Original title: Funny GIF: Buddy went on a blind date yesterday, and when he saw the real girl, he was instantly emotionally unstable
The buddy went on a blind date yesterday, and when he saw the real girl, he was instantly emotionally unstable
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Big sister, what kind of addiction are you, it's still far from the New Year
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My husband made a hearty breakfast and I gained 20 kg in a month
How to feel electrocuted!
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The fitness place was chosen a little inappropriately, and the butt was a little sore
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I don't know if this grill can be cooked, but it will definitely be mushy
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This is my cub, you can recognize the roar, remember to cover it later
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"Where are you" "I'm in: I'm in an internet café."
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Who steals the food out!
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My girlfriend went to eat hot pot, as soon as we sat down, the rest of the guests cast envious eyes on me, I was proud in my heart, my girlfriend was so beautiful that it was really jealous! When the waiter lit the fire at the bottom of the pot for us, he reminded me: Handsome guy, please let your girlfriend sit farther away, the fire has just turned on and is not ripe, our store will not compensate if you are sick!
Grandma is more than 80 years old, always afraid that his little grandson will learn badly, that day her grandson went out, she asked: "Why go" Grandson said: "Go and kill people!" Grandma was shocked: "Child! If you have something to say, don't fight and kill. One day, the grandson went out again, and the grandmother asked, "Why go?" Grandma picked up the rolling pin and said, "This is the right thing, Grandma will go with you." ”
After eating, I went to wander the street and saw a thief snatching a bag, and the woman shouted "Catch the thief wow!" "The passers-by next to me also looked on coldly, my little temper came up, rolled up my sleeves and was ready to chase, when the thief took out his mobile phone wallet from his bag and threw it at me, shouting "Second uncle, run separately!" "Oh, I'll go.
A friend of mine went to eat in a Japanese restaurant, when he sat in the private room and ordered, the menu was all in Japanese, he didn't understand, the price was all hundreds, turned to the last page, and finally saw dozens, so I ordered three or four, waited for half an hour The food was not served, and when I was so hungry, I called the waiter to come in, and the waiter came and said: "Sir, the piano music you ordered has been played in the hall." ”
Once upon a time, a farmer heard the word "Lingzun" and was puzzled, so he went to ask Xiucai in the village: "May I ask Xianggong, what does the word 'Lingzun' mean?" Xiucai looked at him and thought, this crop guy didn't even understand Ling Zun's honorific title for someone else's father. So he teased him and said, "This word Ling Zun is to address the son of a man." After speaking, Xiucai covered his mouth and smiled, secretly proud in his heart. The farmer believed that it was true, so he became polite with Xiucai: "How many Ling Zuns are in Xianggong's family?" Xiucai was so angry that his face turned pale, but he couldn't have a seizure, so he had to say: "I don't have Ling Zun in my family." The farmer looked at his appearance, thinking that it was really because he had no son, and he felt sad when he heard the question, so he comforted him earnestly: "Xianggong has no Ling Zun, don't be sad, I have four sons in my family, which one do you fancy, I will give it to you as Ling Zun!" ”
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