The film you're going to tear up today, as soon as you look at the shaky picture at the beginning, this ugly font can be roughly felt, oh... This is a product of our childhood era of renting discs. Of course if you don't know what a rental disc is... Oh, please call me uncle...
I remember that year I was still young, and I made up classes with my brother who was also a scumbag, and the biggest happiness was to walk for half an hour after writing my homework and spend 2 yuan to rent a VCD to watch movies together. So at that time, the most favorite thing to watch was the theme related to brothers, such as "Jianghu", "Underworld", "Across the Sea" and so on... And in earlier years, it will be counted to a series of films paired by Jackie Chan and Hong Jinbao, such as today's "Five Lucky Stars of Strange Schemes".
At the beginning of the film, the teapot played by the protagonist and director Hong Jinbao, dressed in black, cosplay Conan's unexposed murderer. Running to steal at home, but was caught by a group of people, at this time only to see a woman rushing to the ground, frantically rubbing the large mouth of the teapot with her fragrant lips. The people next to them were clapping their blessings and watching infatuatedly as they spread dog food. Brothers, don't you think he dresses like a thief? After waiting for the tofu to finish eating, I took off the hood and found that, wow, it turns out that you are not the person I want to wait for. It can be seen that these group actors are either blind or stupid. And after the teapot fled in a hurry, the gang remembered to press the alarm bell, which is still too late, everyone has reached the roof. Oh, it's too late, it turns out that the police car is waiting downstairs... Okay, this is how the teapot went to prison, the brother who encountered four difficulties, the brother who was curly hair, the handsome vaseline, the car craftsman exhaust pipe and the undercover police detective Rankus, 5 people felt sorry for each other, joined hands to get out of prison, with the little sister of curly hair, reformed the evil and returned to the right to start a business together, and embarked on the road to prosperity.
At this time, two strange men with roses on their chests appeared, and they made eye contact as if to say, "Hey, you're the one who is dating me?" That's right! I brought the room book with me! Let's go... Under the cover of the basic situation, this is actually a gangster's counterfeit money board transaction. Coincidentally, he was bumped into by the intruding police with the characteristics of Jackie Chan. So he walked in the footsteps of the devil and chased the prisoners. Only to see Jackie Chan fly down, jump up, from a broken neighborhood... Notice that it's really a dilapidated neighborhood, jumping into the luxurious commercial area. Let Doraemon's arbitrary doors be eclipsed, and let Marvel's Quicksilver bow down. Could it be that this is the legendary Fancy Skate Shift Dafa? It is said that the pace can easily surpass the Mercedes-Benz car, hahahahaha... But the suspect who can't catch up with the runner... Okay, in order to catch up with the suspect, Jackie Chan used his hips to shake off a motorcycle driver on the road, and then turned his head and said, I'm sorry, I'm a policeman. Oops, I want to say something for the motorcycle driver: "Who knows? ”
After a drag racing scene, it is indispensable to have a loser link, Jackie Chan forced the robbers to stop on the road, resulting in a major accident of 50 cars rear-ending. They can't see the car accident in front of them, don't know how to stop early? Why is that? Because these group actors are either blind or stupid. Come and get in place, line up, prepare, crash! ...... Okay, the briefcase containing the counterfeit bill board in the chase accidentally landed in the teapot in their car.
So the gang that was originally traded had a fight with the group of five + little sister in order to grab the power board, only to see the little sister being pushed down, being forcibly hugged, being forcibly hugged, and being pushed down again. The so-called soldier can not be humiliated, in public you and I are so pulling and pulling, how can I marry? Thinking of this, the little sister was indignant, and concentrated her energy on gathering her legs to make a shadowless foot that violated physics, instantly kicking the person out of a parabola. The teapot is intolerable to see that the beloved woman is being bullied. Chong Guan angrily used the flying body to bounce legs. Judging from his stature, it can be said that he injured eight hundred and lost a thousand.
The ending of the story is, of course, that the protagonist must win, marry the little sister, and go to the peak of life. Why did a few people with bare hands kill the gang with guns? No way, the little brother can't stand the big brother is a pig. The protagonist is going to be punched, "Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! The younger brother was being beaten, but the eldest brother stood by the side indifferently. It can only be said that the eldest brother you are with is either a blind man or a fool. And as for why the little sister would fall in love with the short and poor teapot instead of the rich and handsome Vaseline? It is true that people will stir ah ~ ~ as long as the routine is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and iQiyi searches for "Strange Schemes and Five Lucky Stars" to learn it by themselves.
Such a film, from the current point of view, naturally can not be regarded as wonderful. But at that time, there was no computer and no special effects, for a little visual effect, the person dared to be real. Whether it is Jackie Chan or Hong Jinbao, their dedication to movies and their "roughness" to themselves have also accompanied us through an era. This film is two and a half stars, if you are also an old man who has feelings for the rental disc era, you may wish to reminisce about it, at least save 2 yuan.
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