1. Today, I am teasing the waiter at the small restaurant. I went to the restaurant myself and asked for six steamed buns. The waiter asked me, "Do you want to go up now or wait for everyone?" I said, "Let's go, I'm alone." The waiter said, "You eat six pieces alone?" "I said: Yes, things in your city are too expensive. Only half full.
2. Bring your girlfriend home. A wedding car with many balloons was parked in front of her house. My girlfriend said she wanted a balloon. At that time, there was no one around. I leaned over and took the next one. She said it wasn't enough. She wanted it. I went and got it again. This time I wanted to eat more so as not to say it wasn't enough. When I started kissing the third one, the door opened and the man in the car said, "Brother, leave me some again and again." I have to go kiss tomorrow! ”
3) The man sneaked into a wealthy family in the middle of the night and knocked the man unconscious with a wooden stick; then he swept wildly. As he was about to leave, he suddenly heard someone in the bathroom shouting, "I'm ready." In! So the man had evil thoughts and rushed into the bathroom; the man would never forget that his wife saw his expression of surprise in the bathroom
4.“110？ Come on! Something is wrong! "Hello, what are your urgent matters?" "Both girls want to hook up with me and fight!" "Hmmm... This one...... This..." Ugly monsters will win! ”
5. To show what "frustration" is, the Chinese teacher bows his head, makes a gesture, and then smiles and asks the student, "Please use an idiom to describe the action I just did." Students scrambled to answer: "Very smart", "Thin, thin", "No hair".