Original title: A relaxing moment: After knowing that my aunt was pregnant, my uncle insisted on divorce, and cried and said: Back then...
Knowing that his aunt was pregnant, his uncle insisted on divorce, and cried and said: Back then... At that time, my mother said that the man in my family could not get pregnant! I don't want my kids to be like me! No biological dad! I can't help but wonder about my uncle's background!
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Whenever your computer freezes, you can!
This chicken was so smart that I was a little caught off guard
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This is the duck eggs you like to eat every day?
Working under such a large amount of water, begging the excavator driver's heart shadow area.
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This is tragic
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The bike that the admiral rode?
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The clasp has its own ideas
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Can't beat a wolf?
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Wife: Boss, buy a bottle of rice wine and give it to my husband. Boss: Is one bottle enough for him to drink? Your husband's alcohol is famous! Wife: A bottle to drink may not be enough, but a smashed bottle is enough.
In the past six months, I have just been promoted to deputy manager, I have money, and I have bought a few more clothes for my wife. Yesterday, I secretly picked up her mother, in order to surprise her, I asked my mother-in-law to hide outside the door, I entered the door, mysteriously said to my wife: "Wife, I tell you a news, don't get excited after hearing it." Wife: "I have been so good to me recently, there must be ghosts, and there are women outside?" I nodded, "Hmm! My wife turned her head and rushed to the kitchen with a kitchen knife: "Today you either die, or I live..."
A new intern from the unit asked me to bring it, and I was busy to familiarize him with the documents. In the evening, I got a haircut, and the next day I told him in detail about the work and how to deal with emergencies. He praised me at that time: Teacher, you are really powerful, unlike yesterday's second goods, you know to let me see the documents!
The wife of a boxer woke up by a noise in the night, she saw a thief standing in the bedroom, she did not hurry to wake up her husband, calmly said: "Honey, get up, someone is looking for you as a tutor." ”
Goku and Jiro God fight, Goku said: Is there no one in the Heavenly Palace, how can I send a disabled person? Jiro God was furious: Hugh wants to insult me, why am I disabled? Goku said: Why do you still have a guide dog with three eyes, shouldn't it be a lack of heart eyes?
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