Translated by | Crescent Moon
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Programmers are a very hard mental work, but friends often joke that it is pure physical labor.
Let's relax and watch some hilarious jokes.
Joke 1
One day, Xiaomei asked her husband to go to the supermarket to buy bread. When her husband arrived at the supermarket, the little beauty sent a message saying, "whileyou are in the store, get some eggs." (While you're still in the store, buy some eggs.) ）
So my husband never came home.
Joke 2
One day, Xiaomei asked her husband to go to the supermarket to buy bread. When her husband arrived at the supermarket, Xiaomei sent a message saying: "Buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” (Buy a loaf of bread.) If there are eggs, buy a dozen. ）
When I was a child, my husband came back and bought 12 loaves of bread. Xiaomei asked him angrily, "Why did you buy 12 loaves of bread?" ”
My husband said, "Because there are eggs in the store." ”
Joke 3
One day, Xiaomei asked her husband to go to the supermarket to buy bread. When her husband arrived at the supermarket, Xiaomei sent a message saying: "Buy a loaf of bread. Ifthey have eggs, get a dozen.” (Buy a loaf of bread.) If there are eggs, buy a dozen. ）
However, there are no eggs in the shop. So, the husband threw a paragraph error, and then died...
Joke 4
Do you know how programmers get divorced? Here's a vivid example.
Husband: Honey, to celebrate our wedding anniversary, I bought you a diamond.
Wife: Oh my God, husband! Nothing would please memore！ (There's no gift that makes me happier than that!) Literal translation: Nothing will make me happier! ）
So, the husband didn't buy anything!!
Joke 5
The husband bought a new bottle of shampoo for the programmer's wife. So, the wife stayed in the bathroom for one night.
Because the instructions for use of the shampoo read: "Lather, Rinse, Repeat." (Knead out the foam, rinse, and repeat).
So she spent the night in the bathroom and ran out of the whole bottle of shampoo.
Joke 6
For a good programmer, an empathetic, gentle and virtuous wife is like a grammatical error. Unfortunately he didn't have a grammar error.
Joke 7
Xiaomei asked the programmer's husband, "Do you want a boy ora girl?" (Do you want boys or girls?) Note: The meaning of or in English includes "or", "or"... ）
The husband replied, "Yes."
Joke 8
The husband came home from work and found his wife crying. She asked her programmer husband, "You've been avoiding this question since we got married, but today I'm sure I'll hear the answer." You'd better tell the truth, or I'll go."
Husband: What's the problem?
Wife: Do you really love me ordo you just marry me for my assets? Note: The meaning of or in English includes "or", "or"... ）
The husband replied, "Yes."
So, the wife returned to her mother's house.
Joke 9
Whether in life or at work, what can make a programmer collapse?
Anunexpected missed period！ (Pun intended: 1. Accidentally missed period; 2. (girlfriend) menstrual leave did not come).
Joke 10
Xiaomei was very angry because she saw that her programmer husband was talking and laughing with another woman.
After returning home, Xiaomei asked her husband: "I saw that you and Xiaolan talked and laughed, and you also went to her house!" ”
The husband said: Hmm.
Did you have sex with her or not? (Do you have a leg with her?) Note: The meaning of or in English includes "or", "or"... ）
Husband said: Yes.
(So, Xiaomei gave her husband a slap and slammed the door!) ）
Reference Links:
https://javascript.plainenglish.io/10-husband-wife-programmer-jokes-d57a9701f594
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