"Transformation is Yan Control"
I am the first beauty in Beijing, but unfortunately I am a social terrorist and a social terrorist.
The emperor looked at me affectionately, and his fingers touched my lips: "Good face, how can you open your mouth?"
This story comes from Zhihu
1
I am a beautiful person who moves the world,
She is also the noble concubine of the first piece of the harem.
Every concubine in the palace,
I've heard my legends.
That year the apricot blossoms rained slightly,
The emperor fell in love with me at first sight and gave me a love poem.
The version that Xianfei passed on was "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix"
The version that Shufei passed on was "Shang Evil".
Only I know,
What he said was, "Beauty is beautiful, soulless."
At that time, I was dissatisfied: "Then you still let me into the palace!"
He said, "It's Yan Control."
On the first day of entering the palace,
The emperor summoned me to accompany him in his recital.
I'm terrified.
Because the next step in approving the fold is the harem interference, the next step in the harem interference is the dictatorship of foreign relatives, and the next step of the dictatorship of foreign relatives is the side of the Qing dynasty. The next step on the Side of the Qing Dynasty is to let the demon concubine Bai Aya poison
Choose one of the two wines
I went to see the emperor with a heavy heart,
He was watching the recital, and his first words were, "I heard that Aifei has a disease."
It seems that it is impossible to hide,
I said, "Your Majesty, the concubines did secretly raise chickens in the palace."
Emperor: "..."
He put down the fold and cleared his throat, "Are you sick?"
I said in a trance, "You scold your concubines?"
The emperor laughed,
He unfolded a secret letter and said, "I heard earlier that Aifei has a disease, and no matter what the situation, she will tell the truth."
I said in a cold sweat, "Yes."
He wouldn't have to ask me about family secrets would he?
I can't stand my dad,
I backstabbed directly.
He said, "Well, I ask you, is the roast duck on East Street delicious or the roast chicken on West Street delicious?"
I said, "Roast chicken."
Because the emperor wants to eat,
Tonight's meal at the harem is roast chicken on West Street.
When I eat with my hands full of oil,
When lamenting the real fragrance of roast chicken,
My plastic sister Gu Zhaoyi walked in.
That slender waist, like the willow in early spring.
She said, "Sister, how can you eat this weight?"
My brain understood what she meant,
But my mouth doesn't understand.
"First pick up the roast chicken, then open your mouth, stuff the roast chicken in it, chew it twenty times, and swallow it." I graciously picked up the veil and wiped the corners of my lips. "Sister, have you learned?"
She said, "But I chewed it forty times."
I looked at her bulging cheeks,
Without sarcasm, "Masseter muscles." It's going to get bigger."
Gu Zhaoyi was defeated,
And I, as the winner, have one more tag: beautiful, but poisonous tongue.
When the emperor walked in with the moonlight,
He smiled at me meaningfully, "I heard that you were angry with Gu Zhaoyi today."
I said, "It's not angry with her, how can you be angry?"
He shi shiran came over, sat down next to me, and took out a few copies of the sonata with his backhand.
I exclaimed, "So late, still rolling?"
He said, "Isn't it a scroll, the emperor's business, can it be called a scroll?" He unfolded the recital that my brother had presented this morning: "How is Ji Shilang a man?"
I choose to shut up,
Picking up a pen and paper, the pen and writing unceasingly: Learn to be rich in five cars, Yushu Linfeng, loyal to the king and patriotic, for the officials to be clean and honest.
The emperor sighed, and his dark gaze swept over my lips: "All biting and bleeding."
Looked at by him like this,
I'm excited,
Sakura's lips opened slightly, and the words of the betraying brother blurted out: "Half-hearted, very beautiful and fun."
Emperor:
"How about the Sons of Huaiyang?"
I said, "My brother may not be a human, but he's a real dog."
I and Huaiyang Shizi Qingmei Bamboo Horse,
Engagement is imminent,
He said that he liked content.
I think I'm big-minded,
He thought I had big chests and no brains.
"Huh?" The emperor raised an eyebrow. "He has an old grudge with you?"
I said, "He said I was a vase."
The Emperor said, "He also has a disease."
I nodded,
I agreed very much.
Without thinking, he said, "Like his concubine, he will only tell the truth."
Me: "If the concubine is a vase, it must also be a secret shadow blue glaze Guanyin vase."
The emperor laughed,
While watching the recital, he asked, "What do you think of General Zhao?"
