Where is the flower science?
Of course, it is not the back of the Hunan tourism KPI, [boring] to the hot search of "Flowers and Teenagers 4".
To study new floral science, you have to guide the way next door "Fifty Kilometers of Peach Blossom Dock 2".
Song Dandan, who survived the "Four Elders of Peach Blossom Wood", became the center of being surrounded by young people, and the face of her was Wang Chuanjun, who carved "I don't like" into the bone marrow, comparable to the post-00s who rectified the workplace.
This pair of cult CP is placed in the C position, and the heart of peach blossom wood is fully known
Comparable to the embarrassment of the "Flower Less 2" caravan Shuluo field [Bonfire Party], isn't this coming?
As the only elder, Song Dandan proposed that everyone "relax", "combine work and leisure", "fun point", hold a bonfire party, and everyone should show their talents.
As soon as this proposal came out, everyone was silent.
When I was a child, I was mentioned by the elders to perform the show, how did I get to peach blossom dock and still can't hide from the shameful eyes of this set?
Only the brave Li Xueqin stood up and said what everyone was saying: Is it a bonfire party again? Boring.
Song Dandan, who was challenged by authority, immediately raised his voice by 8 degrees, and threw out the three sentences that Are often prepared in the mouths of Chinese parents——
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, why are you here?"
"I don't care, you're responsible."
At the moment, it doesn't matter if you are eloquent and can talk about talk shows, or if your acting skills are good enough to win an Oscar.
In the face of these three sentences, you can only put your middle finger on your forehead and sigh silently: The adult world is so difficult.
Wang Sutaki, who tried to play the round field, pulled away the topic: Ah, we can explore new forms, and everyone brainstormed
Wu Dajing proposed a compromise solution: It is better for us to hold the Games.
Everyone broke the silence, clapped in unison, and applauded in unison—as if it wasn't a bonfire party.
Song Dandan glanced at Wang Sutaki with full taste, but did not say that he did not agree, but did not overturn his proposal.
【Generous】 Decision: the day after tomorrow sports day, tomorrow bonfire party.
Everyone shouted "help" with their bodies, and Fei Qiming lost his expression to manage be like.
The wang sutaki curve of the circle again saves the country: this way, we can play by the campfire.
In order not to perform the show, Wang Hedi even ripped out the reason for "exercising warmly around the campfire".
In the end, it was finalized by Song Dandan: the whole party.
Wang Su Taki proposed that everyone vote democratically.
Seeing the hope again, everyone raised their hands in support of the Games.
Song Dandan ostensibly supported the vote, but it was not the result she wanted, and she began to play a trick: to start over.
Re-vote, immediately slapped the hot eyes around him who wanted to raise their hands, and their eyes were not idle, staring directly at Li Xueqin.
Ostensibly democratic, but in fact authoritarian, the suffocation of Chinese-style parents, has come again.
Then everyone can only compromise: then luck ... Let's have a bonfire party.
Song Dandan, who regained the right to speak, immediately began to distribute.
"Wang Sutaki, Artistic Director of the Bonfire Party, Deputy Director Li Xueqin, Director General of Yoko Spicy."
"I don't force everyone to perform the show, eh, that all the girls come to perform the girl group dance."
"Who's in charge of this show?" Song Yanfei, come on. Serious guys can't learn it, and the square dance of the spicy eye is very good. ”
Speaking of the rise, Song Dandan turned the "women's group dance" into a "group dance".
Try to take the lead with yourself, and once again really rule the fake democracy: everyone raises their hands to participate, do not force Ha.
Turning his head to Fei Qiming is a sentence: Are you on it? Come on.
Fei Qiming: Who will save me?
He also issued an order to Wu Muye: Pianists can't play the piano anymore, they must reverse the string, you sing a song.
No one can dance without raising his hand under Dan Dan's raised eyebrows, except... Wang Chuanjun.
Wang Chuanjun: I said before, don't perform.
Song Dandan looked around: Yes, no one forced you, you can not perform.
Wang Chuanjun of the anti-workplace PUA: Mm-hmm rest assured, your proposal is very good, but I don't like it.
Just! So rigid! Song Dandan was speechless.
