In India, something bizarre can always happen. The Indian people can always destroy people's three views with all kinds of confusing and strange operations, and they always have a kind of self-confidence that they don't know where they come from.
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Could it be that they dare to drink the water of the Ganges, which is full of garbage, and eat all kinds of special foods that look like they are stomach-wracking? You think that's it? They also drink cow urine drinks, because they believe that cow urine can keep them safe from disease, and in celebration of the festival, the Indian people will pray for health, prosperity, and even attempts in the form of mutual cow dung. Cow dung chips dominate the world, and India is the only country in the world to bomb its own ports with missiles.
India's method of fending off the virus is even more unique, they carry lime powder-filled tubes and throw them around, and even spray water into the crowd with sprinkler trucks to disinfect people. Indian newspapers have also boasted that their economy and technology are far ahead of the rest of the world.
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Indians call our Shanghai Little Mumbai because they think that Shanghai will need at least 30 years to develop to the level of Mumbai today, and they are not ashamed to say that China needs to develop for thirty or fifty years to catch up with India.
But the real situation may disappoint the Indian people, because China's GDP is six times that of India, Shanghai's GDP is three times that of Mumbai, and India is always full of mouths to run trains. Could it be cow dung?
When it comes to China's sacred beasts, everyone will think of dragons and phoenixes or national treasure pandas, so if you talk about India, what animals can you think of? Yes, the cow, the bull who bragged, the social status of the cow in India is incomparably noble, and in India, the status of the sacred cow even exceeds that of some low-caste people.
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If a human violates or inflicts damage on a cow, you will most likely incur the scourge of death because you have offended the gods.
India has the largest number of cattle in the world, but most of the cattle cannot be slaughtered or bought and sold, because in Indian culture, cattle are very noble. The cow is regarded as a sacred beast by the Hindus, because the cow is the mount of the Hindu god Shiva, and most people in India are Hindu believers who believe in reincarnation of the cow into mysterious India, and many Hindus will be reincarnated as old cows in the next life.
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Even today, when science and technology are so developed, Indians still respect cattle like gods. Hindus do not allow beef to be eaten, and although there are cattle farms in India, they can only provide milk, milk and cow dung as fuel. Although cattle cannot be slaughtered for meat, they are used as farming cattle in a few parts of India.
So in some urban and rural areas of India there are old cattle, sick cattle. Dead cattle abound, so in India, cattle can roam freely without worrying about being blocked, even if it affects traffic and makes it difficult for pedestrians, Indians will respectfully make way for these cattle.
Even the Indian government has introduced relevant laws to protect the sacred cow, stipulating that eating a bite of beef will be sentenced to nine years in prison, which is the same as the punishment for killing, and there are three major disciplines and eight points of attention on the sacred cow, you can't beat the cow, scold the cow, abuse the cow, can't let the cow starve, but also have good food and drink offerings, and the living conditions are superior to the ordinary people in India.
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Under such superior conditions, India's cattle are increasing and gradually becoming a burden on the Indian state. India has more than 300 million cattle, firmly ranking first in the world, but the economic role is not large. Indian monks held a ceremony once a year to show respect for the cattle, and they also established many sacred cow nursing homes with merchants, adopted old cattle that were too old and infirm to forage for themselves until they died, and formed the National Cow Dung Association with the government.
But raising so many cattle requires a lot of cost, so how can we reduce costs and increase revenues? So india's cow dung association joined forces with some Indian companies to make cow urine into a hot cow urine drink, its advertising slogan is, whether it is diabetes or heart disease, as long as you drink my cow urine drink, smart IQ will occupy the high ground, the virus will not go up.
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So they hype the role of cow urine drinks, which led to a strange phenomenon in the Indian folk, that is, rich people go to health care stores every day to buy cow urine to drink, people without money chase cow farts early in the morning, just to take a bite of the freshest cow morning urine, these companies see that cow urine drinks are so hot, afraid of others imitation infringement, for this reason, India also deliberately applied for more than ten patents for cow urine.
Some manufacturers of cow urine drinks have a lofty goal, that is, to catch up with Coca-Cola and make cow urine drinks appear on the table around the world. I think it is unlikely that this wish will be realized, because no country in the world except India can be so heavy on taste.
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But the capitalists are crazy in their pursuit of profits, and it is enough to have cow urine drinks, so cow dung is targeted by them. At first, the use of cow dung in India is still relatively normal, Indians will dry cow dung, and then burn the fire to cook, but there is no money to be earned by cooking on the fire, is this not a shameless waste?
