Original title: Easy moment: girlfriend: Someone gives you 5 million to exchange for me, which one will you choose? Me: 5 million...
The editor is from you leaving, this heart is empty: when I first went to college, my father and I ate in the cafeteria, although we just ate, but our father and son were observing left and right, suddenly several senior sisters passed by, my father and I looked intently, my father almost rubbed my face when he turned his neck, and then my father turned back to me and said: Son, do you like it? I blushed and nodded. Dad: Since you like it, be brave to chase it, you are now in college and you are half an adult, I will let your mother transfer more money to you when you go back, you can't soak a beautiful girl without money! I looked at my father in amazement and opened my mouth wide. Dad spoke again: Of course, this money... We still have the old rule, I smoke one percent ...
The editor comes from you leaving, this empty heart: coming home from work after a busy day. My girlfriend said: Give you a task. Went to wash the dishes. I said, today the experience is full, I will not take the task. Looking at her face, I knew that I was finished, and I hurriedly said: I am going to spend money to skip this task... Alas! My wallet...
The editor came from you want to go, this heart is empty: seeing my wife shopping online again, I knocked on the side and said: Wife, you look at the daughter-in-law of Lao Li, who runs her own online store, and now she is rich, otherwise ... Wife: Bah, can you blame me, men are the biggest obstacle to women's success. Mi Yue was only the eighth son of Mi when King Huiwen was alive, and after King Huiwen's death, she became the empress dowager of the powerful government. Lü Hen was nothing when Liu Bang was alive, and she was called after Liu Bang's death. Wu Zetian was nothing when Li Shimin was alive, and as soon as Li Shimin died, she would be phoenix Tengda, as well as Cixi and the old godmother... It is only developed after the death of the husband, so, if you want the old lady to have achievements, go and die you, I: ...
The editor comes from you are leaving, this heart is empty: the light at home suddenly does not turn on, or the contact is bad, flashing and flashing, all take it without a turn, think of a change, and then my husband pretends to chat with me carelessly, and suddenly he immediately turns on the light --- the light comes on. He said that he must turn on the lamp while he is not paying attention, otherwise it will be on guard.
The editor comes from you want to go, this heart is empty: when I went to college, the conditions were difficult, the quality of the meals was not good, there was often hair, small strong class, a girl finished eating a day, sighed deeply, today, the chef gave me a large piece of meat, but unfortunately I can't eat it, waste people's kindness ah" After speaking, he picked the piece of meat on the table and left, everyone looked at the piece of meat curiously, it turned out to be a dead mouse, and suddenly the sound of vomiting continued, and then the girl became famous, nicknamed calm sister...
The editor comes from you are leaving, this heart is empty: the company recruits, and finally picks out 3 people. The boss said: If I have a bowl of fried sauce noodles, how can I prove that I and you have eaten it without paying money? Number one: ask for another bowl and divide the noodles into two portions. Second place: Take another pair of chopsticks and eat together! The last one: General manager, don't wipe your mouth after eating the noodles. Finally, the female candidate was appointed secretary.
The editor is from you leaving, this heart is empty: husband is furious: divorce, I am out of the house! Who expected that at night... There was a quarrel with his wife, she went to pick up her son from school, and her husband called her and said: I'm leaving, clean up and out of the house! You don't come to me, live well with the child, then play games on the Internet, after a while, the son comes back, dad, why are you still there, mother said that you are out of the house, very happy, said to go grocery shopping, ready to celebrate in the evening! I......
The editor came from you to go, this heart is empty: Xiucai entered Beijing to rush for the exam, but was blocked by bandits, Xiucai said anxiously: Get out of the way! The bandit laughed: Then you have to ask me about this knife in my hand. So Xiucai flicked his sleeves with both hands and said: Dao, let me go over?
The editor comes from you leaving, this heart is empty: singing at home at night is soaring to the high note, and the neighbor is knocking on the door. As soon as the door opened, he gave a thumbs up: You sang the treble just now, it's so good. I waved my hand modestly: not good, not good. He punched me in the face: I know it's not good for you to sing!
The editor came from you leaving, this heart is empty: I want a child, quietly changed the medicine at the bedside of my daughter-in-law, and as a result, my unmarried sister-in-law who came back from a business trip became pregnant, my God, what happened, how can her sister still not change the habit of rubbing my family's little cheap, she must have eaten the bottle I touched my hands and feet again...
Yesterday, my girlfriend suddenly asked me: Honey, if someone gives you 5 million to exchange for me, do you choose me or money in the end? I calmly said that I would choose money. As a result, my girlfriend asked me angrily, am I not as good as the money? I hugged her: Little baby, you are priceless in my heart, you have also suffered a lot with me in recent years, but I will not delay your youth and happiness because of my personal selfish desires, I will wait for the day you get married, and give you this 5 million as a dowry. After I finished speaking, she cried... In fact, I think, if someone really takes 5 million in exchange for her, that person must lack the heart and eyes... 2
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