Original title: Happy smile: My secret crush school flower went swimming, she blushed and said: Come to my house...
From the editor defending the other side: A brother who has been married for many years and his wife has not been pregnant is a prelude, and last night he called me to drink and chat, and he said it fiercely, and accidentally talked about it, and he didn't want the buddies to sigh and sigh and be sad. Who knows that the brain pumped out of the sentence: Actually, that's good, do you know how much we envy you for never thinking about TT. And then my buddy didn't worry. And then cried sadly. I just want to say, I really didn't mean to.
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Editor from the defending side: Vice President Li Xiang did not come to the company today, the phone called the front desk and asked me to call Xiao Pang to answer the phone, and Xiao Pang liked to joke with me and said: "Pang Pang, Xiangxiang let you answer the phone." Xiao Pang looked at me in surprise and muttered, "Dead ghost, the call has come to the company." I watched Xiao Pang pick up the phone in the mess and said, "Husband, people won't forget it, I'll buy it." "Mud horse, your husband's name is Xiangxiang? Next, Mr. Li and Xiao Pang are in a mess?
Editor from the defending side: When I went to an interview with a listed company, the interviewer asked me what I had strengths, and I said, "I don't have any strengths, I just don't know how to write the word 'failure'." He patted me on the shoulder: "The boy is very nice!" I like it! This seat is yours! "It was so surprising that when they heard that I was illiterate, they would tell me to get out.
From the editor defending the other side: The old man and the old lady went to visit the zoo, the old lady was lost, the old man was anxious to look around, and the keeper asked the old man: "Excuse me, have you encountered any trouble?" The old man said anxiously: "Help me find an object, quick, fast, I can't find an object anywhere." The keeper patted the old man's shoulder: "Do you see that there are two elephants in that cage?" ”
From the editor of the defense of the other party: As a nurse, I gave an uncle infusion in the ward last night, the uncle never cooperated, I was a little anxious, so I asked the uncle what he wanted to do, the uncle blushed and whispered to me: Let me cooperate, unless you help me inquire, is the old lady in the next ward single! I......
From the editor of the defense side: My secret crush on the school flower went swimming, she blushed and said: Come to my house, I went in a daze, but when I got to her house, I was stupid, his house has a private pool, and then we played together.