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Hundreds of families tell stories one by one, Sun Zhen endured humiliation and pretended to be crazy

author:Learn about human fireworks

In the Warring States period, there was a very powerful figure, he was omniscient, intelligent, unmatched, because of his long-term seclusion in oni valley (valley name), so he called himself "Mr. Onigu". Pang Juan, Sun Zhen, Su Qin, and Zhang Yi were all his students, and after completing their studies, they went down the mountain one after another to make a living.

One day, Mozi's protégé, The Bird Slippery Cloud, swam to the Ghost Valley, and when he saw Sun Zhen's speech and demeanor, he felt that he liked it very much, so he said to him: "Your learning has reached a certain level, you should go out and do something." ”

Sun Bing said: "My classmate Pang Juan agreed with me when he came down the mountain that as long as he had the opportunity, he would introduce him for me. ”

Bird Slip said, "Pang Juan has already become a general in the State of Wei, so I'll go over there and inquire about it for you!" ”

Bird Slip went to the State of Wei and told King Hui of Wei about Sun Bing. After the bird slipped away, King Hui of Wei asked Pang Juan, "I heard that the general has a classmate named Sun Zhen, who has the secret of the thirteen chapters of the Art of War in his hand, so why didn't the general invite him here?" ”

Pang Juan replied, "But Sun Zhen is a Qi national, just in case he does."

What about eating inside and outside?"

King Wei Hui asked, "Because he is not a native of his own country, I can't use it?"

Pang Juan was not easy to resign, so he had to write a letter to ask Sun Bin to come down the mountain. After Sun Bin arrived in the State of Wei, King Hui of Wei wanted to worship him as an adjutant general, and Pang Juan said, "Sun Bin is my elder brother, and his talent is also above mine, so how can he be my subordinate?" It is better to ask him to be a 'guest secretary' first, and when he has made a contribution, I would rather be his help."

Hand. Therefore, King Hui of Wei made Sun Zhen a guest secretary. For this, Sun Zhen was very grateful to Pang Juan.

One day, Pang Juan asked, "Your family is in the country of Qi, why don't you bring them all here?"

Sun Bing listened and said sadly, "Alas! Although you and I are classmates, there are some things you don't know! My parents died early and I grew up living in my uncle's house. Later, my uncle's family was changed, and my uncle fled to Luoyang with my brothers Sun Ping and Sun Zhuo, and then we dispersed. Now, where do I have any family? Pang Juan listened and sighed incessantly.

About half a year later, Sun Bin received letters from his brothers Sun Ping and Sun Zhuo, saying that they had arrived in the Song Kingdom from Luoyang, and that their uncle had long since died, hoping that he would return to the State of Qi to rebuild the family business. Sun Bing cried sadly after seeing the letter, and then wrote a reply.

Who knew that Sun Bing's reply letter passed into the hands of King Hui of Wei, who asked Pang Juan, "What if Sun Bin wants to return to the State of Qi?" ”

Pang Juan said, "If Sun Bin returns to the State of Qi, it will be bad to become a general of the State of Qi. I would have advised him, saying that the king would reuse him, increase his salary, and let him stay here. ”

Pang Juan came out of King Hui of Wei and immediately went to see Sun Bin and changed another set of words: "You have been away from home for several years, why don't you ask the king for a few days of leave, go back to the grave and come back immediately?"

Sun Zhen said, "I think so too, but I am afraid that the great king will rise up." ”

Pang Juan said, "I am here!" What are you afraid of? Sun Bing listened to Pang Juan's words and asked King Hui of Wei for leave, saying that he would return to the State of Qi to go to the grave. King Hui of Wei was really suspicious, and on the spot he scolded him for adultery with the State of Qi and wanted to question him. After a while, Pang Juan ran to him in a panic and said, "The Great King is very angry and must condemn you to death." I have repeatedly pleaded, and finally saved your life, but you must tattoo your face and cut off your kneecap. ”

