Chongqing chicken pot is not Chongqing cuisine?
People with bad stomachs can't eat porridge?
Octopuses beat other fish just to vent?
Butterflies are not caterpillars?
Don't look at it, don't know, look at it and be shocked,
These cold knowledge that subvert your cognition,
Not necessarily, but it's really fun!
Without further ado, let's take a look!
/ 01 /
New to meet a boy
Three days did not know his height,
Then he must not have 180.
/ 02 /
The paradise umbrella has a part
It was made by hand by the prisoners in the prison.
There is also a work number on the umbrella.
(Cherish every umbrella you buy with a work number,
Maybe your former idol stepped on the sewing machine and made it for you)
/ 03 /
The high examination papers were copied by prisoners.
/ 04 /
Ancient people read books and shook their heads
It is to prevent cervical spondylosis.
/ 05 /
The mother-in-law stabbed Yue Fei on the back with "loyalty to the country",
Instead of "serving the country loyally".
/ 06 /
Chongqing chicken pot is a one called "Zhang Chongqing"
Fujian people,
Chongqing chicken pot registered in Shanghai,
Not a chicken pot in Chongqing.
/ 07 /
Ripe bitter melon is golden yellow and sweet,
The green bitter melons we usually eat are immature,
Suffering is to prevent being eaten by animals.
(I didn't expect to meet humans who dare to eat anything...) ）
/ 08 /
"I don't read much, don't lie to me"
is a 1972 Bruce Lee film
Lines from "Jingwumen".
(You can fight so well, who dares to lie to you)
/ 09 /
The side of the identity card printed on the issuing authority is the front,
Someone with a face is on the back.
/ 10 /
"Pleasant Goat and Gray Wolf"
The original name was
"Lazy Sheep and Gray Wolf"
(Some of the "shady scenes" in the "entertainment sheep pen")
/ 11 /
South:
Wash your face with a towel to wet it
Wash your face again.
Northern:
Washing your face is done
Then take a dry towel and wipe the water.
/ 12 /
The eyes are different from the body's immune system,
If your body finds the presence of your eyeballs,
It will melt it.
/ 13 /
"One Twinkle, One Sparkle" and
"26 Letter Song" is the same tune.
/ 14 /
Eels can be based on the number of people of the opposite sex around them
Decide your gender.
/ 15 /
When the child has not changed his teeth,
Teeth grow in the upper and lower jaws, ah
It's like a seed buried in the soil.
/ 16 /
The smell of poop is too concentrated incense,
In fact
All the aromas are too strong to taste
It will all turn into a foul smell.
/ 17 /
When the zebra has no companions around,
Unable to fall asleep alone.
(On-demand a song "Need someone to accompany" for Zebra)
/ 18 /
"Two Tigers" is based on a song
Propagating the song of the Northern Expedition to overthrow the warlord powers,
"Down with the Great Powers, Down with the Great Powers, Except for the Warlords, Except for the Warlords"
/ 19 /
Signs
Blue is east-west and green is north-south.
/ 20 /
Polar bear fur is not white but transparent,
However, the coat color will be adjusted as the temperature changes.
When the weather is hot,
Polar bear coats turn brown.
/ 21 /
I went to Tibet to know,
The height of all buildings in Lhasa cannot exceed the Potala Palace.
/ 22 /
Iceland is the only country in the world without mosquitoes and snakes.
/ 23 /
Coffee is actually a kind of soy milk,
Tea is a vegetable soup.
/ 24 /
What the blind see is not dark,
And nothing.
Cover one eye and look with the other eye,
And then feel what you see with your eyes covered,
This is the world of the blind.
/ 25 /
How old are our eyes at birth,
It's still how big it is.
/ 26 /
Immediate family members generally cannot transfuse each other's blood,
TV series transfusions of blood to each other are basically nonsense.
/ 27 /
License plates everywhere have a local characteristic pattern,
For example, on the license plate in Yunnan is an elephant.
/ 28 /
Harbin is one of the six music capitals of the world.
Paris is known as the Little Harbin of the West.
/ 29 /
The only organ in the liver that can be regenerated,
Cut in half and grow back after about 6 months.
/ 30 /
High heels were invented so as not to step on the poppy everywhere.
/ 30 /
Coke and Sprite pinch their noses and drink the same taste.
/ 33 /
Yellow eels were mothers when they were young,
After having a child, it becomes a male.
(Small yellow eel:
My dad is my mom,
My grandfather was my grandmother)
/ 34 /
All animals, regardless of size,
The number of heartbeats in a lifetime is not much different,
So for the feeling of the passage of time,
The life of all species is equally long.
/ 35 /
Eating too much porridge is not good for the stomach,
You can't drink porridge when your stomach is bad.
/ 36 /
Yawning is self-preservation,
Maintain the body through deep breathing
Oxygen carbon dioxide balance.
/ 37 /
The treadmill was originally used as a torture device,
And now it is as furniture.
/ 38 /
"84 disinfectant" was named "84",
Because it was invented by Ditan Hospital in 1984,
not "Pap".
/ 39 /
The bugs under the butterflies are not caterpillars,
The whole butterfly is from the caterpillar
Grows out of the liquid that turns into,
Instead of just growing a pair of wings.
/ 40 /
Filipino citizens run away while singing the national anthem of their country,
They are liable to imprisonment for up to two years
and a fine of two thousand dollars.
/ 41 /
Gorbachev is still alive.
/ 42 /
Scientists have found that octopuses can beat a fish for no reason,
The reason is simply because they are upset.
(No wonder Brother Octopus roars SpongeBob every day)
/ 43 /
The weather forecast says "30% rain is expected tomorrow",
It's not that there's a 30% chance of rainfall.
It's the region you're in
There will be 30% rainfall covering...
/ 44 /
During a caesarean section, the incision is small and needs to be artificially enlarged,
Because the regular incision recovers slowly,
Irregularly ripped openings recover quickly.
/ 45 /
When you don't want to try on pants,
Wrap your pants around your neck,
Just a lap is your size.
Shoes don't want to try on and put on yours
Elbow to wrist position
It's your size.