I suspect he used me as an east factory,
But alas,
I would just say, "The peach crisp made by his uncle's second nephew's sister-in-law's third aunt is very delicious."
The emperor thought about it,
Let the palace maid bring a plate of peach crisps.
He added, "The treasury has been spending heavily lately, so what is your insight?"
I whispered, "Tobe Shoshu is corrupt."
Under the warm yellow candlelight,
He had a jade complexion, long eyebrows, and a smile like a fox.
"How did he transfer the money?"
I said, "He opened a restaurant with rotten skin shrimp buns, southern row chowder, fried shrimp fillets with bean fry, dried grilled shark fin soup, kung pao chicken cubes, and scallion and spicy fish."
The Emperor said, "How do you know?"
Remembering the past,
I wanted to cry first: "Because the peach puff pastry in this restaurant costs a hundred taels of silver."
He was amused by me again,
Pushing the porcelain plate with peach pastry in front of me, he said, "Eat, and when you are sleepy, you can sleep first."
In fact, the big night, should not eat.
I looked at the peach crisp,
The Emperor looked at me.
He asked, "What's wrong?"
I said, "Your Majesty, are your concubines fat?"
He said, "The face is like a silver plate, and there is the image of a prosperous Tang Dynasty."
I glanced at the peach crisp,
He glanced again at the serious emperor.
He said bitterly, "Your Majesty, your concubines lose weight."
I slept with the porcelain pillow in my arms.
Woken up in the early hours of the morning by the sound of chickens in the palace.
The emperor was standing up in a wordless cloak,
Looking at me with sleepy eyes, he said, "There are chickens in the palace?"
I said, "The concubine confessed to you that she raised chickens in the palace."
He said, "Why raise chickens?"
I replied, "Chickens, concubines like to eat freshly killed."
Emperor:"
He went up with a black line on his face,
And I rolled over and went back to sleep.
After waking up,
The grand eunuch in front of the imperial court stood at the entrance of the temple with a bunch of rewards, and his face smiled like a big bun.
The eunuch said, "Congratulations Niangniang." Your Majesty has commanded what the lady wants, just mention it."
I looked at his face,
He said very sincerely, "Hongu wants to eat buns."
His expression twisted a little,
It's like putting a bun in the cold winter air that has been stiff for an afternoon: "Yes, slave, this is what he tells."
As the first person in the harem who was named a noble concubine as soon as he entered the palace, he was rewarded as soon as he went to bed.
The concubines who had repeatedly encountered the wall came to visit again.
I said, "Sisters, get in line, wear a mask, and stay one meter apart."
Gu Zhaoyi was dismissive of this,
He sneered, "Sister, you're such a funny person."
"Don't you know?" Spring is the season of frequent flu."
Gu Zhaoyi was silent for a while,
Gritting his teeth, he said, "My sister is naturally not as good as my sister's mind."
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Liu Meiren said, "I don't want to hit Your Majesty's south wall anymore, I want to hit Niangniang's chest."
This is an earthy love story that is older than me,
I trembled three times.
I said, "You're so open."
She said, "I can't bear to be able to the noble concubine."
I said, "I'm a straight woman."
She said, "Don't think about it, just hold your thigh."
I said, "Don't bend."
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Most of the concubines brought me gifts,
They very tacitly took out the step shake gold nobile jade hairpin,
-While sweetly shouting "sister",
One side stuck my head like a vase.
Only Gu Zhaoyi is the most in line with my heart,
She brought a plate of elbows.
I was shaking with a loud step,
Excitedly, he shook her hand, "Sister, you still know me."
Neither did she draw her hand.
No smoking nor is it,
I could only laugh awkwardly, "My sister likes it."
I said, "My sister is so nice."
She said, "Sister, do you know that love is letting go."
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After I let go and gave Gu Zhaoyi freedom,
She fled my palace like a bird out of its cage.
Liu Meiren stayed,
He said to me, "Sister, this Gu Zhaoyi wants you to eat fat and lose your grace."
I pushed my elbow in front of her and said, "Do you eat it?"
Yanagi went along with the flow, picked up her elbow and said, "Eat."
I said, "Your Majesty said that I have the image of the Tang Dynasty, but I don't think I would mind eating Yang Guifei."
Liu Meiren said, "I'm sour, but I'm stumbling."
13
Liu Meiren's front foot just left,
The Hind Foot Emperor came.
