Original title: Funny pictures humorous jokes: Is this saving your life or your dog's life?
1. Funny joke: Lying on the bed, stroking my daughter-in-law's face and saying: When I was a child, I had a wish, that is, I wanted to raise a tiger. My daughter-in-law asked me: And then? I hugged my wife hard and said: After marriage, my wish came true...
2, funny joke: Why are other people's wives so gentle, so birds are attached to people? You look at the mall over there, there is a beautiful woman in the waiting chair gently wiping the sweat from her husband's forehead. Suddenly, a strong surge came behind him, and his butt was firmly kicked: What do you look at, isn't the old lady enough for you to see? Take the bag and be honest. The same woman, why is the gap so big?
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3. Funny joke: Husband, are you testing me? Actually, you're a rich second generation, right? M: I also think I'm a rich second generation, is my dad testing me? But it's been more than twenty years, and it's time to show your stuffing.
4. Funny paragraph: Have you ever seen a lazy person wash his face: turn on the faucet, casually pluck water on his face, wash and finish work. Have you ever seen my son wash his face: turn on the faucet, look directly at the water for two seconds, finish work...
5. Funny joke: One day I took a taxi to a customer's house to clean home appliances, and after getting in the car, the driver looked at me holding a bunch of tools and asked: What do you do? I replied: sit on the appliance clean. Passingly, he asked: What about you? The driver looked at me and opened his mouth to answer: Run the taxi. Dude, I didn't mean to.
6. Funny joke: Yesterday I chatted with my brother. Me: Your boss is not small, why are you not married? Brother: Unwilling to marry an ugly girl! Me: What about the beauty? Brother: Don't worry about marrying a beautiful woman! Me: A normal girl should always be okay, right? Brother: Marry an ordinary girl without dying! Me: You're a monk!