Original title: A relaxing moment: Bring home my 50-year-old girlfriend, my mother looked at the 20-year-old me, and said stupidly: Divide...
Bringing home the 50-year-old female ticket, my mother looked at the 20-year-old me, hesitated and said: Divide... Give her some money and let her go.
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You can also soak your feet in a meal
What's the situation? Why did you eat it!
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This is the bride's punishment for the best man, after which she can marry away
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One of the shadows of my childhood, I couldn't help but laugh
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Sister, I let you walk without seeing, this is a long memory
I can sit for a day with these
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It feels acceptable to match it this way.
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Hold the hand of the son, and fall with the son
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How did you catch up with your daughter-in-law? "In fact, there is no special skill, when I brushed the circle of friends, when I saw that she wanted to eat sundaes, but unfortunately there was no McDonald's around, I immediately bought it and sent it to her." So, the point is to go for what you like? "No, it's all because my Porsche drives fast, and you take the bus to the sundae early." ”
What is romance? What does it mean to be rich? "For example, if you celebrate your birthday, your romantic and rich boyfriend will take you to a candlelight dinner party for 10,000 yuan, your romantic but moneyless boyfriend will light a candlelight but no dinner party for you, and your boyfriend who is not romantic and has no money will only take you to a bun shop to eat buns." "What about the boyfriend who is not romantic but rich?" "Oh, he will take you to the bun shop to eat 10,000 yuan of buns."
In the summer, my mother stipulated that I could only eat one stick of ice cream a day. I eat fast and finish it every time. That day, it occurred to me that there was only one, and I should taste it slowly. During this period, my mother went out and came back to see that I was still eating, and she raised her hand and hit when she was angry: just eat one, and actually started to eat the second ... Hey, I really can't wash it by jumping into the river...
Today a buddy is particularly excited to tell me that the netizens he talked about for a year are pregnant, I was very happy for him at that time, hard work, he has never had an object, this time not only has an object, the child is also pregnant, I said such a good thing, hurry up to get married, by the way I coaxed to see the girl's photo, and the buddy told me that he had never seen an online girlfriend, where did the photo come from? No, it seems that something is wrong?
When I slept, I often felt that a pair of eyes were staring at me outside the window, and I would cover my head with clothes every time, but even if I blocked my vision, I couldn't stop the oozing voice in my ears: "What are you doing?" My homeroom teacher asked.
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