This story is a sketch adapted from NBA news, just to amuse everyone, don't spray if you don't like it!
[The Lakers defeated the Cavaliers, James cut 38 points, 11 rebounds and 12 assists, Westbrook scored 20 points, 4 rebounds and 11 assists, and Augustine scored 20 points on 7-of-7 shooting]
Vogel: Comrades, cheer me up, we're already in tenth place, don't you even want to play in the playoffs? Today against the Cavaliers must give me a win! Janjan, did you hear me?
James: What can I say? Win or lose and don't look at me, I play very well!
Vogel: Turtles...
Wei Shao: Boss, I'm back! Wasn't there just a three-point tie that day?
VOGEL: That... Everyone work hard!
LEF: Old Zhan, don't come unharmed?
James: There is no harm in the body, there is a problem in the heart! This season is really depressing! Scoring looks at me, rebounding looks at me, defense looks at me... You can't take a break!
Osman: Big Brother, you're going to hit the all-time scoring king! Can't stop!
LOF: I heard you're getting ready to play the play-offs this year?
James: Don't say it, played last year, played again this year! Lao Tzu really wants to hit people!
LEF: Hahahaha, old Zhan, this is not you! You are the future historical scoring king, to have the demeanor of a general, really have to be angry, I suffer some losses, let you punch twice! After all, we are our own people!
James: That's what you said! Don't cry out in pain when I punch you later!
LOF: Rest assured, I won't bark!
James: Well, look at the axe!
【James Partition Loaf】
Lefu: Big brother, you are not authentic, I let you punch me twice, I didn't let you cut me!
James: Long time no see, send you a hot search! You said it made me breathe!
LEF: But brother, I'm not a turtle, I'm love!
Wei Shao: What happened to me? I played quite well in these three games! Is it not a big brother?
James: That is, you are a good turtle today! Be the first hero! Three pairs to hand, poster to hand, beauty!
Augustine: Big brother, didn't it depend on me to win today? I'm 100% mr.!
Gabriel: And me!
Fan: Tucker! MVP！ Tucker, MVP!
Westbrook: Alas! Unfortunately, I don't have three doubles, let me grab two more boards and we will both triple doubles at the same time, wouldn't it be more refreshing?
James: Dude, you still play the same way you play these three games, if you grab the board, we will lose! Anyway, the turtle I was looking forward to finally came! Play-offs...
Wei Shao: Rushing ducks...