Original title: Rejoice maybe the beauty has a cold and nasal congestion
1. Go to work in the morning, just entered the elevator, found a stunning beauty in the elevator, just wanted to perform, who knew that because of too much excitement did not hold back, let out a fart! Looking down at the beauty, the beauty did not react, just wanted to secretly rejoice that maybe the beauty had a cold and nasal congestion, the beauty got off the elevator, before the elevator door closed, the beauty came viciously: "This TM which is a fart, hook a little is." ”
2, the brother said that the sister-in-law is getting fatter, the sister-in-law has a good temper, and said weakly: It will be good when the baby is weaned. My brother said contemptuously: Do you know how many years our mother has been weaned? Lost weight? The old mother rushed out of the kitchen with a rolling pin: What about your daughter-in-law? So you don't fight? See me off for you...
3. When I got up, I saw my mother carrying eggs into the house, and I said casually: "Went to buy eggs?" My mother said calmly: "If you don't buy it, you can't get it out!" "I...
4. My dad gave the last shrimp to my grandfather, and grandpa took the shrimp several times and handed it in the direction of my dad's bowl. My dad stopped and said, dad, you eat, you eat, you eat. The third time, my grandfather finally couldn't hold back and said, you let go of me, I want to dip in vinegar.
5. "Baby... I walked over and patted her on the shoulder. She said, "Who do you call baby?" I'm not your girlfriend. "I just photographed you."
6, girlfriend boyfriend said: "My daughter-in-law brushes her teeth for less than a minute every time, it's better not to brush!" The girlfriend became angry when she heard this, and immediately went back: "Why don't you say that you will finish in less than a minute every time you snap, it's better not to snap!" "I...
7. Great Britain, after the upside down, followed by: extinguish the wax, flutter the teeth, Yi Dali, Fa roll, Xie Ke, Odi, Divide the column, tear off the Fak, Latuvia, Bailly!
8. Who would have thought that the total number of people voting in the UK would not be as large as the number of people who paid attention to voting in China! Who would have thought that in the Year of the Monkey, Brexit would be done!
9. There is such a country, it is a traditional European power, it has a lot of football hooligans, it is confident and conceited, and finally it broke away from a powerful alliance, yes, it is Russia after the collapse of the USSR.
10, the grandson took his grandfather into a specialty store, looked at the label of two thousand, grandfather asked carefully: Child, those outside I look the same as this, only 80 yuan, why does this cost 2000? The grandson's face pulled: Grandpa! If you don't understand, don't talk, it's all genuine! Seeing this, the store manager gritted his teeth: Old man! Your grandson saw this, right? I'll press 80 for you! Grandpa and grandson were shocked, and the store manager shook his head: I just want to tell the child that the brand is really not important, vanity is the biggest shame! The grandson and grandfather walked out of the store happily, the store manager looked at the back of the grandfather and grandson, turned his head with tears in his eyes and said to the bookkeeper: The high imitation sold another pair and earned 45!
11. Wife: "I hope that both of our sons can become doctors in the future!" Me: "But the two of them have too different personalities, one introvert and the other extrovert." Wife: "Only studying medicine is the most suitable for their character development!" If you think about it, in the future, one of them will be a physician and the other a surgeon, isn't that good?! ”
12. Forgot to charge the mobile phone, it will strike and turn off; Once your wife's consumption needs are not met, she will definitely refuse to wash and cook for you.