Original title: Happy smile: Big sister, I'll give you another 200, you go!
1. Happy laughter and hilarious joke: Beauty: Handsome, how about you give me 20 yuan and I will be your girlfriend for a day? Handsome: Okay! Then the girl takes the boy to the big mall! Beauty: Husband, I want this bag, I want this shoes, watches, necklaces......... Handsome guy: It's too expensive, don't buy it! The beauty shouted: You have no conscience and don't buy me anything. Everyone around looked at him! The handsome guy cried and hugged the woman's thigh and said: Big sister, I'll give you another 200 for you to go!
2, happy laugh hilarious joke: A boy receives a text message from his favorite girl: Do you love me? The boy replied immediately: I like the feeling of being with you, your kindness, your gentleness, your eyes--- the girl replied: But I'm not interested in you anymore! The boy hesitated and asked: Do I remember that you didn't have feelings for me? The beauty replied: Yes, there is a feeling! But just now I texted ten men at the same time and asked, "Do you love me?" "People immediately replied "Love!" "You're many seconds late!
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3. Happy laughter and hilarious joke: A buddy went on a blind date yesterday. I asked him, "How was the blind date yesterday?" He sighed and said, "That woman, hey, can be called a 'three-convex' beauty!" My eyes lit up, "Three convexities? Two of them are convex chest and buttocks, such a body is very explosive. And what does a convex mean? Wouldn't it be a lower abdomen? The friend suddenly burst into tears and said: "I can still accept it if it is the lower abdomen, but unfortunately this last bulge is - Adam's apple!" "Oh, this is from Thailand!
4, happy laugh hilarious joke: wife: how is it, walking on the street today, someone called me a beauty... Husband: Really? Wife, you should hold him a little ... The wife slapped the table: what do you mean? Husband: Wife, I mean your beauty blinds his eyes... The wife lowered her hand: Get out ...
5. Happy laughter and hilarious jokes: 1. Think of the beauty Pan Jinlian, you know how sweet my taste is. 2. When proud, there are mostly villains around, and friends when they are in trouble. 3. Since you are wearing a low-cut skirt, why do you still use a paper fan to block the anxious death! 4. If a woman is a book, your body is like a series of books. 5. Marriage is like a boat in the waves, there are many stories when the wind is tailwind, and there are many accidents when the wind is headwind. 6. One hundred years of cultivation on the same boat, three years of cultivation to sleep through the shop, graduation month to take care of each other. 7. Compile my experience into a script, and an out-of-print "Peach Blossom Robbery" was born. 8. There must be a bottom line in everything - even if you are a hooligans, you must also be a hooligan. 9. It takes more than ten years from a baby to an adult, and it only takes more than ten seconds from an adult to a man.