He looked at my head full of steps and said, "Good fellow. Aifei really carried the word "vase" to the end."
His tone was light, and his voice was a little more hoarse than the original one.
I said, "Your Majesty, you have the flu?" Remember to wear a mask when you go out and keep a meter away from the ministers."
He said, "I just had a fight with Ji Shilang."
Me: "Who won?"
The emperor gave me a faint warning glance, and that look made my heart skip a beat: "Who does Princess Ai want to win?"
I pretended to be a demon, and the bird approached him in a human way,
Write in the palm of his hand: Of course Your Majesty.
His other hand lifted my chin, "My lips are bleeding again."
I said, "Of course it's my brother."
He carefully studied my eyebrows, and his fingers brushed my lips: "Good face, how can you open your mouth?"
I have a clearer understanding of men: they are all big pig's trotters.
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The emperor added, "Princess Ai's lips are pink, and her face is full of color."
As I pondered what he was going to do,
He asked, "Hubu Shoshu Saidu, the funds were all used to build the embankment after the flood in Jiangnan, is there really such a thing?"
When it is used, it is the lips,
How to grow a mouth when you don't need it.
I said expressionlessly, "Yes." After The Ministry of Works Shangshu received the appropriation, he sent off Zuo Shilang, who was going to Jiangnan to repair the embankment, and set up a banquet in the restaurant, and the elegant seat asked for one hundred and two gold."
He said, "Has this restaurant always been priced at this price?"
I said, "If ordinary people buy it, it is only slightly higher than the market price." It's just that when I went there a few days ago, I was accompanied by my brother and took the Jifu carriage. The treasurer mistakenly thought we were paying a bribe to Shangshu and gave us another menu."
Sitting in the private room where the land is scarce,
My brother picks and chooses,
Finally, with the courage and determination of the brave man who broke his wrist,
Asked for a piece of the cheapest peach crisp.
On that day, the young talent Ji Shilang received a blank stare that he had never experienced in his life.
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The emperor took the lead and beckoned to the great eunuch who was waiting outside: "Peach crisp."
I said, "Wait a minute!"
He said, "How?"
I said, "Concubines lose weight."
He said, "I heard that you just ate the elbow that Gu Zhaoyi sent."
I said, "It's because I just ate it that I'm going to lose weight now."
The emperor pondered for a moment,
He said, "That makes sense."
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He did not finish his political affairs today, and he moved the case and sat down in my palace.
I'm like a hundred thousand whys,
Answering his question, his lips were worn out.
I said, "Your Majesty, do you feel that your throat is dry?"
He said to Bao Zong, "Serve tea."
I said, "Your Majesty, do you feel any pain in your eyes?" He asked The Manager of Bao to bring me a pot of green plants: "Look at it." I blinked and said, "Your Majesty, do you think?"
He said, "Serve a snack."
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-Stay until the top of the moon,
I said, "Your Majesty, are you sleepy?"
He said, "Go to sleep first."
I said, "Your Majesty, do you think this bed is not big enough?"
He looked at the large bed behind me, put down his pen, and asked, "Hurry up?"
I said, "You say it's inappropriate that we are alone and widowed
Ahhh."
Emperor: "?"
He picked my chin with the barrel of a pen and forced me to look at him: "Noble concubine, what is the relationship between you and you?"
I said, "The Emperor and the Cabinet Ministers."
Emperor: "
He smiled, "Since Princess Ai thinks so, come here and help her draft the ticket."
I glanced at the densely packed words on it, took a few steps back, and sat down on the bed: "No, the concubine now feels that the relationship with Your Majesty is pure sleep."
I lifted a corner of the quilt and patted the bed, "The concubine has reserved a place for you."
His long eyebrows curved like crescents: "Hmm."
18
When the five hear the chicken chirping,
I sat on the bed,
I started thinking about why I was raising this chicken.
The emperor also woke up,
He sat on the bed,
Think alone why you didn't slaughter the chicken.
I said, "Your Majesty, are you awake?" He said, "Princess Ai, do you want to drink chicken soup?" Although I would love to slaughter this chicken,
But I really don't want to drink chicken soup,
All I could do was, "No."
The Emperor was silent,
We were in the cold.
I said, "Three more lights and five more chickens, it is the emperor's diligent administration."
He said, "I only stopped when I was gone."
I was silent,
We were in the cold again.
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I got up in my clothes,
The Emperor looked at me wearing my belt and asked, "What to do?"
