Original title: Cold joke: "The saliva is rotten" smile happily before leaving!
Hello! I'm Brother Jia Xing, and I want to tell my friends a cold joke on the way to the game. If you can really laugh while chasing your dreams, then I will be satisfied.
It is said that there was a young couple, the husband was tall and handsome, short-tempered, and the wife was petite and beautiful, cheerful and generous, polite, and often told jokes to make the husband happy.
One morning, the wife cooked porridge and hot dishes, pulled her husband out of bed, and the two sat together for breakfast.
"Brother Jia Xing, have you ever eaten this tofu?
Why do I feel a little sour? The wife asked her husband.
"No, I don't think the taste has changed, the tofu made by the happy little woman is still so pure and delicious!" The man said while eating.
"Oh, that's it? It could be that my saliva rotted overnight! ”
"Your craftsmanship is so good, 'spit' is the first time I've heard of it!"
"Haha..." the man laughed and leaned forward, and finally spewed out a mouthful of porridge, waking up a large swarm of flies.
Keep going and you'll reach the end!
Friends, if you also have jokes, you may wish to share them in the comment area, laugh together and start again, and chase the extraordinary 2023 together!