Original title: Joke: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, I accidentally played cards and won the future husband 1500
The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, I accidentally played cards, won the future husband's 1500, and won almost the same money that my mother-in-law gave him to play cards for the New Year, and when I had dinner, the old man said to me indifferently: "Xiao Liu, when you married my daughter, I don't want much money for this bride price, just add two zeros to the money you won today... "This frightened me, and I decisively released water at night and lost two thousand back, and when the game was dispersed, the old man said to me with a red face: "Today, more than two thousand will be deducted from your 150,000 bride price..."
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Dog: Who let me have such a master, I can only lead myself
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Dude, your limited edition necklace is expensive
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Why exactly do you buy a second cup for half price? It seems to make some sense~
Be sure to remember to play and go to the playground next time!
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I always feel that getting married is a bad thing
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Adi also crossed over?
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Bump into a teacher?
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No matter what words are followed by "duck" will become cute?
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I remember a long, long time ago, I had a friend who did a courier. Once delivered downstairs, the hive was full, and called. Man: "Your express delivery arrived, the hive is full, you come down and take it down?" F: "You send it up, I don't want to go downstairs." Man: "My pile of couriers, trouble you, come down." F: "If you don't send it, I'll complain about you." Man: "What are you complaining about me?" F: "Complain that you have a bad attitude." Man: "Mom, you came down to take down the courier?" Is this an attitude? ”
A month ago, I chatted with a girl on the Internet, had a good chat, and made an appointment to meet at noon. After the meeting, the girl looked me up and down and said, "As soon as I see you, I know that Ling Tang must be a loving mother!" When I heard this, I was a little overjoyed, and humbly replied: Where is it, how do you see it? The girl sighed and said faintly: As the saying goes, a loving mother is a loser!
I broke up with my girlfriend for half a year, but now I still have occasional contact, so I think of each other as friends. Yesterday she called me and I asked: What's going on? Ex-girlfriend: Nothing, just want to talk to you. Hey, now think about it or hello! I listened proudly: How am I good? Ex-girlfriend: Hello, it's good that you look ugly, and I can break up without hesitation. Unlike this one now, he looks too handsome, even if he makes me angry half to death, I don't want to be a pilot. I......
Some time ago, once my husband was drinking with his friends at my house, my husband drank a little too much, saw me come in, snored at me, and accidentally put chopsticks on the ground. This goods: chick, pick up the chopsticks for the grandfather! I glared at him fiercely. This goods laughed twice: don't pick it up, don't pick it up yourself!
The grandson said to his grandfather: "Grandpa, the school requires us to participate in the summer vacation outing, and each person has to pay an outing fee of 100 yuan. Grandpa: "Can't you not go if you don't go?" Sun Tzu: "The teacher said that you have to participate in all group activities. After handing over 100 yuan to the teacher, the grandson went home and said, "Grandpa, the teacher said that it is okay if you pay the money and don't go." "Haha!
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