So these capitalists began to operate, as the eyes of capital into the cow dung world, the painting style became more and more strange, cow dung actually entered the daily chemical products, yes, you heard it right, is to use cow dung to make soap, shampoo, facial cleanser, and toothpaste, brush your teeth with cow dung toothpaste, this is simply incredible, what kind of taste will it be?
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I don't dare to think, and the cow dung used in these daily chemicals is still very exquisite, these cow dung must be cattle raised in nature, and cattle in captivity are not, which is full of "craftsman spirit" made in India.
But even with such application, cow dung is still inexhaustible, so how can those crazy Indian capitalists be willing to waste this cow dung so much? So what to do? In line with the principle of not abandoning, not giving up, India turned around and studied the match-driven cow dung lamp, and it is said that India mobilized hundreds of biologists in India in order to invent this cow dung lamp. Materials scientists and engineers came together and were confident in it, vowing to carry it forward.
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India's major media are also rushing to report, saying that this is a very successful revolution in the Indian cow dung industry and the pride of India. But reality slapped them hard, cow dung lamp sales in India is not ideal, and it did not take long for cow dung lamps to disappear in India.
The times are progressing, science and technology are developing, Indian cow dung should also keep up with the times, after the cow dung lamp boom, Indians will push cow dung into the high-tech field, so in 2018, Indian cow dung has entered the so-called new material field, the earliest time is planned to be used to make diodes, at first these capitalists have a clear goal, that is, must use cow dung to benefit the Indian people, to India unprecedented light.
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Unfortunately, until today, I have not seen a light-emitting diode made of cow dung, and I don't know if I can still use India's cow dung diode in my lifetime? Although the cow dung diode failed, the people of India said that we were not afraid of failure, and turned around and put into research on the new application of cow dung.
Immediately after the launch of a new product "cow dung chip", responsible for the project of the National Cow Dung Association declared that this chip can not only prevent radiation, used in mobile phones can also increase the body resistance, this is simply too powerful, Xiaobian admired the five bodies to the ground. For this chip, Xiaobian has a doubt, how does this 12 cm long and ten cm wide thing fit into the mobile phone?
I don't know if you have the ability to help India solve this problem? At present, the cow dung chip is priced at 50 to 100 rupees, and more than 500 cattle farms have entered the game in India, and the person in charge of the project also confidently said that the chip will be exported to the United States in the future to compete with countries around the world in the chip field.
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I don't know if the chip giants on the earth will tremble after hearing this news, and I don't know if this cow dung chip has a taste when it is used. In India, cow dung is used not only in technology, but also in medicine.
Since 2020, the new coronavirus pneumonia is still raging around the world, of course, India is not spared, and it seems to be more serious than other countries, just as scientists around the world are in full swing. When studying the specific drugs to fight the epidemic, Indian experts were the first to send good news, they have developed a special drug to fight the virus in cow dung, and have cured nearly 40 patients through experimental treatment.
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And the President of India also gave a positive reply, he affirmed the role of this drug, claiming that through this therapy can improve the immunity of Indians, and then fight the spread of the epidemic, this feeling is good, cow dung can be extracted from the vaccine, not only for India is a feat to save the people from fire and water, for the world is a gospel, so this vaccine is not what he said to the Indian side?
As for the result, until today, the epidemic in India has not been effectively controlled. It has to be said that India is a magical country, in India, cattle are omnipotent, although you can not eat beef, but cattle products can be applied in various fields of science and technology.
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But what is interesting is that a country that believes so much in cattle is the world's number one beef exporter.
It turns out that India believes in not ordinary cattle, but India's unique Indian tumor cattle, this kind of cow has a large hump on the back and looks like it is not an idle thing, so only the tumor cow is eligible to be a sacred cow.
But even if it is a sacred cow, it must be divided into three, six, nine and so on, most of the sacred cows still have to bear the heavy responsibility of ploughing the fields, pulling carts or producing milk, and only a very small number of white cows with particularly good looks will be placed in the temple to be enshrined and live a life of pampering.
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India not only has tumor cattle, but also an extremely large number of cattle and buffalo, especially buffalo in India is very large, India's climate and natural environment to provide buffalo with a good survival, but the status of buffalo in the cattle is low, they are not protected by Hinduism and law, can be slaughtered at will, the basic time is coming, it is a dead end.
And Indians don't eat beef at all, because there are still a small number of people in India who don't believe in Hinduism, such as Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, they also eat beef.
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But because about 80% of the population in India is Hindu, they do not kill cattle, nor do they eat beef, at this time there are very few people who eat beef in India, so India has become the world's first beef exporter. Nowadays, with the increasing development of India's leather industry and the rising profits of leather exports every year, many Indians have begun to harbor ghost fetuses under the temptation of interests, and have transformed their sacred cows into slaughterhouses.