Many years ago, I had a doubt.
There are so many gods and demons in China, pick a few out to make a blockbuster, whether it is a hero story, or a demon battle, designated to kill Hollywood's comic book superHealth!
But with so many awesome IPs, why don't anyone develop them?
Years later, thinking back on this doubt, I was eager to smoke my own big mouth.
Really, please all the bad film professionals, let go of the Chinese myth!
At that time, I felt that the movie had touched the bottom line of the domestic "God Reform" network.
But today I want to say that I am too young, and their bottom line is much lower than I thought!
Because, I accidentally clicked on the latest fantasy network big:
Journey east
Notice that it's "Journey to the East", not "Journey to the East"! Teacher Ma Jingtao will never carry the pot!
Of course, since the name has "Journey to the East", it must be the story of the eight immortals crossing the sea.
Moreover, it is about Lu Dongbin, the absolute soul figure in the Eight Immortals.
In history, Lü Dongbin, who had been an official in the middle of the jinshi, later lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests to cultivate.
When he was young, he should be a good prince, and when he was old, he was also a daoist of the Immortal Wind Dao Bone.
Moreover, Lü Dongbin was a lifelong philanthropist, catching who to help whom, so much so that he left an allusion that "the dog bites (originally Gou Jian) Lü Dongbin, who does not know the good heart".
Such a skeletal wonder of the world, in "The Legend of the East", what virtue did Chen Haomin play for him?
A bitch!
Moreover, it is still a very high-quality iron man.
Specifically how to be a law, let's enter the plot.
In other words, a long and a little anxious Lu Dongbin plans to retire today.
Don't ask me who he was betrothed to and why he quit.
The net is big, and it is normal to start abruptly.
In short, he took his personal domestic servant and prepared to come to his husband to retire.
Then, Lü Dongbin and the domestic servant entered a high-class clubhouse.
Don't get me wrong, Teacher Lu doesn't have that strange habit, he went to find the old man.
However, as soon as he entered the house, Lu Dongbin felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he left a spirit rune for the domestic servant in advance.
In case something happened to Lü Dongbin, the domestic servant burned the spirit rune, which could save Lü Dongbin's life.
Sure enough, as soon as he entered the clubhouse, Lu Dongbin was ambushed by the goblin gank.
As the only "highlight" of this film, Mr. Clara brought us wonderful face art and "leg art".
With his hands in hand, he also let the heroine of this film, Bai Ying, perform a wave of fascination with Lu Dongbin.
But just when the goblins were about to succeed, the domestic servant burned the spirit rune, allowing Lu Dongbin to break the goblin's ecstasy array.
Lu Dongbin, who returned to His senses, immediately threw the spirit rune wildly, retreated from the group of demons, and escaped from the club with Bai Ying, and the first story ended.
Here, let's make up a little bit about the pre-setting of this film:
There is a goblin named "Black Jiao" lurking in the local area, which is a hardcore fierce person in the ancient times.
Originally, this thing had been sealed by the Queen Mother, but Lü Dongbin's previous life, Lü Zu, for some reason, accidentally unlocked the seal and let go of the black jiao.
Since then, the escaped elder brother has occupied the clubhouse.
Use female goblins to catch men passing by for him to replenish nutrition and reshape his body.
Once the flesh is cultivated, the Black Dragon can occupy the whole world.
Bai Ying, the former Shaodong family of the clubhouse and Lü Dongbin's fiancée, was also controlled by The Black Jiao and became a member of the Immortal Jumping Army.
After Lü Dongbin risked his life to save Bai Ying, he temporarily settled down at the Li family, a veterinarian who was still opening a black shop, and asked Tie Que Li to remove the controller on Bai Ying's body.
It is reasonable to say that the male and female protagonists have all appeared, and because of the battle, there is a life-and-death relationship, and then it is time to enter the emotional drama.
No, Lü Dongbin first wished that Bai Ying would be killed.
When Bai Ying lived, he continued to insist on retiring from marriage.
Moreover, when Bai Ying was unconscious, he secretly took Bai Ying's finger and drew a pledge on the divorce agreement.
A set of scumbag operations ended, and Lu Dongbin was about to open the run.
Unexpectedly, I met Taibai Venus, who was looking for the chosen one.
As the top HR of Tianting who is active in various film and television dramas, Taibai Venus plans to recruit Lu Dongbin to fight black jiao.
By the way, even the flickering belt deceived, the iron abduction Li and Bai Ying, also fooled into the ghost squad together.
So a group of people returned to the clubhouse and prepared to go to war with the boss.
According to the convention, the first time you brush a boss copy, you will definitely have to eat up.
Sure enough, the black dragon, which had already taken on the form of a human, exploded the protagonist group with three or two hammers.
Lü Dongbin failed to kill the Black Jiao and fell into a deep coma.
As a result, in the coma, Lü Dongbin actually awakened all the memories of his past life.
As we said earlier, Lü Dongbin's previous life was the god Lü Zu.
Bai Ying's previous life was the fairy white peony.
The two fell in love with each other and planned to make a lifelong commitment.
And the promise gift that Lü Zu gave to Bai Peony was a gold noodle he stole from the Queen Mother.
