The manly husband can flex and stretch.
This sentence was actually played by a goose today
Netizen @ Liu Sober, shared that there is a goose at home, this goose was bought by the netizen grandfather from the poultry market for 20 yuan.
Unexpectedly, it cost 20 yuan, and his grandfather bought the most knowledgeable goose in the whole market.
On this day, the goose walked leisurely in the yard.
Suddenly it found that from a distance, a fierce and vicious "evil dog" had suddenly run towards it.
Sleeper ~ Barbie Q! If I don't do anything more, I'm going to die!"
In the face of a huge crisis, the little goose suddenly made a clever move, at this moment, perhaps only by pretending to die to win a glimmer of life...
Saying that death is death, the little goose instantly lay down: as long as I am enough to provoke, this vicious dog can't do anything with me.
The vicious dog had already rushed to the front, because it did not brake the car, and almost tripped over the "corpse".
Can't move, can't move, can't move...
At this time, the little goose has only this one thought.
It was really realistic, its body was paralyzed, its eyes were unfocused, and it looked like a burp.
The evil dog saw it: How did the goose that was still alive just now burp in an instant?
So it sniffed constantly, hoping to find a flaw.
The owner also couldn't see the vicious dog torturing the poor goose so much, so he quickly called the dog's name and urged it to leave quickly.
This call does not matter, directly forcing the vicious dog, the vicious dog barked at the goose: Are you pretending to be ??! Quickly give labor !!!
Across the screen, you can feel the inner monologue of the little goose: ... Your master told you, you hurry up, don't fool the goose too much! Mainly... The baby really can't hold on to it...
After a while, the ancestor finally left.
For the rest of his life, the little goose was confused in his heart, and he raised his head and looked around:
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, take advantage of the fact that this dog thing is not there, and run quickly!
The little goose saw the opportunity and quickly pulled his leg to slip away.
Labor is finally free... Oh no! How it's coming again!
The goose didn't take two steps, only to see the damned dog running toward it from another direction.
The good man does not eat the immediate loss, and after a few years, I will grow into a brave goose and take revenge for this time in minutes!
When the time comes, don't nag you to run around the streets, me! Only! No! Call! Goose!
Although he has a vendetta in his heart, the body of the little goose is still honest now.
The little goose fell on its stomach in an instant, motionless.
The dog came over: It's no different from just now, it's too boring.
The lifeless goose, like a corpse, could not attract the dog at all, and the dog turned around in a circle and sniffed casually and turned away.
The little goose's heart is on the verge of collapse, but with the experience of the last time, the little goose has already had countermeasures and is no longer confused.
It shortened the time it took to look around, and immediately got up and slipped away.
It spreads its wings, enjoys its freedom, and gallops towards its partner...
The joy of the rest of his life is a rare and valuable experience of goose life...