I married a wife in the game, a technical dish, a sweet talker, and a very rich one.
When she met her, she suddenly typed and said: Husband... Actually I'm a man...
Isn't that a coincidence?
I replied: "Well, I'm actually a woman."
It turns out that the most exciting thing to play the game is not to meet the shemale number, but to meet another shemale when one person has a demon number.
1
She was the cute new little girl I picked up in front of the copy door.
Not of high level, wearing the fashion that just came out of the game mall, with shiny special effects on the weapons in his hand, he looks like a RMB player.
She stood at the door of the copy and typed and shouted: Please the great god to bring o(*^@^*)o paid!
It doesn't matter if the money is not money, the main thing is to help the newcomers more.
Immediately put forward a team application to the other party, fortunately, although the boss of the cute sister is technical, she never blindly directs, plus the settlement is fast, and we are familiar with each other.
A while ago, because she wanted to participate in the new couple mission on the official website, we got married in the game.
Anyway, they are all girls, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about.
In order to make it more convenient to form a team to communicate, I also specially pulled her into the union, and from then on, Ben went down together and the monsters fought together. But who knew that just before the union was about to organize a meeting of the foundation, she suddenly talked to me privately.
A little meow: Husband... Actually, I'm a man.
The boss of the cute sister usually called my husband, at first because the other people in the team were coaxed. Now girls often joke with each other, calling each other "husband" and "wife", and they also laugh and laugh.
At this point, looking at the pink dialog box above the other character's head, I slowly typed out a line of ellipsis.
Cosmic Great: ......
No, girl.
Are you blind to me? There are big masters who use emoji all day long, and their speech is sweeter and more cute than my woman's. Cheng Ri Chong in the game store Kryptonite first line, the daily mantra is - my female goose is so cute!
Right.
The word ta is goose, not child.
A clear male voice sounded in the headphones, only to hear the other party cough a few times, with a little embarrassment in the tone.
"I'm really a man..." He paused, as if he couldn't find a word to call me for a while, and only after half a moment did he lower his voice and shout almost angrily, "Husband..."
……
Good guys, it's not a prank.
I'm a little confused.
Can cute love game cp suddenly changed from cute sister to man? No wonder everyone always says that the network is unreliable, who knows the tea selling sister who chats opposite, is not a foot-cutting man behind it.
A crisp keyboard tapping sound came from the headphones.
A little meow: Sorry, I really didn't mean it. At first, I used the male number, but the operation was not good, and no one took care of the team.
A small meow: Later, a friend came up with the idea to let me register a female number, saying that female players are more popular in the game.
A little meow: I wanted to talk to you before, but I couldn't find the right opportunity to speak, so I delayed until now.
A little meow: But after thinking about it for half a day today, I still decided to clarify the facts with you, and I am sorry to cause you to misunderstand...
The original fluent tapping sound paused here, showing the hesitation of the person on the headphones.
He typed for half a day, but in the end five words popped up on the screen – you're a good guy.
Sudden good guy card.
2
I rummaged around for half a day, vaguely feeling that something had gone wrong.
The account was created three years ago, when the game was on fire, and many girls were drawn into the pit due to the beautiful scenes and the face-pinching system.
My roommate Liao Mei is one of them.
She pinched herself a cute girl with a round face and big eyes, and named her Little Princess of the Universe. He also chose a handsome male character by the way, named the universe big straight man. And boasted about Haikou, to do a pair of gold medal CPs with me in the game jianghu.
But before he could see the changes, after three minutes of heat dissipated, Liao Mei immediately turned around and played other games, the name of which was to expand his own jianghu dimension. On the contrary, I was dragged into the pit by it at the beginning, and I played from the open service public test to the present.
Because I didn't bother to re-establish the number, I have been using the account of the big straight man of the universe.
Nevertheless, I have never deliberately concealed my gender from the outside world. Most of the people in the union knew that I was actually a girl. It's just that because I don't have the habit of chatting and bursting photos on weekdays, plus the game operation is not bad, so many people joke that "male brother is a real man".
"Brother Boy" also became a nickname for me in the union.
Now a little meow suddenly sent me a good guy card.
It's hard to do... Does the other person really think I'm a man?
That's a big mess.
I hurriedly typed to stop the other person's explanation.
Cosmic Straight Man: Wait, what makes me a good person.
Cosmic Straight Man: You don't think I like you, do you?
A little meow: Huh?
The other party was obviously caught off guard by this question, and did not type, and honestly spoke through the voice of the team: "A few days ago, the Great White Rabbit Milk Candy said in the union channel that there would be a party at the end of the year. The roll call asked me to be there, saying that the boy had found a cute little daughter-in-law."
Great White Rabbit Milk Candy is the elder in the union, and he loves gossip and eating melon on weekdays.
She will not know that I am a girl, this is clearly deliberately teasing a small meow to play, but the little newcomer did not understand the situation, so he rushed to expose the vest to me, lest the base heat up.
Poor silly kid.