I said, "Shut that chicken up."
He said, "I didn't think Princess Ai would kill chickens."
I wiped a handkerchief from my hand and said, "The concubine just wants to shut her mouth."
He said, "Just let the palace people do this kind of thing."
I said, "Chicken, you have to catch it yourself."
Emperor: "Okay."
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20
I chased the chicken around the side hall several times,
Like a kidnapper who steals chickens in the middle of the night,
I shoved a towel into the chicken's mouth.
When you stop to shoot off a body of chicken feathers,
I saw a figure in the temple.
In the cold moonlight, Gu Chang was strange and strange.
I said, "Your Majesty, you have come to scare the concubines?"
He thought thoughtfully, "It's just the first time I've seen a beauty catch a chicken, it's a little fresh."
I said, "Thanks, I know I'm a beauty."
21
The emperor and I lay back on the bed,
It was the first time I had been lying with him in a conscious state.
Blame it.
I want to turn over,
and did not dare to alarm him,
So I flipped half and half.
The emperor couldn't bear it, raised his hand and directly thought of me with the quilt.
"Sleep well." He said.
22
After a strenuous race with chickens,
I found I couldn't sleep.
By the moonlight, I began to observe the emperor's tunic.
The Shangyi Bureau was passive and sluggish,
He has a thread on the placket.
When I was observing,
The emperor suddenly opened his eyes, and his dark pupils were like obsidian,
It startled me.
"What are you doing?"
I reached out and pointed my fingertips at his chest, trying to pull the thread out and show it to him.
He suddenly smiled, "Aifei wants to remind Yuan, should not live up to the beautiful scenery of the good day?"
I pulled out the thread,
He said, "Your Majesty, the concubines have found a thread here."
The Emperor ignored me,
The emperor turned over,
The emperor pretended to be asleep.
23
I counted the sheep for half an hour,
When I was confused, I seemed to hear the chicken crow again.
The emperor said with two dark circles under his eyes, "This chicken."
Is there an end to it?"
Outside, he shouted, "Your Majesty!"
Oh, it was the head of the bag who looked like a bun who came to call him to get up early.
This middle-aged eunuch had a sharp and majestic voice, a bit like a chicken crowing.
I looked at the emperor,
He pretended nothing had happened.
He got up dressed as usual.
Me: "Hahaha."
Emperor: "Oh."
Me: "Hahahahahaha
The emperor said expressionlessly, "Since Concubine Ai is awake, come over and help her change her clothes."
I rolled over with the quilt in my arms and snorted:
"Tiger Lake Fire."
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The emperor went up to the court with a sleep-deprived face,
The two dark circles are over-interpreted as overindulgence.
Not long after he went out,
I was invited to tea by the Empress.
She said, "Noble concubines are from a famous family, and they will never do such a self-degrading and flattering deed?"
She's got to this point.
I also know that my position is not as good as the previous champion of the palace fight.
I simply knelt down and said, "Concubines know what is wrong."
The empress dowager smiled, but did not let me get up, asking, "What is wrong with the noble concubine?"
Are you sure you want to listen?
I said, "Concubines should not raise chickens in the palace just to eat a bite of fresh food, and let the chickens cry to disturb Your Majesty."
The empress leaned forward: "What do you say?"
I whispered, "You shouldn't have pulled out the thread on the hem of Your Majesty's coat and disgraced Your Majesty."
Empress: "
I continued, "You shouldn't laugh at Your Majesty after you hear the voice of The Headmaster as a chicken. The concubines knew that they were wrong, and asked the queen mother to punish them."
The empress dowager slowed down and said, "Well, don't make a mistake next time."
She took a step from the bun,
But after seeing my full head of pearls, I was stunned.
Every sister sends a heart,
How can I not wear it.
She didn't find a place on my head, she could only shove it into my hand: "This step shake matches yours." Go back and serve Your Majesty in the future."
I nodded, "Queen Xie."
The full head of Zhu Cui shook slightly with the steps in his hand,
It's like a chorus of hair ornaments.
The empress dowager supported her forehead, speechless and choking.
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The empress dowager began to draw up a schedule for the emperor, and this time she asked him to drink tea with Concubine Shu, and Ming'er asked him to summon Concubine Xian to accompany her.
When it was Gu Zhaoyi's turn to accompany the emperor to dinner,
But she suddenly came to visit,
When he walked into the temple, he first choked on me.