Li Xueqin gave a thumbs up: Buddy you cow;
Wang Hedi applauded loudly: Thank you, Reality Mouth Substitute;
Even Sister Meng was silently amazed.
Everyone reacted enthusiastically because of the bitter Song Dan Dan jiu.
She said that she wanted to consciously assume the responsibility of taking care of everyone, but she accurately stepped on all the lightning points of young people.
When "Peach Blossom Wood 1", many viewers said that Song Dandan was like the seven aunts and eight aunts in the family.
It was just that at that time, Wu Xue also had several guests to help her share the firepower: su mang, who was as annoying as Dan Jie; When I first came, I was forced to ask the tang owner who was working against DanJie.
The stem of the masterpiece was inherited to this year, song Dandan has not yet appeared, everyone has begun to prepare answers for the opening exam.
At the beginning of the show, Dan Jie let go: I am so happy this season, one is more obedient than the other.
But no, last season, young people love to hug the group, and she can't move Shu Qi, Su Mang and Zhou Jie.
Now that she has become the big predecessor of the show, she is even more lawless as an absolute leader, and she has also taken on the KPI of "Peach Blossom Wood".
Netizen spicy comments: Peach Blossom Dock is a nursing home, only Song Dandan is an old man, and the others are all nurses.
As the most honorable VIP resident, everyone had to hold her and follow her.
As a senior, she is keen on critical education, suppressing acquaintances to praise new people, like the parents who suppress their own children to praise other children.
Take Li Xueqin, for example, she said one sentence, and Song Dandan had ten sentences waiting for her.
Li Xueqin suggested fairness: I hope that everyone will not grab work and rationalize the division of labor.
Song Dandan's face suddenly hung up: Who grabbed the job to do it?
Turning to Wu Muye, he asked: Have you farmed the land? Are you tired? You're not tired, are you?
Then the table slapped, and then a big move began: I felt that I was grabbing my hand.
The final conclusion is that Li Xueqin's protection of her own rights and interests has become selfish.
Speechless Li Xueqin: He slapped his own mouth, and his grievances overflowed the screen.
Song Dandan not only angered Li Xueqin, but also suppressed Wang Sutaki, saying that both of them had come to make trouble.
Wang Sutaki considered that Li Xueqin did not like to get up early, and suggested that in addition to the morning fitness class, a night class could be opened.
Song Dandan scolded people fiercely, suspecting that there were many people:
"Aren't you qualified to speak?"
"Li Xueqin doesn't want to go, what's the matter with you?"
In an instant, the atmosphere froze for 30s, and everyone present looked at each other without words.
Not only is he good at cold field, when Wang Sutaki strives to enliven the atmosphere, Song Dandan must always pour cold water on him.
Saying that people can't do anything, and it's not okay to be funny.
While hating Wang Sutaki, he also had to compare people with Wu Muye.
Typical parent speech: you look at people, then look at you.
In the end, Wang Sutaki could only comfort himself:
Love me that's why you scare me.
This is true for acquaintances, and it is not much better for newcomers, and it is not brainy to speak.
Wu Dajing said that he was preparing for the next Olympic Games, and Dan Jie opened her mouth and came: This is your last four years, right?
Sister Dan, is it really polite to ask an active athlete this question?
After the first blow, there is a second hit, asking if people really like skating.
Not only can not speak, as soon as you meet a junior, whether you are familiar with it or not, you love to ask people if they have an object.
Last year I loved to ask.
This year is the same.
Dong Xuan said that he was 79 years old, and people pinched their fingers: 43 years old, the most important thing is to find a down-to-earth person.
Dong Xuan's face was green: Which pot is not open to mention which pot?
After asking Dong Xuan, he turned his head and looked at the back seat: Do you have an object?
Caught off guard, Song Yanfei was directly petrified and lost her expression management, and Dong Xuan, who was eating melons at the scene, couldn't help but glance at the back seat.
I want to rush into the screen to reply on her behalf: The ex-boyfriend is your son Zhang Yishan.
Let's just ask: Sister Dan, don't you know? Don't you really know?
In short, in the program, Song Dandan is the Lafayette who is arbitrary, pointing fingers, no one in sight, and deeply closed and stubborn.
It wasn't the first time she'd been scolded, and she hadn't become like this in years.
