Original title: Easy moment: The girl bought drunk in the middle of the night, was picked up by a drunken ghost, and has been hopelessly fascinated since then...
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Funny Tanuki: A colleague went to withdraw money, withdrew forty thousand and spit out sixty thousand, and the colleague looked up at the monitor! Counted 40,000 in the bag, put the rest on the cabinet and left! Half a month later, I received a call from the head of the bank's legal department, saying that he had gone to the court to sue him! The colleague said contemptuously: "I just passed the bar exam this year, I didn't take the money, and I have no obligation to keep it for you!" The supervisor was silent for a while: "What you took away is the 20,000 from our bank, and the 20,000 left behind is yours."
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: I was sweating profusely, sitting on a bench at the entrance of the park, a rusty man handed over a bottle of water and said calmly: Jade man, is it alone? Please drink, I shook my head and said with a smile: I'm sorry I'm not thirsty, I'm waiting for my man's house, and after the man left, I complained loudly: It's all hot to death, how long do I have to sit here, my mother said calmly in the back: There are not a few bottles, there are few bottles, hold on a little longer! Hold on a little longer...
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: Once on the bus, there were many people, there was a girl holding a cup of milk tea in her hand, probably afraid of being squeezed, so she put it on the hand that pulled the armrest, just in front of me, I secretly drank two sips, when I wanted to drink the third sip, I was found, and then invited a month's meal, and finally became a girlfriend, feeling a big loss!
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: The son asked: Dad, why do you have to wipe cotton balls before injection? My father said: It's alcohol, the purpose is to get your butt drunk first, and then if you get the injection, you won't feel the pain. My son said: But after wiping alcohol, my butt still hurts! Father said: Maybe your ass has a better amount of alcohol!
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: There was a show that wanted to buy a horse and ride it into Beijing to catch the exam. When I came to the market, a horse owner came forward and said: Xianggong, my horse is a horse of thousands of miles, and it can run thousands of miles in one breath. As soon as Xiucai heard this, he said to the horse owner: The capital is nine hundred miles away, but your horse runs thousands of miles in one breath, will I walk back from that hundred miles?
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: Just to steal a glance at the goddess, early in the morning he hid downstairs and dialed her mobile phone with an unfamiliar number: Your courier has arrived! Hearing her hurried downstairs footsteps, he was thrilled. Finally saw the goddess... He silently turned off his mobile phone, sighed softly, and disappeared into the morning mist.
Edit a collection of jokes from Little Five Tanuki Cat: The girl was drunk in the middle of the night, was picked up by a drunken ghost, and was hopelessly hooked ever since... Hooked ever since... Taking drugs, the whole person is scourged like a female ghost