I moved off my chair and hurriedly took two steps back.
She spoke in a serious nasal voice: "Sister, what is the mask you mentioned earlier?"
I said, "As the name suggests, it is something that covers the nose and mouth, and it can be used."
A thin rope is tied to a soft smoke to cover the mouth and nose to prevent the wind and cold from passing from person to person."
She stepped forward,
I took a step back,
And she came up again,
I had almost no way back.
She grumbled, "Why did I get wind chill in the whole harem?"
I said, "Calm down, a little flu."
Those who don't know think she was given poisoned wine,
Before I died, I was pulling my back on the back.
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She said, "But Your Majesty is going to accompany me to dinner today."
I said, "Then you're wearing a mask."
She: "?"
I said, "Why not?"
She said, "I don't know, but I don't think it's right."
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Gu Zhaoyi's understanding and I deviated,
I thought she was wearing a mask and was giving the emperor a dish on the side,
Then excuse yourself to lose weight and skip a bite.
Unexpectedly, she wore a piece of soft smoke on her face, and poured white porridge into her mouth through soft smoke, and the rice grains were filtered out by soft smoke.
Contrasted with Gu Zhaoyi's gelatinous skin and cloud-like mask,
It's like a few pearls of independence.
The emperor was shocked,
I was also shocked.
Lady Shufei said that this was simply a slippery harem.
Liu Meiren didn't understand this very well, and said, "Can't you eat this meal another day?"
Only the empress dowager was very touched, saying that Gu Zhaoyi was single-mindedly considering the emperor and rewarding her with several soft smoke horses.
The public opinion of the harem and the empress dowager's thoughts were simply separated, and Gu Zhaoyi repeatedly jumped in show off and embarrassment.
Every day come to yin and yang I a word,
One more compliment to me.
Let me also yin and yang people and rainbow farts. Repeatedly jumping between people,
I'm going to be schizophrenic.
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I've had a long time of leisure,
Until the emperor came again.
A team of eunuchs carried several large stacks of documents to my palace.
I was shocked to see it from the sidelines, and asked the palace maid to pour me a large cup of rock candy pear.
When the emperor came, he first made a superficial effort and asked, "How have these few days been?"
I blurted out, "In Your Majesty's absence, the concubines are really happy."
He looked at me lightly,
I looked back at him a little embarrassed.
He has no crown today, and his ink hair is scattered,
I noticed that the three hundred and twenty-first strands of his hair, counting from left to right, were forked.
I stared at it for a long time. The emperor was defeated,
He looked away a little uncomfortably and asked, "Is it that good-looking?"
I said, "Your Majesty, your 321st hair is forked."
Well, is that what can be said?
Mouth running in front,
Brains are chasing in the back.
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He said, "I have been cursing the chancellor for a year in the former dynasty, and I think that my heart has long been cold." I didn't expect that Aifei's words would ignite her heart again."
Did he learn this from Liu Meiren?
I was a little embarrassed and said, "Where did Your Majesty say this?"
He said, "I'm burning with rage now."
I:"
Subconsciously, I pushed the tea lid containing the rock sugar pear in front of him: "Your Majesty, lower the fire."
He took a sip of the tea lid,
Thin lips rub over the rim of the cup.
I think,
This tea is something I just drank.
I started to buckle my hand a little overwhelmed.
He said, "So what?"
I said, "Well, this is what the concubines drank."
He smiled, "No problem."
30
The Emperor sat down beside me,
Start approving documents.
He has a lot of problems,
The change of the upper to the prime minister,
Go down to the Green House where Reibe Langzhong went yesterday.
I said, "He ordered the warbler girl, but I think the lute of the flowing firefly girl is better."
The Emperor raised his eyes and said, "Have you been there too?"
I said, "Hmm."
He looked at me several times and said, "You are the second son of Ji who made Dongpo meat for you with a heavy gold point warbler?"
I looked at him several times, and I felt as if I had seen it before:
"Well, you're the empress dowager's nephew who snatched the warbler with me with the tight and heavy gold of the face bag?"
His eyes returned to the paperwork, his face was not red, and he did not jump: "No."
I said, "I admit it, what's not to admit to you!" He said, "I am the masked guard next to the empress dowager's nephew." Me: "Oh, that's it."
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Chatted with the emperor all night,
I felt like my bottom was stripped naked.
Even when I was a kid playing with mud, he figured it out.
