Among the four marshals of Shrek, there was only Tang San, who was called "Ice Qing Jade Jie Tang Sanshao" by Xiao Wu. As for Dai Mubai, Xiao Wu gave him the nickname of "Evil Eyed Obscene Tiger"; Ma Hongjun and Oscar were simply described by Xiao Wu as "obscene". Indeed, in terms of feelings, Tang San could be said to be a little white, and he didn't understand anything. Below, let's review Tang San's seven straight male moments together, curious about how Tang San, who has such a low emotional intelligence, actually chased after Xiao Dan.
Xiao Wu wanted to build a quilt with him, and Tang San said that men and women could not be kissed
When he first entered Notting College, Xiao Wu and Tang Santong were assigned to the Seven Houses. As a working student, the teacher prepared a new quilt for Tang San, Xiao Wu looked at the new quilt and could not move his eyes, and the other roommates saw the situation and contributed their own quilts to show their goodwill. As a result, Xiao Wu only liked Tang San's quilt and asked to build a quilt with Tang San, and as a result, Tang San said that men and women could not be kissed. Or is it a little dance magnanimous, saying that I don't care what you are afraid of?
The two stayed in the couple's suite, and Tang San said to call the waiter to remove the flowers
When Tang San and Xiao Wu went to Shrek Academy to report, they checked in at the Rose Hotel in the town for the first night. After entering the room, Tang San saw the roses decorated everywhere in the room and realized that this might be a suite specially for couples. Seeing xiao wu looking at the roses, Tang San proposed to ask the waiter to remove the flowers. Xiao Wu immediately asked Tang San, what girl doesn't like roses?
Tang San felt that Xiao Wu had grown up and should go on his own
When he went to Shrek Academy to report, xiao Wufei asked Tang San to carry himself on the way. Although Tang San did not refuse, he expressed doubts about Xiao Wu's behavior, and he asked Xiao Wu, saying that you are not too old to walk, why do you have to carry it?
Girls let you carry, you just have to carry it, ask so much why?
Little Dance asks what do you think of me? Tang San replied that he wanted you to upgrade so quickly
Tang San looked at the scenery on the cliff of the back mountain and pondered how to revitalize Tang Gate. At this time, Xiao Wu came over and asked Tang San what he was thinking. Tang San said, thinking about your life now, thinking of your father, and thinking of you! The last sentence, said very well, the little dance listened, immediately some heart, then asked another question, what do you think of me?
As a result, Tang San came directly, wondering why you were level thirty so quickly. Chatting like this, sooner or later, will the sky be chatted to death.
Emphasize that Xiao Dan is his sister
After the rigorous training, Xiao Wu said that his legs were sore and wanted Tang San to rub them. So Tang San hugged Xiao Dan to the suburban grove and helped Xiao Dan rub his legs and feet on the big tree. After that, Xiao Wu leaned on Tang San's shoulder and spoke. When Xiao Wu mentioned Rong Rong, they old joked about themselves and Tang San's brother and sister. As a result, Tang San said, Yes, aren't you my sister?
Xiao Wu hinted at it so much, but he didn't expect to get such a straight man's answer from Tang San, and he was also angry. He directly punched Tang San with a small fist and said that he was just a piece of wood.
Xiao Wu wanted to go on a date, and Tang San planned to call his brothers along
After class, Xiao Wu said that there were a lot of delicious things in Tiandou City and suggested that Tang San go shopping with him. Obviously, Xiao Wu wanted to go on a date with Tang San and live in the world of two. However, Tang San suddenly said that he didn't know if fat Xiao Ao was going to go or not?
Dating girls, you ask to bring two big light bulbs, is that like words?
Xiao Wu let him comb his hair, and Tang San actually asked if it was necessary to comb his hair at night?
During the preparation for the continent-wide Advanced Soul Master Academy competition, Tang San wanted Xiao Wu to eat Acacia's broken intestines, and Xiao Wu said that he could catch up with everyone without eating himself, and also proposed to try it with Tang San. During the fight, Xiao Dan's hair was scattered. So Xiao Wu said that her hair was messy and wanted Tang San to help her comb her hair, but Tang San said that if you go back to sleep, will your hair be messy? Good guys, let you comb your hair, why do you do so much nonsense?
It is also thanks to Tang San that he is the male protagonist, if he changes to someone else, in the face of the hint of the sister, such an attitude is definitely the life of a single dog for ten thousand years. Well, this issue ends here, more exciting, we'll see you in the next issue.