How crazy are the big geese abroad? Mouth soldiers, flying tigers! Attack the orangutans! Today, let's get to know that 4.5 million Canadian geese are flooded and staged a "man-goose war", why is the local government helpless?
If you mention the animals that Canadians are most afraid of, the Cana goose is definitely on the list, one bloody example after another,
All show that this goose is not a good species, just because of the more eyes of the goose in the crowd, there is no time to escape, directly flying on the face!
In the worst case, a Ottawa woman, Sulman, was riding when she encountered a flock of geese crossing the road. As bold as she didn't stop and give way. The last big goose didn't say a word and launched a brutal attack. A large cut was made in her right eye socket, her cheekbones were broken, and her teeth were lost. Street Fighter's indiscriminate attacks make urban pedestrians unbearable, even if you walk well on the road, the geese still peck correctly, a red mark in one bite! Even seven- or eight-year-old children succumbed to its "iron mouth"! Suppressed beyond movement! Why are Canada Goose so crazy?
First of all, Canada's climate is very suitable for it to stay, the city's ponds, river amber just for the Canada goose, to provide shelter, as a vegetarian they, hard to be used to tourists, meat is not afraid! As long as it is the person who eats it does not refuse, excessive coddling, get used to eating to open the mouth, bread, potato chips! Even if there are many incidents of goose injuries, the local government still does not include it as a pest, and even protects it.
If you hurt these urban migratory birds, you'll not only face a three-year prison sentence, but you'll also face a $1 million fine! Therefore, many victims think that they are unlucky, and there is no need to lose half a lifetime of wealth for a goose! Facts have proved that the government's excessive protection cannot be exchanged for the understanding of the goose, and the war between man and goose has become more and more intense! On the way to work, facing the aerial birds walking the road, the car stopped the birds,
Longer than waiting for the red light, the other party has wings, a spread is one meter six one meter seven, hey, people just don't fly! The most frightening thing is rush hour! The goose abused me a thousand times, and I treated the goose like a first love! After encroaching on the road, this group of disaster stars began to enter the house, and even the residents' lawn began to occupy! The small mouth rattled, like a drill, and the green carpet was full of holes! A place for leisure and entertainment, reduced to a feeding ground for Canada goose! When cleaning up, the goose dung can't bear to look at it directly!
In the face of the flood of geese, it can't be beaten, and it can't understand scolding! So what to do? Maybe for Canadians, the goose is the treasure of the heart, but the beautiful country can be ruthless, once beyond the controllable range, carry out the goose extermination operation,
Directly refer to the way turkey is cooked, roast goose, packaged into food, and sent to the slums free of charge! If there is too much meat, donate it directly to charity and distribute it by them! In contrast, in Canada, it is more gentle to steal eggs, freeze the goose eggs and put them back, spray insect repellent by the way, issue hunting permits in limited quantities, and this goose is not a resident guest, but only comes back once a year.
Even the New Zealand geese did not let go, and the experience of Canada is the same! The reason why these geese are so arrogant is precisely because they rely on the protection of animal protection personnel and the government that they can run amok! Seeing this, netizens from various countries began to give advice, and Russian netizens suggested that a hunting contest be held.
Arouse people's desire to win or lose, beautiful national netizens feel that they can be made into down jackets, it is the turn of Chinese foodies, simple and rough, think it is suitable for shooting top chefs, and boil oil! You know, when it comes to the hundreds of ways to eat goose meat, no one is more professional than China chef! The so-called Mirror Lake pond turns over the waves, and the wild birds occupy the road and there are many fierce birds. If you meet on the road, you should come up with a clever plan to catch the gray goose.