Original title: Funny pictures humorous jokes: Coach, is it a wedding match to sign up for your association?
1. Funny paragraph: "Husband, what time do you leave work, I miss you!" "Get down to business!" "People looked at a bag on the Internet, this year's new model, especially beautiful, or limited." "To the point!" "It's a little expensive, it's 1,000 eight." "That's not the point!" "Send me the verification code you just received on your phone."
2. Funny paragraph: husband: "I saw a sentence yesterday and thought it made sense." Wife: "Oh, what are the words?" "Husband: "The superior people see through the other party and do not say through him, the middle people see through the other party and expose him, and the lower people do not see through the other party and pretend to see through each other." Wife: "What kind of person are you?" Husband: "Of course I'm a superior person." Wife: "Then you see through me and don't have anything?" Husband: "Yes, every time you try on clothes, I say it looks good!" ”
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3. Funny joke: Go to the supermarket to buy tissues, and a handsome guy in front is also picking: "Is there a recommended tissue?" The shopping guide said enthusiastically: "Buy this kind of paper towel, the paper is soft and fragrant." I leaned forward and asked, "I want to buy it too, do you have a recommended tissue?" The shopping guide looked at me: "You can't buy paper towels, buy this kind of roll, the quantity is large and the price is excellent." ”
4, funny joke: I have a male friend, who is more handsome, so there are all kinds of girls teasing him, especially one who is ugly and always harasses him. It's also not good for him to refuse in person... After class one day, this girl comes again, buddy, let's get acquainted. He really couldn't bear to answer, since ancient times, shemales have different paths... And then.... And then there is no then...
5. Funny paragraph: When eating, dad: Son, the college entrance examination is over, what kind of university do you estimate you can be admitted to? The son thought for a while: 985, 211 or something... Dad listened: Son, ambitious, I'm so excited... Son: Dad, I'm excited too. Dad: Well, yes, I must be excited to go to a good university. Son: No! Dad: Why is that? Son: The first time I bragged, I was so excited that it was believable
6, funny joke: During the sophomore year, the night before the computer class, we would put the books and laptops to be used into the bag, one night, a roommate got up in the middle of the night to pee, replaced the other roommate's laptop with an induction cooker, the next day, GC imagined it, under the attention of a group of people, took out the induction cooker from the bag, and several of us laughed a class!