How loud he laughed,
I'm just embarrassed.
Today, the emperor didn't have much of a heart to deal with government affairs, so he put down his pen and said, "Change clothes for the union."
I said euphemistically: Concubines are not likely."
That day Grandma came to teach me an hour,
When the meal arrived, I said I was going to eat.
Probably the tone was a little hurried, because I was making a sound at the same time as my stomach.
As a result, she thought I didn't want to learn and never came back.
As a result, I only learned to understand the belt.
He said, "Come."
I unbuckled his belt with ease and let go.
He looked at me,
I also looked at him and sent him a message with my eyes: ?
He said, "No?"
I said, "Well, I learned it that day, but I didn't learn it completely." He looked at my face again and sighed, "Fall of the country, brain for change?"
Me: No."
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I lay on the bed, my back to the sky, "It turns out that the concubine is just a waste beauty."
I thought he was going to comfort me,
And he said, "There's something that can be reused."
I closed my eyes and stopped talking.
He touched my face with his fingertips, "Sleep?"
I want to pretend to sleep,
But with this broken mouth, I just said, "It's strange that I didn't sleep."
The emperor laughed,
I turned my back to him, "Hello, the noble concubine you called is not here for the time being, please talk about it tomorrow morning."
He gently blew out the candle outside the tent.
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Suddenly, the palace became lively again,
Because the emperor's birthday is coming,
The concubines were all asking each other what they were sending.
Gu Zhaoyi said, "Half a month later, it will be the Thousand Autumn Festival."
I said, "And this?"
She exclaimed, "Sister doesn't know?"
I exclaimed, "Nobody told me."
Gu Zhaoyi revealed a confused smile,
I said, "But I know it now."
Her bewildered smile went down again.
I said, "I'm not prepared for anything."
She laughed again.
I said, "But I still have time to prepare."
She stopped laughing again.
I said, "I don't know what to send yet."
She blushed, "I don't want to understand, thank you."
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I don't know what the emperor likes,
The high-frequency phrase that appears when he talks to me is "Tobe Shoshu".
I decided to ask the head of the imperial family.
I said, "Why don't you send a statue of Shoshu Tobe to the main palace?"
The face of the general manager of the bag shrank,
Like a bun with too many skirts: "This..."
I asked, "What do you think?"
He said, "Lady Niangniang is ingenious, and ostensibly sent a sculpture to Your Majesty."
Like, he actually sent high blood pressure to His Majesty, and he got both in one fell swoop."
I said, "Then, in your opinion, what should this palace send to Your Majesty?"
He said, "It's good that Niangniang's heart has arrived."
I said, "Listen to the king's words, as you listen to one seat."
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I thought about it for a long time,
In the end, I decided to dedicate my hair care secret recipe to the emperor.
Recently, he was thinking of a way to clean up the Hubu Shangshu, and for several days he did not step into the harem, and he also raised a chicken and a dog in the temple.
When the dog sleeps he sleeps, he sleeps, and when the chicken wakes up he wakes up.
The palace maid on duty in front of the imperial court was able to pick up several hairs under the dragon chair every day.
I'm afraid that when he's done with government affairs,
Hair is only enough to comb a full of little debaters.
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When the Emperor came,
I gave him the gift myself.
He looked at the three-foot-tall ebony box and smiled.
When opened, inside is a slightly smaller ebony box.
He laughed again,
Open again,
Or a box,
Turn it on again
Expressionlessly, he took out a fluttering prescription from a palm-sized box: "What is this?"
I said, "This is the secret recipe of hair care passed down from generation to generation by the Ji clan, and it is not easy to pass on foreign surnames."
He said, "What does that mean?"
I said, "Your Majesty is taking care of every opportunity, and your concubines are worried that Your Majesty's hair will fall."
He was silent,
Gritting his teeth, he said, "Noble Concubine Ingenious."
I said, "Does Your Majesty like it?"
"Like."
37
As usual, the Thousand Autumn Festival is to hold a palace banquet, not only the concubines will attend the banquet, but the emperor will also feast on the ministers and family members.
I sat at the emperor's side, a little lower than him.
After the feast, he first rewarded my brother with a bottle of wine and said a few polite words.
I suspect he has a copy of The Complete Book of Polite Words. Because after that, he rewarded him with more than twenty bottles of wine, and the words had not yet been said.
