in bunks, sleeping on the floor... Seeing our countrymen go to South Korea to send real money and silver, but enjoy such generous treatment, I can't help but be angry: Isn't this blatant discrimination and humiliation? At the same time, I also don't understand the serious incomprehension of the Chinese people spending money to buy guilt: Is one acre and three points of land the size of South Korea's palm so fun, must it go?
Traveling abroad is to spend money to open your eyes, gain insight, buy fun, or visit famous mountains and rivers, or hunt exotic styles, or admire handsome men and beautiful women, or learn history and humanities, or taste Internet celebrity food, or wander shopping paradise, or enjoy the beach sun... What about the Republic of Korea? Even the toes are broken, and there is not a single one that can be put on the table.
Going sightseeing? There really are no famous mountains and rivers to go to in the Republic of Korea. Because God does not wait to see, these are arranged for North Korea in the north, such as Mount Kumgang or something. Even Korean tour guides have to admit that "it's just small mountains and waters." Then there is no "five absolutes" of our Great Yellow Mountain, nor the beauty of our Li River landscape, neither the majesty of our Tibetan River Snow Mountain, nor the majestic momentum of our Great Yellow River... Is it possible that you have to spend money to throw a stone chip by the Luochuan River in South Korea to play in the water?
If you want to say that handsome men and beautiful women, it is embarrassing to mention it. Just like our Shaanxi "rice fat mother-in-law Suide's Han", the Korean Peninsula is a beautiful woman in the north and a handsome man in the south. This may be the reason why Koreans are obsessed with plastic surgery. However, most of the so-called handsome men are small fresh meat, or with marinated eggs and the like. Bag into your ex-husband's mansion, tattoo you a wedding ring that has loved you for 10,000 years, and happily pound the wind and rain in Wushan with you on your ex-husband's mattress..., disgusting no?
Besides, the exotic style and history and humanities are not much different from the pimple Korean ethnic group in our northeast. Even the "Gyeongbokgung Palace" that Koreans are proud of, is the grade of the general royal palace in China in the past, and the pillars on the hall are only red, and they dare not use gold and dragon ornaments that symbolize imperial power. See its "World Heritage Site"? I actually made about twenty, but it also seemed familiar. For example, the "Dragon Boat Festival" comes from our Dragon Boat Festival; "Korean torch" is the earthen kang of our north.... There are even professors who shamelessly say that "Chinese characters were invented in Korea"! If this is the case, you are not shouting that you should not change the name of the capital "Seoul" to "Seoul", and slap you in the face?
What's left? Oh, good food. How many major cuisines are there in Korea? Have the fragrance and tenderness of our Lu cuisine, the spicy and fresh aroma of Sichuan cuisine, the light and delicious Weiyang cuisine, the crispy and tender Hangzhou cuisine, the mellow taste of micro vegetables, and the rich color of seafood in Cantonese cuisine? It seems that in addition to Korean barbecue, the most famous is kimchi. Isn't kimchi our pickles? Could it be that we fly thousands of miles to South Korea, just eat kimchi to remember bitter sweetness? Besides, we have kimchi for a long time, and there are more varieties and richer. However, a friendly reminder is that for the sake of health, it is advisable to eat less.
Otherwise, go to Korean beauty specifically? Indeed, the beauty industry in the Republic of Korea is particularly developed and truly the first in the world! There are more beauty shops on the street than banks. However, not to mention the risks, such as the horror of "trimming breasts" to make three breasts, even if the cultivation is positive, it is inevitable that people will be surprised into frightened. For example, if the two of them have been whole, your family of three is shopping, and the rate of turning back must be high: ah, the man is like Pan An and the woman is like Xi Shi, how can I lead a baby Pan Yangtze River?! Biological?
You say, what can you get in South Korea, a yellow dog tag? The ancients said, "People who despise themselves will be light, and people who humiliate themselves will be humiliated." Our countrymen should have a little blood and ambition, don't lose the face of the ancestors!