Now the society is very inclusive, talk show actor Xu Zhisheng became famous all over the world because of his unique appearance and funny jokes, and he was in the limelight for a while, and even the old-timer, the real handsome guy Pang Bo, was a little out of reach.
In ancient times, there were also several ancient versions of Xu Zhisheng who were only stronger than weak in all aspects, but they didn't seem to have such good luck:
"Cultural circle" Xu Zhisheng
After writing "Peony Pavilion", Tang Xianzu became the object of affection of thousands of girls, and there was a beautiful woman who vowed not to marry Tang Xianzu, Tang Xianzu said that he was too old and inappropriate, and the woman did not believe it. Once when Tang Xianzu invited guests to dinner by the West Lake, the woman was so excited that she hurried to watch, only to see that Tang Xianzu turned out to be an ugly old man with a hunchback and limping with a cane. The woman sighed: "Originally, I thought that as long as he had talent and appearance, it would be fine, but I didn't expect him to be ugly like that, my life is too bad." Then he plopped into West Lake.
The Tang literati Luo Yin's poetry was outstanding, and he was admired by the daughter of Prime Minister Zheng Bi. In particular, the poem "Zhang Hua speaks like Dan, not as good as Liu Hou's book", which Zheng admired the most and chanted from time to time. Zheng Bi saw that his daughter liked Luo Yin Shiwen, so he intended to match the two. He deliberately summoned Luo Yin and asked his daughter to hide behind the bead curtain to watch in advance. As a result, Luo Yin's appearance was so sorry for the audience, and Zheng was disappointed at first sight, and never mentioned Luo Yin again, and even stopped reading his poems.
Liu Bannong, a famous linguist and literary scholar during the Republic of China, was famous, and the latter female student sought to see him, and found that Liu Bannong was half an old man, and couldn't help but be slightly disappointed: I thought it was a young talent, how could it be such an old man? Liu Bannong was not angry, and also wrote a poem to laugh at himself:
Teach me how not to think of him,
Maybe a cup of tea together?
It turns out that such an old and decaying,
Teach me how to think about him again!
"Political" Xu Zhisheng
Among the Four Princes of the Warring States, Meng Yanjun is generally considered to be a gentle and personable handsome character. Once he had a short stop in Zhao Guo. Once the news of the arrival of big stars leaks, the enthusiasm of fans cannot be stopped. As soon as I arrived in a county town, I was surrounded by fans and fans who came to admire the name, three floors inside and three floors outside, I thought it was just a fan meeting with glow sticks flashing and popularity, but unexpectedly a very discordant voice came out of nowhere: I thought it was Lu Han, but I didn't expect it to be a talk show version ah, so short! So the tragedy happened, Meng Yanjun's face was not strange, and the surrounding bodyguards were furious: "Under the guests and companions, they killed hundreds of people and destroyed a county." "Hundreds of people were killed on the spot and a county was wiped out.
"Dongshi Edition" Xu Zhisheng
The following game can be called the ancient version of Pang Bo and Xu Zhisheng's battle! Let's take a look at the results:
"The World Speaks New Language, Rongzhi Fourteen": Pan Yuemiao has a good face and a good look. When Luoyang Dao was ejected from time to time, women met them, and they all joined hands to haunt them. Zuo Taichong (Zuo Si) was absolutely ugly, and also followed Yue You's example, so the group of concubines spit together and returned home!
Meaning: Pan Yue is handsome and talented, and is warmly sought after by women. In order to express their admiration for Pan Yue, they threw fruits into Pan Yue's car. And Zuo Si, the one who made Luoyang paper expensive, saw that Pan An was so popular with women, and also decided to learn from Pan An to drive out to wander, as a result, what Zuo Si was waiting for in the car was not the fruit that the women threw at him, but the spit that the women spat on him.
Zuo Si was hit hard after he went back, and almost wanted to burn "Sandu Fu"!
It's really homogeneous and different lives, but why not!