There are many dishes on the palace banquet that have not been seen in ordinary times,
I eat all the time,
The emperor suddenly knocked on the edge of my bowl with his ivory chopsticks and said, "There will be a few rounds of dishes later."
So I stopped to watch the song and dance.
I myself am a beauty, looking in the mirror every day, and I am already immune to beauty.
But these dancing dancers are very eye-catching,
I said, "Your Majesty, they're spinning so fast."
He said, "Well, like a top."
I said, "Your Majesty, can I play with the whip with you?"
What bad thoughts can the noble concubine have,
The noble concubine just wanted to try,
- Can the whip make the emperor jump like a gyroscope?
He laughed, "It's so exciting to play?"
Me: "That's not what it means!"
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I choose to shut up,
Eat in small bites.
One
A burning gaze made me unable to ignore it.
I looked down at my seat with a sixth sense.
The young man was dressed in ink and hair, holding it with one hand. Staring straight at me, there was a bit of drunkenness in the narrow phoenix eyes, like a galaxy rippling.
My green plum bamboo horse, Huaiyang Shizi.
I made a lipogram to him: What do you see?
He was expressionless,
The hand holding the wine has a faint green tendon protrusion.
Instead, my brother, who was sitting next to him, made a lipogram with me: Look at you yesterday.
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The emperor shelved the chopsticks,
I was warned, "He's watching you." I said, "Huh? My brother?" He said, "Huaiyang Shizi." Me: "Oh."
And he asked, "Why does he look at you?"
I do not know
But my mouth knows, "He has no feelings for me."
As soon as the words fall,
I felt like I was going to finish.
The emperor laughed again, laughing strangely.
He instructed Bao To be the head of the house and gave Huaiyang Shizi a dish.
General Manager Bao held a white porcelain plate and brought it to the table, saying:
"This dish is made by cutting the marinated beef into a silky shape, resembling a rat's tail, and then pouring it with a secret sauce, hence the name rat's tail juice."
Shizi slowly stood up and prayed, "Your Majesty."
He ordered a man to offer a pot of wine, and said, "This is the green yeast wine that the courtiers have obtained with great money, and offer it to Your Majesty."
The emperor's lips hooked,
He also asked The Manager of Bao to appreciate the next "turtle-like".
Huaiyang Shizi saw the tricks and dismantled the moves,
And a piece of emerald green enough to drip water was offered.
The emperor also gave the "fish cloth shell chicken"
and
Huaiyang Shizi returned a pot of green peonies.
This deep friendship of kings and subjects,
The hearers were shocked, and the seers wept.
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Later, the emperor was piled up in front of the green gifts,
Huaiyang Shizi was filled with a variety of dishes.
They finally ended the battle.
I waited for half a day with chopsticks,
I didn't wait for the next round of dishes that the emperor said.
He stared straight at his good courtier, Huaiyang Shizi,
There was a subtle spark in the air.
I wondered if they wouldn't be broken sleeves, right?
The emperor did not let anyone sleep,
There were no women around Huaiyang Shizi.
They are a dragon chapter phoenix posture, a wind and bone handsome show.
The Emperor gave me a warning look, "What's the fuss?"
I said, "I agree with this family affair!"
He indifferently snatched my chopsticks and silver spoon and said, "Don't eat it."
Forget it."
Me: "?"
I don't know what hatred and resentment these two people have and what feelings they have,
But I'm innocent.
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My chopsticks were held in his hand,
In front of you are the taste of mountains and treasures,
I can only see, but I can't eat.
I can only take advantage of the emperor to talk to the courtiers,
Quietly walk away his chopsticks.
Huaiyang Shizi's face suddenly changed,
Those eyes were like the cold river under the moonlight, sparkling, but the gaze was very cold.
The emperor gently thought about my wrist with his fingertips, which frightened me that my chopsticks could not be held steadily.
Everyone stole everything, but he smiled and said, "Noble Concubine has been spoiled too much, and she still looks forward to Loving Qing Haihan."
I got goosebumps when I heard this,
In the middle of the seat, my brother also trembled three times.
Huaiyang Shizi pinched the golden treasure in his hand and deformed it.
Under the eyes of all,
He stood up again and said, "Honor the noble concubine's cup."
I'm thinking
Did he think that his title was too high and his fief was too much?
Is it true that the brains of men who have not yet lost their feelings for others are broken?
And the emperor looked at me,
It is obvious in the eyes that there is one meaning: dare to drink, and raise your ashes.
This story comes from Zhihu
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