Funny beauty dynamic diagram, funny girl gif
Sister your abs live in Beijing? How there are three rings! These abs made me laugh out of the abs!
Sister your abs made me laugh out of the abs!
Funny Girl Gif Collection:
Prank your daughter-in-law like this, not afraid to wake up and be beaten?
A hilarious scene at the wedding, is the groom not ready to make a hole tonight? Ready to sleep on the couch tonight?
Hilarious beauty wedding farce!
The pill head is very cute, just a little bit of Nezha!
My girlfriend broke up with me last week and I still don't understand why. She asked me how many girlfriends I've had. I said count her three, the first one has no characteristics, quite ordinary, the second one is a bit literary... Then she slapped me and broke up with me.
Tomorrow is 520, save the meme to confess to her!
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Funny paragraph to share:
1, husband: "I don't understand, why don't women pay attention to cultivating temperament, read more books, enrich their inner beauty, always fall in love with beauty salons to maintain their skin, and spend time on superficial external beauty?" ”
Wife: "That's because men are mostly superficial, but rarely blind." ”
2, a woman angrily returned home and shouted to her husband: "I just bought a big suitcase, I have had enough with you, I want to pack up my things and go back to my mother's house!" ”
The husband did not raise his eyelids and said: "It's late, your mother is already here, she just finished arguing with your father, carrying a big suitcase!" ”
3, that day to the husband complained about how difficult it is to be a woman.
The husband said heavily: "Alas, it is difficult to be a person, and it is even more difficult to be a woman!" ”
Before happiness could appear on his face, he continued: "It is even more difficult to be a man with a woman!" ”
4, the husband wrote a letter to a magazine with some rationalization suggestions. Soon, the editorial board sent him two sample journals as a thank you.
The husband was very happy and said to his wife, "Next, I am ready to give some rationalization suggestions to the car company." ”
5, a couple is older, discussing who died first. The husband asked his wife, "What will you do if I die first?"
After a moment of contemplation, the wife said: With my hilarious personality, I will definitely find a few young single women or widows to live with. The wife then asked, "What would happen to you if I died first?"
The husband thought about it and said shyly, "Probably like you..."
Funny beauty dynamic picture, ex-girlfriend came to me compound! But I didn't promise her! She had been hurt by me deeply enough, and I was so happy to see her kneeling!
Husband and wife walking on the path of the park, the wife did not pay attention to the fall! At this time, the wife thought that the southern husband in the TV series would say: "Alas, little baby, how can the sauce purple be careless, does it hurt?" Hug it! Then gently lifted his wife up.
Unfortunately, she married her husband in Henan, and the husband said: "Letter ball goods, eyes grow to the buttocks, wood sees that there is a dirt carat on the ground, a good road does not go, leaning on that bear face to get what is inside, why not give you a bump, hurry up Brabra, white in this shame, wood materials!" ”
Talk to your fat husband about having children today. The husband said, "Have a daughter!" Boys are not easy to raise. ”
I said, "Have a son!" Like me, definitely pretty, long legged Oba. The husband said, "Then let's have a daughter!" Like me. ”
I asked, "What's better with you?" The husband said quietly, "Like my big chest." ”
Married for a few years, very afraid of intercourse, sleepy at night and dare not enter the room, can only watch the ball game outside and wait for the wife to fall asleep until two o'clock at night, crept into the room...
Suddenly the lamp came on, and the wife patted her ass charmingly and said, "Come on, wait for you for half a day!!! ”
There are two bear children at home, the wife goes out in the morning to let me watch, the big is a hundred thousand why ask this and that, the smaller than the sun monkey is still noisy, more tired than the previous day's shift, almost noon it is difficult to get the two boys to sleep, not much wife came back. The wife said with a concerned face: Is the husband tired of watching the children?
I said: Too tired! Well, you go cook and I'll see.
A brother asked me: Brother, I want to ask why the relationship between the two of you is so good. Me: I know I'm poor, and I don't hate my wife for being fat.
Wife: I know I'm fat, and I don't hate my husband for being poor.
Husband: Look at your fat, don't lose weight.
Me: I'm just fat and playing.
Husband: Yo yo, still playing... Are you really greedy enough?
I...
My husband used to be my client.
The year I graduated from college, I took a big order. But there is no money to invite customers to dinner. So I took him to the house and cooked him myself.
He praised me for my craftsmanship, and then we went to the cinema and the hotel.
Ordered a takeaway, when I opened the door to take takeaway, I just saw the small couple fighting at the door, and I leaned against the door with the takeaway to watch...
Suddenly, the man threw away the woman and ran directly at me, and the sharpshooter snatched the takeaway from my hand and whispered to me: Give you money tomorrow...