According to Lü Zu, the golden noodle was originally a white peony thing, but it was snatched away by the Queen Mother under the name of "Sealing Monster", and Lü Zu returned the name to the original owner.
But he didn't expect that the Queen Mother really took the golden noodle to seal the black jiao.
Now, Jin Chao was taken by Lü Zu to take his sister, and Black Jiao naturally escaped from prison successfully.
The Queen Mother, who learned the truth, reduced Lü Zu's two sons to mortals.
And set up a curse that White Peony would die for Lü Zu in all his life.
Therefore, the cause of this film is a love brain is still self-righteous, in order to release the sister out of the demon as a disaster in the three realms, and then the three lives and three lives are very dead story.
Yes, it turns out that the real boss is Lui Dong Bin Ben Dong.
Now that he understood that he was the source of all evil, Lü Dongbin strengthened his belief in eradicating the Black Jiao.
However, before that, he had to drive bai Ying away.
After all, as mentioned earlier, Bai Ying continued to be with him, and he was 100% not willing to die.
After driving Bai Ying away, Lü Dongbin dialed under the point of taibai venus to find the ancient artifact "Excalibur Sword".
However, since Bai Ying had set up the flag of "not dying well", it was naturally impossible to really give up Lu Dongbin.
Therefore, Bai Ying also followed Lü Dongbin and embarked on a journey to find the artifact and kill the black dragon.
Since the main film of this film is only an hour in total, the process of finding the Excalibur Sword is very smooth.
After getting the artifact, Lü Dongbin declared war on The Black Jiao for the second time.
But at this time, the Black Jiao had already achieved great feats, and even if Lü Dongbin had an artifact in his hand, he couldn't help it.
At the critical moment, we still have to rely on the classic "family sacrifice to the heavens, the mana is boundless".
In the melee, Bai Ying blocked a fatal blow for Lü Dongbin, and then hung up as expected.
Seeing that Bai Ying had died for himself, The grief-stricken Lü Dongbin suddenly burst out, not only activating the power of the Excalibur, but also awakening his own Heavenly God Golden Body.
And then, the hole is up, a knife second, what is there to say?
Lü Dongbin once again maintained world peace.
At this time, the golden lux of heaven came and conveyed the instructions of the Queen Mother:
You have successfully survived the robbery, follow me back to heaven to continue to be a god.
But Lu Dongbin said: I am not a god, I am a human, and I want to stay in the human world.
In a line of dialogue in honor of Digha' "I am light and human", I end the torture of watching Journey to the East.
After watching the plot, do you feel that your brain is mushy?
I really don't blame me, "Journey to the East" is both a script and an edit, highlighting an east hammer and a west stick.
I don't know why Lu Dongbin quit marriage, I don't know what kind of thing Black Jiao is.
I also don't know why a person who wants to quit marriage suddenly reveals his true feelings.
I don't even know why Lu Dongbin would do magic.
In short, "Journey to the East" relies on a bunch of intermittent stories to make up a 70-minute positive film.
When you evaluate it with "logical confusion", you are insulting to "chaos".
Of course, even if we don't consider logic, can we look at some fights, sadomasochism, handsome men and beautiful women with the mentality of clut?
To be honest, no!
First of all, let's talk about the shooting texture...
Although "Journey to the East" plays the Eight Immortals card, what is filmed is completely a reproduction of the texture of the ghost-catching Hong Kong film 30 years ago.
The whole process of 0 fights, the output is also all dependent on the standing pile rubbing magic array.
In my opinion, the battle scenes and brain holes in the film are not even as good as the Hong Kong B-grade film "A Thousand Men Chop", which also has eight immortals.
What about the emotional line...
As mentioned earlier, this kind of jump-by-jump rhythm, not to mention the sense of CP, I can't catch the emotional trend of Lu Dongbin and Bai Ying at all.
However, Lu Zu fell in love with his head and released the plot of the demon, which made a deep impression on me.
Finally, there is the handsome guy and the pretty girl...
I am not afraid of offending people, even if I have watched Chen Haomin since I was a child, I still have to give Teacher Chen's Lu Dongbin a negative score.
He basically doubled the performance of the treasure in "Jigong", "Journey to the West", and "Fengshen Shen".
The look and feel of the first half is called "a little embarrassed" at best, and "noisy" at worst.
Later, although Lu Dongbin had just recovered from a serious illness, to tell the truth, I couldn't see it anymore.
As for Mr. Clara, who is called the "only highlight" of the play by many people?
Not to mention, in the "leaky thigh" piece, "Journey to the East" is less than one-tenth of Wang Jing's.
I deliberately counted the clips of Clara's full makeup appearance frame by frame, if you don't count the white witch form scraping putty on her face, Clara's appearance includes:
The original film 3:22 ~ 3:30, 7:26 ~ 8:30, 9:05 ~ 9:42, gone.
Add it up to a piece, a total of 113 seconds, less than two minutes.
Portal to everyone, want to see the original film of the small partner please take it as appropriate.
But think about it or forget it, watching the original film of this, it is really a bit of a sin.
After I finish stepping on Ray, let's not go into the pit at will.
Then today let's talk about so much, like the small partner don't forget to like and pay attention to go up.
Let's continue tomorrow.
Bye bye bye.
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Editor: Ah Zhai