Knowing the situation, I spoke out to comfort him: You can rest assured, I don't like you.
"Hmm..."
The male voice in the headphones, with a little uncertainty, seemed to be assessing the veracity of my words. To keep the other person from thinking wildly, I simply turned on the team voice button and smiled.
"Rest assured, I'm not interested in lilies."
Before a small meow, the gender in my eyes was female, and as a straight woman, how could I think about him.
「……」
I thought that a small meow would be relieved, but who knew that as soon as the voice fell, the end of the headphones suddenly fell silent, and even the current sound was gone.
Instead, Liao Mei, the roommate in the next bed, smelled the smell and asked in a loud voice without excitement,
"Lily?" Shinshin, who's going to you with lilies?"
This ear is also too smart.
Hurriedly covered the microphone and made a silent gesture to Liao Mei. When I looked back at the screen, I found that the ID of "a little meow" in the team list was actually grayed out.
No way?
The fact that I am a woman can directly scare the other party to the point of dropping!
Half a moment later, the ID lit up again, and his microphone flashed in the team list.
"The net is not good."
I spoke very quickly, as if I didn't believe it.
Covering the smile that was about to erupt in my throat, I nodded solemnly, "Yes, the net is not good."
The other person was silent for two seconds.
He began to speak normally in a clear and clean voice, like a cold lemon tea in the summer, but now because of shyness and embarrassment, the volume is very low, and he speaks with a lot of breath.
There was a slight awkwardness in his tone: "So... So let's both level off, shall we?"
Although I didn't want to hide from him, after all, it was a misunderstanding of the other party, so I replied simply and neatly.
"Okay."
At that moment, I seemed to hear him breathe softly as if relieved.
"Ding."
The system mailbox suddenly beeps at this point.
Click to see that it is actually a game set that I have coveted for a long time but have not started. In fact, since I had a good time with a little meow, I have stopped accepting gifts or other training fees from him.
Look at the permanent suit in the warehouse that shines with a dark purple light.
This is...... Sealing fee?
The big guy may feel that his procedures are already in place, and he has enough confidence when he speaks.
"Since we said it, we can also change the name in the future."
Man.
I really don't recognize people when I turn my face, and it's not the time when you were sweet and sweet in the team and called my husband to sell cuteness.
Although I complained like this in my heart, after all, I took the short hand, plus now that I have dropped the vest, the husband and wife who joked between the little sisters before are really not suitable for us.
I thought to myself, "Or else would you call me Brother Boy?"
He refused without thinking, "No."
It's really weird and troublesome.
"Then call me Xinxin, my friends call me that."
"Shin Shin." His voice was good, the name he had heard earlier, but when he held it in his mouth, he couldn't help but get goosebumps, "You can call me Wen... Yu."
At the end, Wen Yu paused inaudibly for a few seconds.
After all, it is an Internet friend, I am too lazy to pick up these details, the two happily reached a consensus, decided to maintain his cute sister image in front of people in the future, and privately make friends and chat normally.
3
Having said that, this happened and the interaction was inevitably not as close as at the beginning.
When I thought that the opposite side was actually a man, the word "wife" was ridiculous, and I could no longer type out.
Externally, I began to call Wen Yu's ID nickname instead.
I guess I am afraid that I think I am a pervert, and he has also retracted a lot when he speaks, no longer wearing his newly purchased fashion to show off in circles in the team, or sending too many cute emoji, from a cute girl to a saw-mouthed gourd.
During a daily quest teaming up, White Rabbit Milk Candy suddenly asked in the team channel.
Great White Rabbit Milk Candy: Meowth, are you emo now? I didn't speak since I entered the copy. Are you having an affair with your brother?
Great White Rabbit Milk Candy: Brother Boy! You can't bully Meowth! What a cute girl.
This guy was obviously confused and thought that Wen Yu was a cute girl under the skin, and wanted to tease him.
Cosmic Straight Man: ... What's the fuss about?
I was thinking about how to resolve the other party's doubts, but I saw a pink dialog box pop up above the head of the playful Lori, who had been muffled from the beginning.
A little meow: because my husband said that he likes quiet girls (๑ ̅ ꇴ ̅๑)!
Help me!
The water I just drank instantly sprayed onto the screen. I seemed to be able to see Wen Yu, a man, knocking down this passage with a flushed face in front of the game screen, so I deliberately joked with him.
Cosmic Straight Man: Say what, my wife is good.
Great White Rabbit Milk Candy: Good fellow, the lilies of the hometown are blooming. Bump to bump!
A little meow: Huh?
Great White Rabbit Milk Candy: Oh ~ Meowth don't know yet? The male brother is actually a girl hahahahahaha.
Wen Yu did not speak.
I sent him a private message.
The big straight man of the universe and a small meow whispered: Is the net okay?
4
Wen Yu completely exploded, and for several days in a row, he was not willing to take care of me.