Then he turned around and ran home to the woman and said: Wife, the takeaway has arrived, let's eat first, and then fight after eating!
I was stunned...
The cousin has a temper and has bullied her cousin for many years. This morning, somehow scolding again, the cousin brother-in-law finally broke out: I have endured you for a long time, and I will let you taste the taste of being scolded!!!
After saying that, I took my cousin's ID to the driving school to register her...
Pregnant with the second child, the baby is moving very much in the stomach.
At night, the baby punched and kicked in the stomach again, and I couldn't sleep, and I couldn't help but mutter, "What is this child doing inside?" It never stopped. ”
The husband came to the sentence: "Live in a second-hand house, busy with decoration!" ”
The two men walked to the door of the bank and saw two stone lions.
The husband interrupted the wife who was chattering all the way and asked, "Do you know which of these two stone lions, which is the male and which is the female?" ”
The wife replied, "How can I know this?" ”
The husband said, "I tell you the answer, the one who opens his mouth is only the mother's, and the one who closes his mouth is only the male." ”
The wife wondered, "Why?" ”
The husband said, "Mother's words are many." ”
I have not entered the girls' dormitory, today finally have a chance, the moment of opening the door is also quite embarrassing, the contrast is a little big!
Humorous joke: Catch the bus in the morning, and by the time you get to the platform, the car has started. So you had to chase after me and shout, "Master, wait for me!" Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to you, "Goku, don't chase." ”-
Funny car accident dynamic chart: Uncle does not have any waves, and even wants to hit a king of glory!
Funny paragraph: There is a foreigner who came to Taiwan to learn only Chinese, but he has not been able to figure out the difference between "iron" and "steel". One day he came home late, and the downstairs door wouldn't open. He had to shout upstairs: "Landlady, your steel door can't be opened..." -
Beautiful fireworks dynamic pictures and fun pictures: not me blowing, this if it is a marriage proposal fireworks can definitely be done.
Hilarious paragraph: A man went fishing by the river, wore a leaf first, and did not take the fish for half a day. He changed another piece of bread, and there was no fish hooked for half a day. There was no way he had to change the earthworms, just like half a day without a fish. Angry, he took out a hundred yuan bill and threw it into the water and scolded: "What do you want to eat?" Buy it yourself! ”
Funny picture: Look at the service of this store, this boss wants to get rich is difficult.
A man was about to starve to death in the desert when he picked up the lamp. Divine Lamp: "I can only fulfill one wish of yours, so let's talk about it!" I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife..." The lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said dismissively: "They are starving to death and covet beauty, sad!" "After saying that, it disappeared. Man: "... cake. ”
Funny fun map: In order not to crush the road, it is really painstaking.
Hilarious passage: A neurotic sings on the bed, singing and turning over, lying on the pillow and continuing to sing. The attending doctor asked, "Sing it, what are you doing when you turn over?" Neurosis said, "Fool, after the A-side is finished singing, of course you have to sing the B-side." ”-
Confusing dynamic diagram: Who knows what this kind of thing is, and what is it doing?
Happy moment: The single-stick pony picks up a handkerchief embroidered with a fragrance and a phone number, and the pony excitedly dials the phone: "Hey! Is Miss Ah Xiang here? After a long time, a voice came: "Grandma, your phone!" ”
Funny paragraphs, humorous paragraphs to share!
1, hilarious paragraph: the turtle is injured, let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours, the snail had not returned. The turtle was anxious and scolded, "Fuck don't come back lao tzu will die!" At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: You say Lao Tzu is not going! ”-
2, funny paragraph: when I was in school, one day A Jun was preparing to change his pants in the dormitory, just took off the trouser belt, but unexpectedly came in a few girls, no way, he had to carry his pants to the next dormitory. Just as I was about to unbutton, A few more girls came in, and there was no way, so I had to carry my pants to the door of the next dormitory. Because he was holding his pants in both hands and was in a hurry, he had to kick open the dormitory door and shout at the same time: "Is there a woman inside?" Are there any women? "I saw a whole bunch of girls sitting in the room, looking at him in horror...
3, happy moments: after the father coaxed his daughter into bed, he returned to his bedroom to prepare for sleep. "Daddy!" The son cried. "What's the matter?" "I'm thirsty, can you get me a glass of water?" "Didn't you just drink it?" Go to bed, I've turned off the lights! Five minutes later..." Dad! I'm thirsty, can't you just get me a glass of water? "Didn't I just say that?" You tell me to beat you up again! "Another five minutes passed..." Daddy!" "What's wrong?" "You must bring a glass of water when you come and beat me up!"
