The Prophecy of Wu Zetian's Great Zhou Dynasty and Tang Dynasty (Li Chunfeng's Pushback Diagram)

Anecdote:

The sun and moon are empty

Shine on the soil

complicated and confusing

No literature or martial arts

Eulogy:

See void king hue void

One dynasty re-entered the imperial palace

The remains of the branches are still in place

Oh wow morning chicken is male

Wu Zetian was a woman who was very good at making a name for herself, and at the beginning she was one of the concubines of Emperor Taizong li Shimin's harem, Fengcai Ren, also known as WuCai Ren. Later, Tang Taizong was going to die, and the emperor was the least of a plaything, often dragging a large group of people with him when he was dying, and the concubines who had a hand with him in the harem were all on the list of people who wanted to go with him. This is because the successor will be his son, and his son will not only receive all of his country, but also all his wives. In this way, things are a bit chaotic, and the chaos becomes that after the new emperor enters the palace, should he be called mother or wife? This serious question fell on Li Shimin's successor, Li Zhi, who once entered the palace and met his mother... No, it was his father's concubine Wu Mei Niang, Mei Niang Mei Niang, that must be very proficient in the art of femininity, only to see her feminine Qiu Bo so a turn, Li Zhi's legs immediately softened. And then what happens in this case happens.

This incident happened very chewy, first Li Zhisi Wenwen said to Wu Meiniang: At first recalling the soul in the dream of Wushan Mountain, the balcony road is hated and there is no door. Then Wu Meiniang replied gently: "I have not met the Golden Tent Wind and Cloud, first Mu Jin basin rain Luen." Look at this pair of dog men and women, really can play. I can't believe it. Then Emperor Taizong of Tang died. Then Li Zhi became emperor. And then...... What about the new emperor's little mother martial artist? This is really not bothering Li Zhi bothered, said, Wu Meiniang is very good at making a name, she did not accompany the funeral, but went into the monastery to become a nun, she knocked on the wooden fish while pondering: Depend, Li Zhi, who has no conscience, why doesn't he come to pick me up? If he doesn't come again, I'll break the wooden fish... Li Zhi really sent someone to take her into the palace, what is the skill? Wu Meiniang this is called the skill, just so-called: see the void king hue empty, a dynasty re-enter the imperial palace. I think Li Zhida was born in the Imperial Family, other things may not have been seen, women are still less than him? But he just has a soft spot for Wu Meiniang, a woman can catch such a man, it must come up with some real skills. Wu Meiniang is a person with real ability. After she entered the palace, she first flipped all the beauties in the harem upside down one by one, and then she became empress, and put forward an epoch-making proposal for governing the country: collective leadership. The so-called collective leadership is that she and Li Zhi sit shoulder to shoulder on the dragon chair and play with the courtiers, this suggestion is not only at the time, but even in the future, it has a shocking effect, can Li Zhi agree? Nonsense! If Li Zhi did not agree, would he still be called Li Zhi? When his wife also sat next to him on the dragon chair, Li Zhi figured out that something was wrong, And Gai YinWu Meiniang,This woman's ass was larger, and as soon as she sat down, Li Zhi rolled down with a thud. Li Zhi got up from the ground and pondered carefully, this is not right, if you continue to do this, there will be a big problem! So he secretly found a few ministers and made a secret resolution, to abolish Wu Meiniang as a commoner, that is, to fight back to her original form, let her play with the neighbors and aunts, the country's major affairs are too troublesome, don't let it be mixed. I don't want this secret resolution to come into effect yet, and it will be known to Wu Meiniang. Wu Meiniang was angry, and immediately grabbed Li Zhi angrily: "Well, you have no conscience, didn't you say that you are a good collective leader?" How dare you make decisions? Get me out from under the bed and kneel on the washboard. That's it for this resolution. And Wu Zetian has since come to the world. But this play in the world is not what you said about King's Landing, and there are many people who are not convinced, such as Li Shimin's sons and grandchildren, these people are waiting by Wu Meiniang's dragon chair, playing music ready to wait for her to sit tired and get up to go to the bathroom, everyone is good to sit on it. Once these people sit up and try to get them to move their butts off, it's hard. But Wu Meiniang can't go to the toilet, no matter how big her ability is, the ability not to go to the toilet is still not there. That leaves one last resort: kill! Therefore, Li Chunfeng solemnly pointed out here: the remaining branches are still rooted, and the morning chicken is male. This sentence is an allusion that Wu Zetian killed the successor of the old Li family all over the street, and the meaning of the latter sentence is that compared with Wu Meiniang, Li Zhi is really like a lady. Kill and kill, and you get into trouble. The trouble is that some of the children of the old Li family were born by her wu meiniang herself. For example, Crown Prince Li Hong, although he is his own son, but he is also his biggest political opponent, so how should this matter be handled? Or kill! After killing Li Hong, it was the turn of the second son, Li Xian. Li Xian saw that things were not good, and hurriedly wrote a poem, which read: Planting melons under the yellow platform, melons ripening and leaving. One pick makes the melon good, and then picks it to make the melon thin. Three picks are still self-reliant, and four picks are hugging the vine. The poem is translated into the vernacular, which means: Mother and mother, don't kill me, give me the throne. When I become emperor, your father will be me. See what kind of play it is? Do you think Wu Zetian can spare him? After killing the Li clan descendants who might have snatched the dragon chair under her ass, Wu Meiniang encountered another problem: salutation! Ancient women have no social status, along with the name is also not, Wu Meiniang is only a nickname called Mei Niang, now people have become leaders, and then called small names, that is inevitably too unspeakable, right? We must not let the historian remember this: Today, a serious drought occurred in the Shandong area, and leaders at all levels attached great importance to it, and a provincial disaster relief work conference was held. No, no, Wu Zetian pondered, this matter is not OKAY, if you want to be an emperor first, you must first give yourself a name. What's the name? At this time, Wu Meiniang remembered that Li Chunfeng had made this push back map, took a look at it, hehe, the sun and moon are empty, illuminating the soil, there is no word that the sun and moon are empty? The minister replied: Your Majesty, the young ladies of the Qi, there is no such word. Wu Zetian was relieved as soon as he heard it, and if he didn't have this word, he would order the Datang Character Research Committee to come up with such a word. Minister's Reply: Your Majesty, the Young Ladies, this department is not as you said. Wu Zetian Dao then immediately set up one, to see which of our old martial family still has nothing to do, let him go to the department to be a leader. That's it. Wu Zetian finally had a name, but his life was confused, and now Wu Zetian was really confused: Was this Li Chunfeng's prediction accurate, or did His Majesty the little ladies help him? Even Li Chunfeng couldn't understand this. Fortunately, Li Chunfeng's purpose was not to make things clear.