At that time, he sounded gentle and gentle in his voice, but he did not expect that his temper was not small. But after all, it was my own loss, I could only bow my head and apologize first, specially went to the copy to play rare materials, and combined a limited fashion for the recent activities to give to Wen Yu, only to coax the other party to this breath.
This fashion is designed to cater to Halloween.
A black little demon suit that the character wears and then uses the skill, and also triggers special effects.
Looking at the little black demon on the screen who kept experimenting with special effects, I inexplicably fell into thought. Looking at the scene in front of me, I always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't say it for a moment and a half.
Or Wen Yu played enough, and took the initiative to type to indicate reconciliation.
A small meow: the next example o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)
Cosmic Straight Man: Thank you so much.
Suddenly I feel like I am now living like a man who buys a bag to make his wife happy.
I couldn't help but snort.
……
5
It is said that quantitative change leads to qualitative change.
When the embarrassment reaches a certain extreme, people do not know why they are embarrassed. In the following days, Wen Yu broke the jar and broke it, returning to the normal state of the old cute sister.
According to the person's own explanation, it was because he had already set up a cute sister's personality before, so now he could only continue to go according to the previous setting.
Although it sounded very reasonable, Wen Yu's performance was inevitably too skilled and too natural. Especially for the use of emoji, it is simply to the point of pure fire.
[Union] A little meow: In a few days someone is going to form a group to play a new copy ₍๑•⌔•๑ ₎⸝
[Union] Pippi God: Eh? Are new copies out?
[Union] a small meow: I see the official website posted |д ́)!!
[Union] Great White Rabbit Milk Candy: It seems to be, just issued. Meowth news is quite well-informed haha!
[Union] a little meow: Well, when the time comes, let's all be o(*^@^*)o
Looking at Wen Yu, who was chatting with people on the channel, I couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you embarrassed?"
At that time, he was teaming up with me alone to brush the daily routine, this task is not difficult, so basically I spawn monsters in front, he touches the fish in the back, and occasionally gives me a little blood.
Hearing my remarks, he faintly replied, "Don't you find that shouting people like this is the fastest?"
Subconsciously, I looked at the union channel, and indeed there were many people who wanted to organize a group to open up new copies.
Listen to this sober analysis.
If it wasn't for Wen Yu and I connected to Mai, otherwise I really couldn't believe that the other party was the cute cute girl who played "Boo" in the chat.
After quickly gathering his teammates in the union, Wen Yu continued, "Besides, one time you are born and two times you are cooked."
Me: "???"
Friend, this idea of yours is very dangerous!
I deliberately threatened, "You're not afraid I'll poke you."
I thought he would refute it as before, but who knew that the other party actually only softly "huhed": "If you want to go, go there," with an arrogant taste, "Anyway, you are also an accomplice."
Me: "..."
Nothing seems to be wrong with logic.
Careless!
……
6
The lights in the dormitory turn off at 10 o'clock, and by the time the task is completed, it is almost 9:30.
After I packed up the materials in the package, I sent a private chat to Wen Yu.
Cosmic Straight Man: I'm down, and the lights are going out in the bedroom.
A little meow: Are you still in school? (⊙_⊙)
Cosmic Straight Man: Well, senior year. Speaking of which, you don't need to have an emoji when we talk, right?
A little meow: Oh, you wait (°ー°〃)
It took half a minute for the dialog box to flash again.
A little meow: It's off.
What do you mean.
Wen Yu said this without a head, and I couldn't help but type and ask him.
Cosmic Straight Man: What do you mean?
A small meow: Emoji.
A small meow: The input method made by a friend can insert an appropriate emoji expression at the end of the sentence according to the keywords you type.
This friend really grasped the essence of Meng Mei's speech. Thinking about it now, Wen Yu could set up a cute person in front of everyone before, and this input method accounted for a lot of credit.
……
When I washed and brushed my teeth, I remembered the new copy that everyone had just discussed in the union channel, so I bit the toothbrush, slid open the mobile phone with my right hand, clicked into the official website home page to see the new expansion pack, and the brushing experience summarized by others in the forum.
When Liao Mei passed, she glanced at my screen curiously, and after seeing the content, she couldn't help but smile: "Ye Zhixin, do you want to play a game so hard?"
Spitting out the mouthwash in my mouth, I glared at her.
"That's not the fire pit you dragged me into."
She smiled and said, "Oh, I know you're so single-minded, I won't change your game."
Liao Mei walked to the side and put down the water cup: "By the way, there is good news!"
"What's the good news?"
Liao Mei: "Aren't you looking for an internship?" I heard from a student at W Studio today that they were recently recruiting interns, do you want to push her contact information to you?"
W Studio is the producer of the online game I play on weekdays.
Isn't this exactly what dozing meets handing pillows?
My eyes lit up: "May! I love you to death."
Regardless of the fact that his hands had not yet dried up, he immediately pounced on them and gave the other party a big bear hug, causing Liao Mei to jump to his feet in anger and screaming in the washroom: "Ye Zhixin, you little man who will take revenge!"