About author:National first-class writer, cultural master. Famous calligrapher and social activist.
Sun Dacao went into a rage and fell into online dating.
He believes that humanity will eventually be destroyed by the Internet. But he was reluctant and decided to give it a try before he was destroyed.
A beautiful woman called and asked him where he lived. Sun Dacao's spirit was invigorated, and his tiredness was completely gone.
The blue sky and white clouds in the mountains behind the community. Sun Dacao's heart peach blossomed.
He reported the name of his neighborhood as quickly as possible. Beauty said, "Quote your full name." ”
The back hill of the community is blue sky and white clouds.
Sun Dacao's mood was even more intense. Said: "The cosmic solar system, the eastern hemisphere of the earth, the ×× of the People's Republic of China×× Province×× District ..."
He suddenly thought of something, and stopped. Q: "Where are you?" ”
Beauty said, "I'm Gollum Uluru Gollum! ”
Sun Dacao didn't hear clearly. Please repeat it!
Beauty said it again. Sun Dacao still didn't hear clearly and said, "Speak slowly, bite the word clearly." ”
Northern Shaanxi jujube.
The beauty said it again, and Sun Dacao did not hear clearly again. Say: "In Mandarin. Vinegar in Mandarin is also OK, but I straighten my tongue and say it. ”
Beauty slowed down and said word for word. Sun Dacao finally heard clearly that it was the "×× City ×× Joint Prevention and Control Command."
Like a basin of cold water poured down. Sun Dacao said: "Well, I thought it was my online girlfriend." ”
Beauty said: "According to the records, you have recently been to the Y love high-risk zone. The command informs you to report to your community. ”
As soon as Sun Dacao was stunned, the peach blossoms in his heart no longer bloomed.
The author (right) collects the wind at Luoguan Primary School
He said, "Oh beauty, how can that be? I haven't been out lately. Even the date with the girlfriend was canceled! ”
Beauty said, "I don't care about this. We are organizational experts based on big data, there is no mistake. ”
Sun Dacao's mouth was no longer sharp: "Oh... Doesn't that mean big data knows everything? Why do you still have to ask where my family lives? It turns out that the famous and famous global magic knows that the world is invincible, and we can only hope for the big data that is not the same. What should be known is not known, and what should not be known is all known! ”
Sun Dacao suddenly became afraid.
According to the logical reasoning that the Guiyang bus overturned in the middle of the night and killed and injured more than 40 people, Sun Dacao was dragged as a dog to the dog meat shop to cook one day, but it was just a cooking accident with the wrong ingredients, and there was no dime to do with the killing.
The author conducts research on license plate manufacturing enterprises in Gansu.
Sun Dacao was horrified and lost his soul.
It has been a month since the old man in Shanghai's Yangpu District died, and the health code is still being updated. Records show that the deceased had H-acid four times a month.
Big data is terrifying.
Sun Dacao asked, "Has my yard changed color?" Don't be afraid of your jokes, I won't use a smartphone, I can't see the code you assigned. Giving me red, green, and green colorful codes is equivalent to a eunuch marrying a wife,—— wasting resources! ”
Sun Dacao spoke incoherently and incoherently: "I have not been out. I played hide-and-seek with a few stray dogs in the back mountains... Oh yes, the abyss beneath my feet. If I jump, will everything be clean and clear? My health code will not be updated by big data again. Right? ......
"Hey, hey, pretty girl, are you listening?" What should I do next? Listen to whom? ”
……
There was no answer, and Beauty's phone hung up.
The author returns to the land of his hometown
Editor: Wang Jian