Sun Bing cried and said, "You helped me so much, I will never forget your great kindness." ”

After Sun Bing was tortured, he could only walk on his stomach, relying on Pang Juan every day to live, and he always felt sorry for him. One day, Pang Juan said to him, "Can you write the thirteen chapters of your ancestral art of war from memory?" Not only will it allow me to read it, but it will also be passed on to future generations! ”

Sun Zhen was eager to do something for Pang Juan, and he had already mastered the thirteen articles of the Art of War, so he agreed to it. But his writing now is not as convenient as before, and coupled with his daily sighing, he can't write a few words a day. Pang Juan was very anxious, and every day he asked the old man who was waiting for him to urge him to write quickly. One day, the old man couldn't help but say to Sun Zhen, "The general left you alive just to get the soldier's book." If the soldier is finished, your life will be finished. ”

Sun Bing woke up like a dream, and he thought, "I am really blind, and I have handed over such a personal beast heart." If I don't write, he won't keep me alive, so what should I do? Suddenly, he threw all the soldier books he had written into the fire, and then yelled and smashed the things in the house. Frightened, the old man hurried to tell Pang Juan: "No, Mr. Sun is crazy!" ”

Pang Juan quickly ran over, saw Sun Zhen lying on the ground and laughed, and when he finished laughing, he cried loudly, so he called him. Sun Bing pulled on Pang Juan's clothes, grabbed them and didn't let go, saying something in his mouth. Pang Juan was afraid that he was pretending to be crazy, so he asked someone to throw him into the pigsty, and secretly sent someone to send food to test him. But Sun Zhen poured all the food he had brought to the ground, scolded and grinned, and said, "Who wants to eat your dirty things?" I made it myself much better than yours. With that, he grabbed a handful of pigs

Stuff the feces into your mouth. When Pang Juan found out, he said, "He may be really crazy." ”

Since then, Sun Bin has lived in a pigsty. Sometimes he crawled outside to bask in the sun for a while; Sometimes he cried and laughed; Sometimes he crawled into the pigsty to sleep; Sometimes he crawled up and down the street. Pang Juan sent people to stare at him every day, and then reported to him what Sun Zhen had done all day. Sun Bing usually lay on the street, and at night he climbed back to the pigsty to sleep, and sometimes spent the night outside. People on the street knew he was a lunatic. Someone took pity on him and gave him a bite to eat, and when he was happy, he ate it, and when he was unhappy, he poured all the food on his body and muttered in his mouth for a while.

One day in the middle of the night, a man sat next to him and cried, saying, "Mr. Sun, do you still know me?" I'm a bird slipper. You can rest assured, I have already made arrangements with the envoys of the State of Qi, and this will take you back to the State of Qi. ”

When Sun Bing heard that the bird was slipping, the tears rolled down like broken beads, and told him: "You must be careful, Pang Juan makes people stare at me every day." When the bird slipped and changed the clothes for Sun Bing, Sun Bing heard that the bird slip was coming, and the tears rolled down like broken beads, and he instructed

He carried him to the car, then put on his dirty clothes, let him spread his hair, pretended to be Sun Zhen, and continued to lie there holding his head.

The next day, King Hui of Wei entertained the envoys of the State of Qi, gave him some gifts, and asked Pang Juan to escort him out of the country. The people who were monitoring Sun Bing came to report that Sun Zhen was still lying on the street! Pang Juan only then relaxed his mind, and the envoys of the State of Qi chatted with him for a while, and then they resigned and left.

Two days later, the person pretending to be Sun Bing took off his dirty clothes and secretly ran back. By the time his men found out, only a pile of clothes remained, and the man had long since disappeared. Pang Juan was afraid that King Hui of Wei would pursue him, so he lied that Sun Zhen had drowned. Later, Sun Bin sent someone to inquire about his brother Sun Ping and Sun Zhuo's news, but where could he inquire? Only then did he know that there were no family letters or grave visits at all, and this was all a ruse used by Pang Juan.