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Folk tale: He and the judge became drinking friends, and the judge told him to eat the things on the grave and be admitted to the lifting

A long time ago, there was a scholar named Hou Enpet, who participated in two township examinations and was named Luosun Shan, and his heart was very depressed, and he gradually indulged in wine and lived a life of drunken dreams. He asked the child to lead an ox cart with several altars of wine and many appetizers, and went in any direction. He sat in the car and drank heavily, and when he was drunk, he slept in the car and continued to drink when he woke up. Sometimes, when he encounters a scenic place, he will put wine and vegetables on the ground and sit on the grass or drink in the shade of trees.

On this day, to a bamboo forest, the environment is very elegant, not far away is the City God Temple, Hou Enpet called the child to put the wine and vegetables on the stone, he sat down to drink, after a while, drank too much, fell asleep on the stone.

Folk tale: He and the judge became drinking friends, and the judge told him to eat the things on the grave and be admitted to the lifting

The boy had long been instructed not to wake up hou en pet if he was asleep and let him sleep. It was a good night's sleep, and by the time Hou Enpet woke up, the moon had already climbed up the bamboo shoots. When he saw that the moon was bright and the breeze was gentle, he was interested again, and he raised a glass to the moon and recited the verses, and drank heavily.

At this time, a person came from the depths of the bamboo forest, and while walking, he said: "The show is so elegant, and the solo music is not as good as the crowd." Hou Enpet raised a glass and said: "Just one person drinks cold, comes and comes, and drunkenly dreams of the bright moon together." The man sat down, raised his glass and drank. After a few drinks, I felt that it was not too addictive, so I simply changed it to a large bowl.

Hou Enpet looked at this person, saw that he had thick eyebrows, big eyes, a full face, and was wearing an official uniform, and couldn't help but smile: "You look like a judge in the City God Temple." The man laughed and said, "What doesn't look like it, I am!" ”

Folk tale: He and the judge became drinking friends, and the judge told him to eat the things on the grave and be admitted to the lifting

Hou Enpet also laughed and said, "Others are afraid of judges, but I have a sense of intimacy." Thanks to the judge's love, we are not drunk! Come and go, dry this glass of wine, and be friends from now on! The two men touched each other with their glasses of wine and bowls, looked up and dried, and laughed relatively happily.

Hou En's favor was overwhelmed, and he soon fell drunk and fell to the ground and fell asleep. By the time he woke up, it was almost three o'clock, the child was sleeping on the bullock cart, and the judge was gone. He woke up the boy and told him to pack up his cups, and he went to the City God Temple.

Entering the City God Temple, looking at the moonlight coming in from the window, Hou Enpet came to the statue of the judge, jumped to the ground, and said, "Since everyone is a drinking friend, if you are free one night, you may wish to come to my house for a drink." After saying that, he turned and left.

Back in the bamboo forest, the child had already packed up. Hou Enpet sat on the ox cart, and when he returned home, it was almost four years old, and his wife was still waiting for him, complaining about him.

Folk tale: He and the judge became drinking friends, and the judge told him to eat the things on the grave and be admitted to the lifting

After a few nights, Hou Enpet was drinking alone at home, when suddenly the curtain was lifted, and the judge walked in with a big laugh and said, "Thanks to your invitation, I have been too busy to open my body, and I happen to be free tonight, so I came." Hou Enpet quickly stood up and invited him to sit down, and the two of them drank each other.

Hou Enpet said: "Last time I only cared about drinking, I didn't ask for advice on your surname?" The judge said, "My surname is Gan." Hou Enpet called him Big Brother Gan. After that, Judge Gan would come every three to five places, and the two of them drank until dawn.

Seeing that it was not far from the hometown test, this night, Hou Enpet talked about his troubles and said to Judge Gan: "I have read a strange book, which says that you can change your head, you might as well change a smart head for me." ”

Judge Gan said, "I won't do this. He saw Hou Enpet's face full of disappointment and continued, "However, I have a way, you listen to me, and you can't be wrong." ”

Folk tale: He and the judge became drinking friends, and the judge told him to eat the things on the grave and be admitted to the lifting

Judge Gan took Hou En's hand and made him close his eyes, and in an instant he was in front of a tomb. This is the tomb of a well-known ancient literati, who was born as a scholar before his death, and is an article everyone. Judge Gan pointed to a few mushrooms on the grave and asked Hou Enpet to pick them.

Back at home, Judge Gan said, "I don't have to change your brain, but I can change your mind." He told Hou Enpet that the mushrooms on the graves were actually articles written by ghost scribes, hanging on the graves to show off, as long as they ate these few mushrooms, it was equivalent to absorbing his thoughts, and the mind would naturally become smarter.

Hou En'en was overjoyed and opened his mouth to eat mushrooms, but was stopped by Judge Gan. He said, "Wait a minute, I'm going to get rid of the thoughts that are inherent in your mind first, so that two different minds don't fight together." He reached out and pressed Hou Enpet's head, and Hou Enpet only felt the heat surge, and his brain suddenly went blank, and he quickly ate the mushroom.

After this, Hou Enpet was like a new head, and many fantastic ideas always emerged. When it came to the period of the township examination, he was finally admitted to the lifting of people.

A year later, Judge Gan came to bid farewell, and he was transferred to Taishan. Before leaving, he told Hou Enpet: "You have no chance of fate and career, it is better to be a runaway." Hou Enpet listened to his advice, and from then on he did not take the imperial examination, and wandered among the mountains and rivers, writing many famous passages that have been passed down from generation to generation.

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