Previously, in "Longing for Life", it can be seen that Song Dandan is a very typical Chinese parent.
She demeaned Batuu to nothing, saying that he was lazy and lazy, and how good it would be if Dahua was her son.
"How can I be so stupid, I've got a piece of crap."
When this kind of strength is brought into the variety show, it is crazy output and preaching.
Many years ago, in "Fancy Sister", Song Dandan automatically became a big parent as soon as he appeared, giving everyone a seniority ranking, and forcibly stipulating that several small ones should call themselves mothers, Wang Lin as big aunts, and Lin Zhiling, who was not married, as second aunts.
Everyone laughed awkwardly.
Lin Zhiling weakly resisted, "I am a sister", Li Zhiting said that I called your sister privately, and was immediately beaten back by Song Dandan.
In the slow variety show and the travel variety show, it is enough, and when it comes to "Strange Story" that speaks with logic, she is a rude bar spirit.
The contestants who are angry and have different views from her can't say anything that can convince others, and can only rely on the old and sell the old, personal attacks, and strong words, and there is no way to communicate.
In the game variety show, this kind of strength is even more terrifying - can't afford to lose.
Earlier on "Ace to Ace", the next team's Brilliance Chenyu performed well in the song guessing session, answering the song name correctly many times, and you Danjie began to catch people in the game loopholes in order to win.
Before the music prelude was played, Hua Chenyu went to the stage?
You have to be punished, and once isn't enough," I think three times. ”
Because the desire to win or lose is too strong, Dan Jie has become a walking bar spirit.
The program asked guests to sing the lyrics of the "ABA" format, Shen Teng sang a sentence "How do I look so good", Dan Jie picked a fault, insisting that this did not conform to the rules, and Jia Ling behind Shen Teng was once speechless to lose expression management.
Want to sing lyrics without logic?
Someone in Jia Ling's team sang "Please don't cut everywhere."
Sister Dan was not convinced: How come there is no logic? I love to cut everywhere.
In the face of Jia Ling's rebuttal, people didn't want to listen at all: What do you care about me? I'll cut it.
Recently, she was on the second season of "Detective Detective", not only could not keep up with her physical strength, her brain could not keep up, the joke could not be played, others gave her analysis, and did not listen.
Because of her age, everyone has to listen to her, and every issue hangs "I'm a 60-something person" on her lips.
Every episode of the show has to find an undercover well, when she is a good person, she does not listen to the advice of her teammates.
Regardless of other people's reasoning, the self-confidence of obsessive fans is sometimes tricky.
When she was a werewolf, she was even stronger.
Once everyone identified her, they played with their faces and off the field, saying that they were old and just wanted to finish quickly.
The effect of the program is full, but it also dissuads many viewers.
At this point, Wu Tong also forcibly held back his dignity, saying that the reason for inviting Song Dandan to participate was to create a sense of family.
This is not the first time that Dan Jie and Wu Tong have cooperated, the two have already met in "The Birth of an Actor".
At that time, Song Dandan served as a mentor, which caused a lot of controversy.
Obviously, the team member chosen was Liu Mintao, but when he knew that Zhang Ziyi and Liu Ye also chose Liu Mintao, he was afraid that he would not be able to fight, so he shouted to be re-elected.
He also said the reason why he chose Liu Mintao before - he thought she was old and no one chose.
None of this can be explained by true disposition, and it is completely disrespectful to others.
In the words of Song Dandan's own spit: "You don't have the right to say this, can you manage it?" ”
In the face of reason, it is clear that she knows more than anyone and has more experience than anyone.
Once on Weibo, as an elder, she also gave a lot of earnest words.
Just like those Chinese-style parents, they obviously talk about the reasoning one by one, but when it comes to themselves, there is a double standard.
She said: "Because I really love you, I have true freedom."
But turn your head, don't say that you are in charge of your own life, even people do not have the freedom to choose the bonfire party.
It is conceivable that if one day, the above things really happen.
She will also: "I agree, but let's raise your hand to vote first, and if you agree, please raise your hand." ”
Then she glanced at the audience, and after getting the answer she wanted, she said with satisfaction: "Look, for your own good, just do it." ”
Substituted for a moment, I was suffocating again.