Funny pictures humorous jokes: Little fatty, don't scare the children behind

Original title: Funny pictures humorous jokes: Little fatty, don't scare the children behind

Little fatty, don't scare the children behind

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Cold skin and cold noodles are said to be refreshing to eat

Burnt spicy eyes

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This classmate, you can't beat others compared with your sister, and you have proved that you are very humorous with your actions

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Laziness is one of the driving forces of human invention

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At first glance, it is the master who is not bad for money

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A Shanghai citizen calculating how to sort garbage.

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On the way, I met Ning Caichen

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It's comfortable to watch.

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Female boss: I let you be the manager, you marry me, I promised, three years later... We have both children, and the two of us live very happily... This costume is to pretend for a lifetime, but why haven't I been promoted and raised so far... Why? Am I being tricked?

When I went out in the morning and saw Aunt Li next door leading her erha into the community door, I asked: Aunt Li, have you sent your grandson to school again? Aunt Li: Yes. Me: You are not partial at all, you also bought a school bag for the dog! Aunt Li looked at the schoolbag on the dog's back and exclaimed: Oh, I forgot to leave a schoolbag for the child. Then led the dog and hurriedly sent the child a school bag ...

A weird female doctor who didn't speak after pressing my stomach. I trembled and asked, "Doctor, is there a problem?" She smiled and said after a while, "I can't say... There are two sides to everything, you may be fine, it may be serious..." She continued with a weird expression: "Don't think that you won't get seriously ill when you're young." A while ago, I was a patient, less than 30 years old, died of bowel cancer, died quickly, and so-and-so, do you know? It's quite famous, I got cancer and died at a young age..."Doctor, what's wrong with me, give a quick word!"

I have been in love with my boyfriend for several years, and I am about to get married, and I went to the bathhouse with his mother that day to take a bath, but I didn't expect that after I came back, his mother would not agree to us getting married. The boyfriend asked his mother, what is the matter, his mother said: You just listen to me and find another one, marry this, what will feed your son in the future?

When I was with my wife for the first time, I found that she had a long leaf tattooed on her abdomen, which was very good-looking. After getting married, I asked my wife: How did you think of tattooing leaves without tattooing anything else? The wife replied: Do you think I am willing to tattoo leaves, have given birth, the knife edge is there, is it appropriate to tattoo something else? I......

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