Original title: Funny pictures humorous jokes: I have five wives, do you have them?
1. Funny joke: One day Xiao Wang went to a certain company to apply, and the boss asked some questions. Boss: Is there anything you won't do? Xiao Wang: There are only two things I can't do in this world! Boss: Oh! Are you sure? What two things won't be done? Say it and listen. Xiao Wang said confidently and confidently: I will not "this", and I will not "that". Boss:....
2, funny joke: I saw a five-five- or six-year-old Xiaozhengtai on the bus and said to his old dou: Zhuo, when I grow up and have money, buy a plane to send you to work. I saw his father directly a big ear scraper: You have money to buy a plane, and let Lao Tzu go to work?
3. Funny joke: A conversation between Chinese and Africans: Do you have a big house? No. Do you have a car? No. Do you have money? No. What's the point that you're not alive at all? I have five wives, do you have them?
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4. Funny joke: When I got off work, I proposed to play mahjong, and then an eldest sister called her husband: "We haven't had that for two days, can we rest early after dinner tonight?" After a while, she hung up the phone and said, "Okay, scare him away, go to my house and call." ”
5, funny paragraph: Lost love, girlfriends to solve me, I said aggrievedly: My good to him has exceeded the bottom line, I don't understand why he still cheats? She gave me an analysis: "Is it because you are too good and meticulous to him, so he takes you as his mother!" Me: "Does taking me as a mother have anything to do with him cheating?" Girlfriend: "Of course there is, he wants to find you a daughter-in-law!" ”